Being an NPC would be a nice job. One could make the conversations be quite amusing, not to mention the possible quests

(nice battle screenie)
but anyway, here are my stats
Name: Gortef
Degree (Title/Job): Artist (as Turnsky said... a bard/magician like)
Portrait/Looks: A dude with glasses and a long black leather jacket and brushes
Initial Level: 1
Maximum Level: full (no experience restriction)
Battle Style: One handed weapon, a brush.
Abilities:
Average Hitpoints
High Energypoints (Mana)
Low Attack
Low Defense
High Mind
High Agility
Special Resistances / Weaknesses:
Resistance against mind affecting spells.Weak against criticalsSpecial Skills:
Early Skills (levels 1-15):
Sketch - Makes one enemy confused
Hidden knife - Attacks with a hidden knife inside the brush (double physical damage)
Color Blue - Increases party's defence to 125%
Color Red - Increases party's offence to 125%
Later Skills: (15-30)
Portrait - Stops the enemy for two rounds (or one if restricted)
Color Green - Increases party's defence to 150% and makes them immune for mind affecting spells for one round (or two if possible)
Color Black - Increases partys's offence to 150%
Comic strip - Confuses all the enemies
Stick figure - Summons (draws) the allmighty stick figure to help in fight (Which cut's the enemy's hp in half)
High Level Skills: (30-xx)
All Colors of the world - Increases party's Defence and Offence to 185% and makes them immune to mind affecting spells for one (or two) rounds)
Childhood scribbles - Summons the childhood scribbles (a dog, a cat, a car and a goofy looking mecha) to help in battle. High magical/physical attack.
Character - Summons (draws) a manga girl to help in fight. Very High physical attack.
Angry Moustaches - Goes and draws moustaches to the enemies. Makes all the enemies: poisoned, confused, mute and slow.