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Offline Martinus

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April fools already?
Reply #20 on: March 31, 2004, 05:50:12 pm
[color=66ff00]Does thou dare to challenge the mighty Jade knight?

I shall rend thy shanks asunder!
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Offline aldo_14

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April fools already?
Reply #21 on: March 31, 2004, 05:50:38 pm
I proclaim, this be-eth a most merry jape!
 

Offline Sandwich

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April fools already?
Reply #22 on: March 31, 2004, 05:51:03 pm
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Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Hippo
Dothest Sir Tomatoes avataresth recentleth cangeth?

Verily, it has. Good catch, O Bloated Water-Horse.
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Woolie Wool

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April fools already?
Reply #23 on: March 31, 2004, 05:52:38 pm
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Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Lord Kalfireth Of Chichester
They didn't make me someone of political importance for nought you knowest ;)


Dost thou attempt to imply something, milord?
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

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Offline Hippo

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April fools already?
Reply #24 on: March 31, 2004, 05:52:51 pm
Tis the bloat that makes I float... :p
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Offline Martinus

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April fools already?
Reply #25 on: March 31, 2004, 05:54:02 pm
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Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Hippo
Tis the bloat that makes I float... :p

[color=66ff00]Thou floateth?!?
Here be a witch!
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Offline Woolie Wool

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April fools already?
Reply #26 on: March 31, 2004, 05:56:41 pm
*grabs Hippo and heads for the parking lot in an attempt to drive him to safety, only to find that the car has been replaced by a carriage pulled by a haggard old nag*

*sees the mob approaching from behind with torches and pitchforks*

****.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

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Offline Sandwich

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April fools already?
Reply #27 on: March 31, 2004, 05:56:47 pm
Where's the stake to which we affix him for burninating?!?
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline aldo_14

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April fools already?
Reply #28 on: March 31, 2004, 05:57:00 pm
Tho doth speak of witchcraft?  Begone, heretic!
 

Offline vyper

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April fools already?
Reply #29 on: March 31, 2004, 05:58:10 pm
Let us burneth the heretic!
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Offline vyper

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April fools already?
Reply #30 on: March 31, 2004, 05:59:02 pm
Celtic fans are optional too.
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Offline Woolie Wool

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April fools already?
Reply #31 on: March 31, 2004, 05:59:32 pm
The proper suffix for a second-person verb is -est, not -eth.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta
 

Offline Ghostavo

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April fools already?
Reply #32 on: March 31, 2004, 05:59:52 pm
Burn the celt... er... the heretics!!! :D
"Closing the Box" - a campaign in the making :nervous:

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Offline Hippo

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April fools already?
Reply #33 on: March 31, 2004, 06:00:12 pm
Doth the Pope float alsoeth? Iseth the Popeth a witch too?
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Offline jdjtcagle

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April fools already?
Reply #34 on: March 31, 2004, 06:01:13 pm
Thy now Stable Boy.
*Goes off to shovel thy master's steeds poop*:D
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Offline Woolie Wool

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April fools already?
Reply #35 on: March 31, 2004, 06:02:14 pm
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Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Hippo
Doth the Pope float alsoeth? Iseth the Popeth a witch too?


*hides a helium balloon under the Pope's habit*

He floateth on aire also.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta
 

Offline aldo_14

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April fools already?
Reply #36 on: March 31, 2004, 06:02:41 pm
Thoest doth speak of thine stables?  Thoest be a spy and zealot!  Burn thy spy!
 

Offline Hippo

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April fools already?
Reply #37 on: March 31, 2004, 06:02:50 pm
Howeth can thou burneth my, ifeth fire hath not been inventedeth?
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Offline Woolie Wool

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April fools already?
Reply #38 on: March 31, 2004, 06:03:43 pm
Fire wast invented in prehistoric times. The medieval Europeans had full knowledge of fire.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta
 

Offline Ace

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April fools already?
Reply #39 on: March 31, 2004, 06:04:55 pm
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Foolishness originating from the mouth of Hippo
Howeth can thou burneth my, ifeth fire hath not been inventedeth?


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