This is rather amusing right here:
#1 "Unless this government does something, Airlann won't have an auto industry for much longer," says auto industry union boss Zeke Nagasawa, in a rare public appearance alongside management. "These foreign companies employ people for a few Airlann Pounds a day. The only way to level the playing field is to raise tariffs. The government would make more money, too, so it's win-win."
#2 "For once, I agree with my grubby colleague here," says General Chassis CEO Faith Chicago. "Although I have to say, tariffs aren't the only answer. A more effective solution would be to abolish minimum wage laws. Now that would level the playing field. And we'd be able to employ more--argh, let go of my throat!"
#3 "I think we need to face facts," says noted economist and chat-show regular Chastity Silk. "We live in a global economy now, and automobile manufacturing just isn't Airlann's strong suit. There's no point taking money from taxpayers in order to line the pockets of a few greedy workers and corrupt managers in a doomed industry. Let the market takes its--argh, let go of my throat!"
Incidentally, I chose #3....
