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Offline Woolie Wool

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April fools already?
Reply #140 on: April 01, 2004, 11:00:46 am
an0n: Arrrr! Ye be no Peer of the Realm! Get lost before I maroon yeh, yeh scalawag!
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

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Offline an0n

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April fools already?
Reply #141 on: April 01, 2004, 11:01:35 am
Quiet, before I take you out back and Theisman your ass.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
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Offline Woolie Wool

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April fools already?
Reply #142 on: April 01, 2004, 11:02:22 am
What do you mean by "Theisman"?
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
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Offline kasperl

April fools already?
Reply #143 on: April 01, 2004, 11:02:58 am
Theisman? you mean that pulser missfire on Sain-Just?

wouldn't you need to controll HLP capital fleet for that?

and need the "sudden help" of 2 admirals and a tac witch?
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

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Offline kasperl

April fools already?
Reply #144 on: April 01, 2004, 11:03:41 am
Quote
Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Woolie Wool
What do you mean by "Theisman"?


go read Honorverse books you lasy dog!
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

you haven't learned masochism until you've tried to read a Microsoft help file.  -- Goober5000
I've got 2 drug-addict syblings and one alcoholic whore. And I'm a ****ing sociopath --an0n
You cannot defeat Windows through strength alone. Only patience, a lot of good luck, and a sledgehammer will do the job. --StratComm
 

Offline an0n

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April fools already?
Reply #145 on: April 01, 2004, 11:04:47 am
I already be commandin' the HLP Armada, poppet.

I commandeered that thar flagship: HMS HardLight.

I be abouts to be kickin' some ass.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Fineus

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April fools already?
Reply #146 on: April 01, 2004, 11:05:32 am
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Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of kasperl
Theisman? you mean that pulser missfire on Sain-Just?

wouldn't you need to controll HLP capital fleet for that?

and need the "sudden help" of 2 admirals and a tac witch?

And he can forget it, the only name change I'll ever consider giving him is to Baron Von Myass.
 

Offline an0n

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April fools already?
Reply #147 on: April 01, 2004, 11:06:26 am
You be wantin me to be the baron of yer arse?
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Fineus

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April fools already?
Reply #148 on: April 01, 2004, 11:07:41 am
No, but its an interesting analogy for all you're ever likely to be a baron of ;)
 

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April fools already?
Reply #149 on: April 01, 2004, 11:09:36 am
*stabs Thunder in the head*

Die, ye lavacious misanthropist!
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Fineus

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April fools already?
Reply #150 on: April 01, 2004, 11:10:39 am
Thunder is a noise you mistaken one-eyed freak. I'm Kalfireth! Lord!
 

Offline an0n

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April fools already?
Reply #151 on: April 01, 2004, 11:13:32 am
Thunder is the sound of me wrath, ye cock-lubbin, buggerer of boys!

Avast! And be readied to meet yer makers' soft, moisturizer-using hands!
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com
 

Offline Ashrak

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April fools already?
Reply #152 on: April 01, 2004, 11:15:56 am
this is SWEET
I hate My signature!
 

Offline J3Vr6

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April fools already?
Reply #153 on: April 01, 2004, 11:25:04 am
Heh, I kinda like my title of stable boy :P
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Offline Fineus

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April fools already?
Reply #154 on: April 01, 2004, 11:35:07 am
Be careful what you wish for ;)
 

Offline an0n

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April fools already?
Reply #155 on: April 01, 2004, 11:38:41 am
Stop abusing the hired help.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline J3Vr6

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April fools already?
Reply #156 on: April 01, 2004, 12:55:56 pm
Yeah, it's bad enough you keep coming by the stable for a little action...
"I wanna drink til I'm drunk, and smoke til I'm senseless..."
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"Hey barkeep, who's leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here?"
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Offline an0n

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April fools already?
Reply #157 on: April 01, 2004, 12:56:35 pm
Those poor, poor horses.....
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline jdjtcagle

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April fools already?
Reply #158 on: April 01, 2004, 01:00:57 pm
:shaking:
dont hurt thy horses, you naughty kithen maid
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Offline Rictor

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April fools already?
Reply #159 on: April 01, 2004, 01:09:26 pm
I asked for no broth! Away with you lest my cane find your backside!
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