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Offline jdjtcagle

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You havent heard any racist things in your whole life then, jdjt.


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Offline WMCoolmon

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Ever notice a startling similarity in bash.org quotes? :p

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<maniac> dude my gf thinks all guys are really gay
<Geekopolis> wtf
<MisterChief> you have a gf? right...
<maniac> seriously
<gruntmonster> MC: exactly
<Geekopolis> its just a myth
<gruntmonster> yeah
<MisterChief> most guys are completely straight
<Geekopolis> IM MALE BUT I LIKE MEN AND LIKE IT UP THE ASS
<maniac> wth
<MisterChief> rofl
<Geekopolis> typo
<gruntmonster> lmao 'typo'
<MisterChief> that's one hell of a freudian slip there
<Geekopolis> shut up
<gruntmonster> does that make you a 'myth'?
<maniac> haha
* MisterChief shakes head
<MisterChief> so sad
<Geekopolis> SHUT THE **** UP IM NOT GAY
*** Geekopolis has been kicked by ChanBot (swearing is gay)
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Offline LOKO

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okay guys this thread here was mean't to be about posting jokes, with all the news of wars in this thread I said screw it and made this post, to try to lighten the forum since there was 5 thread of wars all next to each other, and everything "seemed" to be fine, but then next morning I find this, u poeple turned this thread itself into a war, so I stand here and clap at you's.

 

Offline LOKO

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okay guys this thread here was mean't to be about posting jokes, with all the news of wars in this thread I said screw it and made this post, to try to lighten the forum since there was 5 thread of wars all next to each other, and everything "seemed" to be fine, but then next morning I find this, u poeple turned this thread itself into a war, so I stand here and clap at you's.

from now on dont ask why there are wars in the world :P

 

Offline Ulala

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w00t, double post. :p

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Yes, incredibly lame I know, but it was my favorite joke when I was little and is the only one I can remember... :blah:
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Offline Stealth

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I think of it as 'funny' in the sense that it is so unbelievably proper.

yeah well i know a lot of indians and other middle-easteners that speak english more fluently than most Americans, but i was referring to the stereotypical indian accent ;)

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Why would do you think that? Could say the same about British or even American accents.
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sure could :nod:  
i find new york accents hysterical.


cagle: do any of you understand the definition of "racist"?  how about the definition of "arrogant"?  because neither definition fits what i said.

i hardly think that saying a particular accent sounds funny is racist, or arrogant.  it's not like i said "Indian accents are funny, just like the Indian culture and people!"... Most of the people i work with are indian, and they're all cool, i just think their accents are amusing.  i'm sure to other cultures/races/people American and British accents sound funny, and that's to be expected, i don't care if they think it about me, and i'm sure they could care less if i do about them. ;) :D
« Last Edit: August 20, 2004, 03:16:53 am by 594 »

 

Offline WMCoolmon

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Aussie accents are cool. :p

*Pushes the topic back on-topic for once*

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Offline Col. Fishguts

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Some good ones here...

...hmm, this thread might be apropiate to post these ugly f***ers

« Last Edit: August 20, 2004, 08:36:12 am by 1445 »
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Offline Stealth

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don't listen to that and tell me you don't think that's a funny accent. :D
hehehe
« Last Edit: August 20, 2004, 12:06:21 pm by 594 »

 

Offline Rictor

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"No, **** you guy. You no say **** you to me."

but thats a fake accents you know, its just a guy doing an impression of an Indian accent which is bound to be stereotyped.

 

Offline Stealth

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yeah of course.  but it's the stereotypical accents that i find funny.  the stereotypical accents of every race/culture/people are bound to be funny to some people.

 

Offline TopAce

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That's not especially funny.
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Offline Stealth

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well we didn't find your joke too funny either ;) :p

 

Offline TopAce

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Scorning other nations' accents and language skills and posting jokes you do not understand are two different things.
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Offline Ford Prefect

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Heh heh. Does anyone know that Monty Python skit about the Hungarian translation dictonary?

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Offline TopAce

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I don't predict any future for this thread.
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Offline Ford Prefect

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Look, on a serious note, I've been raised all my life to be open and respectful with regards to all cultures, and so I am. I love Chinese poetry, Indian mythology, French art, what the hell ever, and I still don't see anything the least bit insensitive about finding innocent humor in foreign accents.
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