[vyper]

http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsPackageArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=532387§ion=news

[Black Wolf]

Didn't you know? They're only doing it because the British MPs are helping the Palestinians get weapons out of Egypt.

The more I hear about israel the more ****ed up it seems.

[ARothers]

It just gets worse and worse...

[Gank]

I'm sure it was a mistake vyper, they were probably aiming at the kids running around them.

[Petrarch of the VBB]

I'd suggest the plan for Israel that I came up with in college a few weeks ago, but it'd likely get me banned...

[Rictor]

well played Israel, well played...

Pertrarch: as in, deport all the Palestinians, or as in deport all the Israelis?

[vyper]

Share it on NW or summat.

[an0n]

Glass the entire region.

[Taristin]

The entire mid east?  That'd ensure our saftey, for a little while, yes...

[an0n]

Personally, I'd advocate moving me, and a few million other people who where willing to worship me as a God, to the Moon then releasing all kinds of short-lived nasties on Earth. Ebola, small-pox, that kinda stuff.

Then I'd nuke the **** out of all the hermetically sealed bunkers enough to at least crack them at let the virii in.

A few years later, come back to Earth, make sure everything is safe, then have my followers spread across the land like a plague.

[Knight Templar]

Who gets to be your main, deranged, drugged up love slave?

Just curious.

[Martinus]

Originally posted by an0n
Personally, I'd advocate moving me, and a few million other people who where willing to worship me as a God, to the Moon then releasing all kinds of short-lived nasties on Earth. Ebola, small-pox, that kinda stuff.

Then I'd nuke the **** out of all the hermetically sealed bunkers enough to at least crack them at let the virii in.

A few years later, come back to Earth, make sure everything is safe, then have my followers spread across the land like a plague.

[color=66ff00]I am awed by your vision mighty one.
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[Lonestar]

Give the Palestinians their land back, and move isreal to Canada, we got a ton of territories they can have and im sure Canada wouldnt miss it.

I hear there are spots in russia left too, move the isrealites there.

Why move isrealis? Well the palestinians were their before the isreali's, unless we beleive the bible to be archealogical fact, then move the palestianians.

None want to move? Then declare war on both, and sanction them both until they can have a peace agreement made and abided by.

What bugs me, is the world is on neither side of this conflict, however, countries armies are willingly arming one side, causing the fight to escalate. Why not just not give them anything? Those fueling the fire should also be "looked" at, if you know what i mean.

To me the problem is very complex and there is no solution accept cutting them off from civilizations and forcing them to solve it themselves either by force, or by peace agreements.

The moment either become a threat to any other country, every country should smash them, and sanction them as they did to the axis in world war 2....it worked on the germans...

[pyro-manic]

Originally posted by Lonestar
Give the Palestinians their land back, and move isreal to Canada, we got a ton of territories they can have and im sure Canada wouldnt miss it.

None want to move? Then declare war on both, and sanction them both until they can have a peace agreement made and abided by.

Bloody good idea. Or, better still, get a load of yee-haw fundie Christians to go and settle around Bethlehem or somewhere, claiming it's their divine right to live there because it's where the Messiah was born, or some such similar bollocks. See how the Israelis like getting their country taken away from them...

What bugs me, is the world is on neither side of this conflict, however, countries armies are willingly arming one side, causing the fight to escalate. Why not just not give them anything? Those fueling the fire should also be "looked" at, if you know what i mean.

Ah, but then Lockheed, General Dynamics, Raytheon et al wouldn't make such obscenely large piles of money, so they'd be pissed and make Bush lose the next election. And he can't have that, now, can he?

To me the problem is very complex and there is no solution accept cutting them off from civilizations and forcing them to solve it themselves either by force, or by peace agreements.

That'd sort it out, but there'd be nothing but ash and bones left after a few weeks.

The moment either become a threat to any other country, every country should smash them, and sanction them as they did to the axis in world war 2....it worked on the germans...

Heheh, you'd think that'd be obvious, wouldn't you? Problem is, guess who's number one on everyone's hitlist of "countries that are screwing us over and making a big ****ing mess of everything at the moment"...

As for the shootings, I'm not surprised. The Israelis seem to shoot anything that moves at the moment....

An0n: sounds good. When do we leave?

[Petrarch of the VBB]

Well my initial idea was actually a giant glass dome and sucking the air out, but then I thought that was a bit Hitler-esque, so I decided against the vacuum.
The idea is under continual development, and now currently stands as a steel dome, which would seperate both sides from the rest of the world, who would lift it up every ten years or so to see if either a) they'd annihilated each other yet or b) they were willing to stop being wankers yet.

[vyper]

I like the plan, 'cept it involves maintaining the dome...

[Moonsword]

Sounds like it might work.

Problem is, I'm sure some of the Liberals around here would object to the endangerment of innocents.  Too bad I'm one of them.

And yes, I do feel the situation over there is getting to the point of being ridiculous, on the same level as an old joke about Jews.

It's not even offensive or Anti-Semitic:
Question: Where's the safest place in the world to be a Jew?
Answer: Northern Ireland, the Christians are too busy killing each other off to care about the Jews.

[Flipside]

Hmmmmmmmm... didn't there used to be an old Law in Arabic culture that if two tribes could not settle their differences, the leaders would be locked in a room lined with weapons and they would not be fed or allowed to sleep until the issue was resolved, by talk or by battle?

[Moonsword]

Perhaps we should do that with Sharon and whoever is heading the rebels.

[Aspa]

Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Well my initial idea was actually a giant glass dome and sucking the air out, but then I thought that was a bit Hitler-esque, so I decided against the vacuum.
The idea is under continual development, and now currently stands as a steel dome, which would seperate both sides from the rest of the world, who would lift it up every ten years or so to see if either a) they'd annihilated each other yet or b) they were willing to stop being wankers yet.

What about a concrete dome? Treat the whole area like Chernobyl. Maybe you would get hot russian chicks on motorbikes reporting from the area. Or you could market the whole thing as a gigantic Mad Max style theme-park! Rent some kind of vehicle with some weapons, go for a ride in the buffer zone, real entertainment, no fake stuff!