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Offline Woolie Wool

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...of course ye olde flintlock wilt always do, one could always use a shot in the chops while being chopped...


That archaic thing? REAL men use semiautos with .38 or larger rounds.:p
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta

 

Offline Martinus

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[color=66ff00]Flinte lock? What manner of sorcery is this?

*Pulls out a shotgun*

Boomstick baby!
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Offline Woolie Wool

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*pulls out a howitzer*

I shalt pulverize thee!
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta

 

Offline Flipside

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LOL Indeed, mine Flintlock is not accurate beyond the counting of 5, swords art the weapons of gentlemen ;)

Nonetheless, I shall desist the spamming before my count of posts is bought low by the Might of the Great God Admin ;)

 

Offline Ace

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Ye both speak of items of the most vile design! A good Christian isn't even allowed to use a crossbow!
Ace
Self-plagiarism is style.
-Alfred Hitchcock

 

Offline Woolie Wool

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Ye both speak of items of the most vile design! A good Christian isn't even allowed to use a crossbow!


*poundeth Ace into red mist with a howitzer shell*
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta

 

Offline Flipside

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hehehe I telleth you what, swords might be the weapons of gentlemen, But UZI's..... they're the weapon of winners ;)

I just realised, when the rest of the board goes back, we are going to find out who typed normally and who actually typed Archaic English :nervous:

 

Offline Woolie Wool

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hehehe I telleth you what, swords might be the weapons of gentlemen, But UZI's..... they're the weapon of winners ;)


Pah, you can't hit jack with those POSes.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta

 

Offline Ace

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hehehe I telleth you what, swords might be the weapons of gentlemen, But UZI's..... they're the weapon of winners ;)

I just realised, whenst the rest of the board goes back, we art going to find out who typed normally and who actually typed Archaic English :nervous:


Ulimate Zealots and Inquisitors? What do you speak of?
Ace
Self-plagiarism is style.
-Alfred Hitchcock

 

Offline Flipside

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Maybe so, but you can run away sooner ;)

 

Offline Woolie Wool

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Maybe so, but you can runnethaway sooner ;)


Then thou art just a target.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta

 

Offline Flipside

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That's ok they're only carrying swords, unless one of thems really good at throwing, I'm fine ;)

 

Offline Turnsky

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Pah, you can't hit jack with those POSes.


right thou are...

*Loads G36*
   //Warning\\
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do not torment the sleep deprived artist, he may be vicious when cornered,
in case of emergency, administer caffeine to the artist,
he will become docile after that,
and less likely to stab you in the eye with a mechanical pencil
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Offline Antares

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"I shalt pulverize thee", oh my God :lol:

I don't haveth a refitted name!  Or a custom title!  Or an avatar!

I'm unloved! :(

Bloody hell, I'm a doormat?

[glow=red]The Shivans are not amused.[/glow]
We have returned to continue our purification of this galaxy. It is again your turn to be crushed beneath the great force that is the Antaran army. All your petty squabbling with the other beings in this galaxy is meaningless. The Antaran fleet will destroy you all, one by one. You may not surrender. You cannot win. Your only option is death.

 

Offline Woolie Wool

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"I shalt pulverize thee", oh my God :lol:

I don't haveth a refitted name!  Or a custom title!  Or an avatar!

I'm unloved! :(


Now thou havest a title. *steps on Antares while walking in*
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta

 

Offline jdjtcagle

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Offline Woolie Wool

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right thou art...

*Loads G36*


Good idea.
*loadeth a G36K to use when the howitzer can't fire accurately*
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta

 

Offline Turnsky

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Sworn In: Feb 2001 | Wise (foolish?) Utterances: 4055
   //Warning\\
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
do not torment the sleep deprived artist, he may be vicious when cornered,
in case of emergency, administer caffeine to the artist,
he will become docile after that,
and less likely to stab you in the eye with a mechanical pencil
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Offline Woolie Wool

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[glow=red]The Shivans art not amused.[/glow]


They can kiss our medieval asses.

Remember kiddies: Do not ask for a custom title, for thou wilt not like the one thou receivest.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta

 

Offline Rictor

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right thou art...

*Loads G36*


Ah good sir, that 'tis indeed the weapon of Kings. The Germanic tribes art ingenious peoples, weaponsmiths of true caliber. Their merest toy humbles even the might of the finest craftsmen of Judea, Italia and of that land, far off across the unfathomable lengths of the Atlantic, which men oft call Amerigo.
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