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[Abstruse] !kjv numbers 22:21

[Word_of_God]  Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. -  (KJV)

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[Abstruse] I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...

[kasperl]

< AL > Two families move from Pakistan to America.
< AL > When they arrive the two fathers make a bet - in a year's time whichever family has become more American will win.
< AL > A year later they meet again:The first man says, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?"
< AL > The second man replies, "**** you, towelhead.""



< h|tler > HOW THE **** CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????


< erno > hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

< kylev > BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
< kylev > hahahahaha
< kylev > some girl just came onto our floor
< kylev > and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"
< kylev > i just asked her what the paper was about
< kylev > and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism
<`Neo> bahahahaha

< Kris > ****!  someone stole all my beer and drank it and left the empties all over my apartment!
< Kris > either that or I now know why I have a headache and no real memory of anything after 21:00


note: i am pathetic, i have a textfile on my desktop with my selection of the "best of bash", anyone who wants the full file can PM me.

[TopAce]

Originally posted by kasperl
< AL > Two families move from Pakistan to America.
< AL > When they arrive the two fathers make a bet - in a year's time whichever family has become more American will win.
< AL > A year later they meet again:The first man says, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?"
< AL > The second man replies, "**** you, towelhead.""


...

Who won?

[Bobboau]

#3457 +(294)- [X]

How can you think you matter when your URL has a tilde in it?

[Flipside]

http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,22523.0.html

< looks at tilde >

[ChronoReverse]

Personally I like this one

[Stealth]

no the best one still remains:

#1578 +(3176)- [X]

we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
ew.
wait, you "caught" him?
like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)

[Darkage]

*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)


Real life should have a ****ing search function, or something.
I need my socks.

LOL

[Joey_21]

Originally posted by ChronoReverse
Personally I like this one

*Takes notes*

*Will be firing up Linux this Friday*

[Stealth]

good luck.
which one though? (i'm curious).  Debian?

#126218 +(2385)- [X]

i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible *****.

[Darkage]

serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest:download **** into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-****-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong

This one is the best so far:D

[Stealth]

yeah that is pretty good

[Zuljin]

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY  HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I  DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

[Darkage]

<@MCJ> there was a little piece of soap left in the shower
<@MCJ> about the size of a credit card
<@MCJ> so i ran it through my butt crack making beep beep noises

[Martinus]

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#260282 +(719)- [X]

knightmare> _______ ___._._._
GTEK> ?
knightmare> /s_r__r 12_._._.1
GTEK> dam i kno this
knightmare> /ser_er 127._._.1
* Quits: GTEK (Quit)
* Quits: xfiles (Quit)
* Quits: Evolution (Quit)

Now that's just damn clever.
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[Joey_21]

Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Stealth
good luck.
which one though? (i'm curious).  Debian?
 

A couple of good friends recommended Redhat, so I think I'll give it a try and see if I can get anywhere... I've been through plenty of detailed instruction through the past week so I don't think I'll have much of a problem getting started.

[Fineus]

Originally posted by Maeglamor
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Now that's just damn clever.
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I don't get it...

[Flipside]

< Idioteq> ****.. the zombie processes have gone chaotic on my pull parity
< happy> flip the bits, STAT
< Yoinkster> you should also vi the slackware
< thirtyseven|IGOTHEADTODAY> I get the idea that you guys might be making this **** up.

Hey CB, do you have any old website interface templates laying around that you have no use for? =8)
< Cowboy_w3rk> er
< Cowboy_w3rk> < html>< body>insert content< /body>< /html>
< Cowboy_w3rk> there ya go
< DannyBoy> wonderful
< DannyBoy> hey, that looks like ****


This is going to keep me going for hours

[Martinus]

[color=66ff00]Basically they guy thought it was a game of fill in the blanks, when you type /server into IRC followed by a name or IP address you get sent to that server. 127.0.0.1 in this case which is loopback.

Other people in the room attempted to get there first and as you can see they all logged out due to typing the command.
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[Martinus]

Originally posted by Joey_21


A couple of good friends recommended Redhat, so I think I'll give it a try and see if I can get anywhere... I've been through plenty of detailed instruction through the past week so I don't think I'll have much of a problem getting started.

[color=66ff00]I installed Fedora this week with a little help from Kazan (thanks K), very painless, took a bit of configuration to get my monitor to display 1024*768 but that just meant that I got to muck around with vi and I got to learn a little more.

I gotta get a crossover cable to hook up my windows box to it but it's amazingly configurable and quite easy to get the knack of, I was expecting it to be a lot more complicated.
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