Well, since The Speech has not been uttered:
Welcome to HLP! There are shotguns(or flamethrowers I can never remember as I don't use either much) under the seats. Regardless they don't any ammo in them. There are a few energy weapons in the Weapons Locker up front but the admins have the key and they don't share much. In your wanderings you may see shapes in the ductwork, DO NOT PANIC, that is probably Carl. Just give him your lunch or some other raw meat and back away slowy lest he fry you up with his shoulder cannon. That's about it, have fun and happy posting. One last thing, don't let the few hardcore Lefty Atheist Commie buggers scare you off, Kazan and Rictor are mostly harmless.