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Offline jdjtcagle

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*Wipes feet on Antares*
Shivans??
Black Magic he speaks!!
Shiva is not thy Kings God!!
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Offline Flipside

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Go tendeth the Horses jdj ;)

 

Offline Antares

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And the darke clouds in the skye yawn-ed open wide, and there came a sounde as if God Himselfe had clapp-ed His hands.  And the Sunne turned the colour of sackcloth, and the Moone became as bloode.  And there was great fire and lighteninge that shattered that skye, and the grounde did quake, and the winde did howl, and the Flipside did moo.  And then the Shivans came, by the number of the hundrede, and by the number of the thousande, and by the number of the millione, and the skye was filled as if by locustse, and the Sunne was blotted out, and all of the Earthe sank into eternal nighte.

[glow=red]And all was laid to burnination.[/glow]


PRAISE SHIVA IPSO FACTO DECORUM EST ESTUANS INTERIUS IRA VEHEMENTI GLORIOSA GENEROSA MENDACUS NOLO CONTESTE HABEUS CORPUS EN EXCELSIUS DEO KLAATU BARADA NIKTO :hopping: :devil:
We have returned to continue our purification of this galaxy. It is again your turn to be crushed beneath the great force that is the Antaran army. All your petty squabbling with the other beings in this galaxy is meaningless. The Antaran fleet will destroy you all, one by one. You may not surrender. You cannot win. Your only option is death.

 

Offline jdjtcagle

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Thy horses wilt be tendeth
*Grabs book "Horse Stableing for Dummies" and leaves*

:)
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Offline Flipside

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LOL

Alas, I must goest for now, I haveth much mapping of speculars to do before I settle, but I love the April Fool stuff, absolute classic :)

And wheres Bruce Campbell whenst we need him ;)

Damn, can't leave the thread without saying it.....


NI!
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Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Antares
And the darke clouds in the skye yawn-ed open wide, and there came a sounde as if God Himselfe had clapp-ed His hands.  And the Sunne turned the colour of sackcloth, and the Moone became as bloode.  And there wast great fire and lighteninge that shattered that skye, and the grounde did quake, and the winde did howl, and the Flipside did moo.  And then the Shivans came, by the number of the hundrede, and by the number of the thousande, and by the number of the millione, and the skye wast filled as if by locustse, and the Sunne wast blotted out, and all of the Earthe sank into eternal nighte.

[glow=red]And all wast laid to burnination.[/glow]


PRAISE SHIVA IPSO FACTO DECORUM EST ESTUANS INTERIUS IRA VEHEMENTI GLORIOSA GENEROSA MENDACUS NOLO CONTESTE HABEUS CORPUS EN EXCELSIUS DEO KLAATU BARADA NIKTO :hopping: :devil: [/B]
Who are you again?  And who ****ed with the forums?
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Offline Antares

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I wrote this.  You may have heard of it.
We have returned to continue our purification of this galaxy. It is again your turn to be crushed beneath the great force that is the Antaran army. All your petty squabbling with the other beings in this galaxy is meaningless. The Antaran fleet will destroy you all, one by one. You may not surrender. You cannot win. Your only option is death.

 

Offline Stealth

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yeah, at least Shrike's still normal.


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Offline Flipside

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ROFLMAO!!

 

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Heh heh heh... :lol:
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Offline neo_hermes

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Offline Carl

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hold thy tounge, knave! thou speakest blasphemy! hast thine countinence fallen in such a way that thou should speakest such lies? harken unto thy master!  terra pax requiem and so forth! ect.! i don't knowest what i'm saying anymore.
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...KLAATU BARADA NIKTO :hopping: :devil:



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Offline neo_hermes

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you guy's art freaking me out now :lol:

Edit: where's a Cleric when you need an exorcism?
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Offline Ulala

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30 minutes until April 1st for me.. oh well, merry times anyway :)
I am a revolutionary.

 
Lords!

I thine great wisdom, thou haveth changeth thine forum's templates! But, thou haveth also changeth the colours of thine forum's!

Amendement:

Thou have destroyeth the Emblem of The Source Code Wizards, and placeth thine own on top of it. Blasphemers!
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

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Offline Ulala

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Aye, does thou think this thread is a way to increaseth thy wise (foolish) utterances? It appeareth so...
I am a revolutionary.

 

Offline Fineus

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Of course! Everyone knows that a thread created here increases the wise things that one can utter... :lol:

 
More like the foolish ones......

anyway, when are you going to fix the other templates? or are you to lasy and are waiting for 2n april?
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

you haven't learned masochism until you've tried to read a Microsoft help file.  -- Goober5000
I've got 2 drug-addict syblings and one alcoholic whore. And I'm a ****ing sociopath --an0n
You cannot defeat Windows through strength alone. Only patience, a lot of good luck, and a sledgehammer will do the job. --StratComm