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Offline Turnsky

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Dirty harry just pissed himself
on: March 12, 2004, 10:26:29 pm
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Offline Zuljin

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Re: Dirty harry just pissed himself
Reply #1 on: March 12, 2004, 10:31:06 pm
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Originally posted by Turnsky


that's a .50 cal revolver

http://firearms.smith-wesson.com/store/index.php3?cat=293613&item=831458&sw_activeTab=1


oh my.. :eek2: :lol:
 

Offline Carl

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Dirty harry just pissed himself
Reply #2 on: March 12, 2004, 10:35:34 pm
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

you'd break your hand using that thing.
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Offline phreak

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Dirty harry just pissed himself
Reply #3 on: March 12, 2004, 10:37:56 pm
screw tin cans. wheres some 1" thick sheet metal i can shoot?
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Offline neo_hermes

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Reply #4 on: March 12, 2004, 10:42:06 pm
DUDE!!!
Hell has no fury like an0n...
killing threads is...well, what i do best.
 

Offline DragonClaw

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Dirty harry just pissed himself
Reply #5 on: March 12, 2004, 10:45:20 pm
*revolver rusts from drool*
 

Offline an0n

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Dirty harry just pissed himself
Reply #6 on: March 12, 2004, 10:45:44 pm
Now THAT's a hand-cannon.
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Offline Rictor

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Dirty harry just pissed himself
Reply #7 on: March 12, 2004, 11:31:37 pm
Awesome. The King of England won't be bothering me anymore...
 

Offline Liberator

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Dirty harry just pissed himself
Reply #8 on: March 12, 2004, 11:46:40 pm
NICE!!!  U84R NICE!!!!!!1111111
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

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Offline Corhellion

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Dirty harry just pissed himself
Reply #9 on: March 13, 2004, 12:14:37 am
Cool...one step closer to the GunBlade!
 

Offline Bri_Dog

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Dirty harry just pissed himself
Reply #10 on: March 13, 2004, 12:21:39 am
I want one!
Sig
 

Offline mikhael

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Dirty harry just pissed himself
Reply #11 on: March 13, 2004, 01:21:10 am
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Originally posted by Corhellion
Cool...one step closer to the GunBlade!


Dude, we've already done Gunblades. They were built in the 17th and 18th centuries. They were discarded because the were prone to damage to the barrel which would cause jams and explosions. Today, we have better alloys, but te gunblade would be even more useless than it was back then--unless you're the sort of fanboy freak that likes owning 'real' versions of things found in video games (like that guy that commissioned a Master Sword from the Zelda series).
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Offline Knight Templar

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Dirty harry just pissed himself
Reply #12 on: March 13, 2004, 02:19:59 am
I want a master sword!
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Dirty harry just pissed himself
Reply #13 on: March 13, 2004, 02:22:24 am
If only it fired rifle rounds...
 

Offline Fineus

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Dirty harry just pissed himself
Reply #14 on: March 13, 2004, 03:54:11 am
I don't like it. It's not a high-yield particle cannon.
 

Offline Gortef

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Reply #15 on: March 13, 2004, 05:45:15 am
Cool :nod:
Habeeb it...
 

Offline Singh

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Dirty harry just pissed himself
Reply #16 on: March 13, 2004, 05:50:17 am
ub333r

f33r 1t
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Offline Setekh

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Reply #17 on: March 13, 2004, 06:05:49 am
"This is the Series 4 De-Atomizer, capable of searing intergalactic flesh, destroying illegal alien bugs and taking down hostile space warships.

...You get the Noisy Cricket."
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Offline TheCelestialOne

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Dirty harry just pissed himself
Reply #18 on: March 13, 2004, 06:41:05 am
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Originally posted by Setekh
"This is the Series 4 De-Atomizer, capable of searing intergalactic flesh, destroying illegal alien bugs and taking down hostile space warships.

...You get the Noisy Cricket."

The "Noisy Cricket" was cool! :D
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Offline Stryke 9

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Dirty harry just pissed himself
Reply #19 on: March 13, 2004, 08:45:50 am
...Neh, that's just silly. You want a ridiculously overpowered pistol, you go for something you could still probably hit with.


http://www.serbu.com/shorty.htm

Then you get some of those magnesium 12-gauge shells...
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