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Offline aldo_14

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on: July 04, 2004, 12:53:00 pm


It's a long-nosed Chimera, apparently (http://paranormal.about.com/library/bl_weird_creature.htm)

Wierd little bugger, innit?
 

Offline Lynx

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Reply #1 on: July 04, 2004, 12:56:14 pm
I wonder how it tastes
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Offline Ghostavo

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Reply #2 on: July 04, 2004, 01:09:21 pm
All hail the sea god, or choose to have his wrath upon you!!

*worships fish*

[Homer's voice]Hm.... fish....[/Homer's voice]
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #3 on: July 04, 2004, 01:12:31 pm
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Originally posted by Lynx
I wonder how it tastes


Salty.
 

Offline Fineus

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Reply #4 on: July 04, 2004, 01:55:40 pm
The Gollum of the ocean...
 

Offline neo_hermes

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Reply #5 on: July 04, 2004, 02:30:31 pm
O_o cool.
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Offline Kamikaze

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Reply #6 on: July 04, 2004, 03:02:29 pm
Sashimi....
Science alone of all the subjects contains within itself the lesson of the danger of belief in the infallibility of the greatest teachers in the preceding generation . . .Learn from science that you must doubt the experts. As a matter of fact, I can also define science another way: Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. - Richard Feynman
 

Offline Nico

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Reply #7 on: July 04, 2004, 04:03:14 pm
GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
The old ones are back! Beware the sons of Cthulhu!
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Offline Taristin

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Reply #8 on: July 04, 2004, 04:05:50 pm
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Originally posted by Kamikaze
Sashimi....


Might be good shabu-shabu, too. :)
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Offline Ace

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Reply #9 on: July 04, 2004, 05:34:42 pm
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GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
The old ones are back! Beware the sons of Cthulhu!
"whispers forbidden prayers to the dark gods"


Dagon could kick Cthulu's ass any day of the week :p
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Offline Bri_Dog

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Reply #10 on: July 04, 2004, 05:43:06 pm
Pfft....Cthulhu would send dreams out and make his servants slay Dagon's followers
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Offline .::Tin Can::.

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Reply #11 on: July 04, 2004, 05:46:13 pm
Uber Fish WILL return to rule the seas once more...
 

Offline Moonsword

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Reply #12 on: July 04, 2004, 05:58:07 pm
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I wonder how it tastes.[/qoute]

Why am I not entirely surprised to see this out of this forum?
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #13 on: July 05, 2004, 01:59:13 am
Nessie lives!
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Offline Nico

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Reply #14 on: July 05, 2004, 02:03:01 am
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Dagon could kick Cthulu's ass any day of the week :p


yeah, and if Killmenow was here, he'd say an ISD2 could slay it too ( according to KMN, an ISD can outpower anything in the known AND unknown universe ), so your point is?
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #15 on: July 05, 2004, 02:04:35 am
Star Destroyers pwn
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Offline Bobboau

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Reply #16 on: July 05, 2004, 03:10:29 am
that... looks like a pleaseeasaur!

just did some looking on this and found this
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About 10 years ago a Georges Bank trawler I knew landed a 5ft Elephant (long-nosed) chimera, and no one knew what it was. And these people were all long time commercial fishermen and fish dealers. All I can remember is one of the older guys saying "that's a devilfish!" and acting all creeped out like we were all gonna be cursed (maybe it cursed him 'cause I think he's dead now). It took a phone call to a state fisheries biologist to name the creature. It's still the strangest fish I've seen in years of fish work. Like a shark with a squid for a nose and a parrot's beak for a mouth. No one ate it.
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Offline Liberator

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Reply #17 on: July 05, 2004, 03:25:44 am
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Originally posted by Nico


yeah, and if Killmenow was here, he'd say an ISD2 could slay it too ( according to KMN, an ISD can outpower anything in the known AND unknown universe ), so your point is?


I have yet to see anything organic that can stand up to a focused high energy photon beam(phasers, turbo lasers, ect).  but if they can we could just drop a few ounces of Anti-Matter.  Would probably crack the planet wide open, possibly even sundering it in two, but it would definately kill/obliterate/disintigrate/atomize/cosmic dust anything within the initial blast range which would easily encompass a small continent.

If that fails, there's always the local black hole.
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The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

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Offline Col. Fishguts

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Reply #18 on: July 05, 2004, 04:00:09 am
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I wonder how it tastes


[beavis voice] Hmm...tastes like chicken. [/beavis voice]
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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #19 on: July 05, 2004, 04:26:46 am
that is one ooogly fish

[Edit] wait, it'd probably look better at the depth you'd find it at, deep sea.. since all it's organs have expanded, etc.
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