[aldo_14]

http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99996280

[magatsu1]

read about that in the paper. Sittin' near a natural gas pipeline IIRC.

[Rictor]

Yeah, I was considering posting this today. Freaky stuff.

[beatspete]

pop.

Well, London's had a good run as capital city...

[Ford Prefect]

England, let this serve as a warning to you; I speak on behalf of Americans everywhere when I caution you that if you do not remove these weapons of mass destruction immediately, we will invade you.

[jdjtcagle]

Originally posted by Ford Prefect
England, let this serve as a warning to you; I speak on behalf of Americans everywhere when I caution you that if you do not remove these weapons of mass destruction immediately, we will invade you.

The GREATEST thing I've heard in a while!

[Taristin]

...oh my.

[Taristin]

Originally posted by jdjtcagle


The GREATEST thing I've read in a while!

Eh? What kind of sick bastard are you?

There's nothing 'great' about  the massive loss of life that will occur if/when that ship blows...

[capsfan9803]

Originally posted by Ford Prefect
England, let this serve as a warning to you; I speak on behalf of Americans everywhere when I caution you that if you do not remove these weapons of mass destruction immediately, we will invade you.

*clap clap*

[jdjtcagle]

Originally posted by Raa


Eh? What kind of sick bastard are you?

There's nothing 'great' about  the massive loss of life that will occur if/when that ship blows...

Sorry, I was refering to Ford Prefects joke...

I'm so sorry for not quoting

[BlackDove]

Hopefully, and most likely, this is news sensationalism.

[Taristin]

Originally posted by jdjtcagle


Sorry, I was refering to Ford Prefects joke...

I'm so sorry for not quoting

I figured as much. I just felt like going off on you.

hehehe

[Hunter]

It seems a bit wreckless. Isn't this kind of inviting suicide terrorists to try and set off the damn thing now?

[vyper]

I keep hearing the guy from Dad's Army every time I read "We're doomed!"

And thus I burst into laughter...

[Martinus]

NEWSFLASH

Today a large rusting tanker containing world war two ordinance was detonated by a skydiving terrorist. In his suicide note he thanked Allah, Mikhail Kalashnikov and finally the media for supplying him with the location, size and payload of the tanker...

[Rictor]

he also thanked the makers of Jihad brand parachutes, for supplying him and many others with a sturdy and reliable parachute that didn't cost a fortune like some other brands.

Remember, thats Jihad brand parachutes, recommended by 9 out of 10 terrorists and the official sponsors of the 2004 Saudi Arabia Jazz Festival.

...what was that?! Oh I guess its 9 out of 9 terrorists now.

[Ford Prefect]

Saudi Arabia Jazz Festival? So that's warm weather, exotic fruits, opulent displays of luxury, and jazz? Where do I sign up?

[Rictor]

Oh yeah, they're pulling out all the stops this year. Come September, we're gonna have Riyadh jumpin'.

[Bobboau]

well, it sucks to be you, hahaha!
hahahahaaha!
hahahahahahahahahahaha!
/*looks at massive air force base that more likely than not has 100 megatons of nuclear munitions in it sitting less than a mile away from were I both go to school and work*/

...crap

[kv1at3485]

A 'Halifax Explosion' just waiting to happen, eh?