[Martinus]

Bah Humbug

Hah Bumhug!

[Kosh]

Bah Humbug

Hah Bumhug!

*throws tomato

Booooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ionia23]

I'm going to the 'special' hell for this....

Q: If an athelete gets athelete's foot, what does an astronaut get?
A: Missle-toe.

[Nuclear1]

Newsflash at 6! Goob hates Christmas.

Goob hates us all.

For the rest of you...

[Deepblue]

I'm going to the 'special' hell for this....

Yes, yes you are.

[Nuclear1]

(warning: right now they have some kind of hideous rap thing on their site)

Yarr, that be the NFL on CBS theme. Every. Freaking. Sunday.

Still, Indy Colts = the win.

[Fury]

Thread renamed.

I had to move it to the test forum and back, though, using the move tool.  Is there an easier way?

There is, just edit the first post in a thread.

[Col. Fishguts]

The train is falling down the cliff.

This thread is a burning trainwreck, falling down a cliff ....while being struck by a meteor.

[Scuddie]

This thread is a burning trainwreck, falling down a cliff ....while being struck by a meteor.

Like a meteor shower?  That's what an astronaut uses to keep himself clean.

[Ford Prefect]

I thought they were pretty funny.

[WMCoolmon]

I just had a thought. Tell them the story of Christmas

[kasperl]

Ehm, if anyone can be arsed, I'd like a couple of 'wrong' lyrics for English Language christmass carols.

If too rude to post, I'd be very delighted with PM's.

(My English teacher wants to sing christmass carols in class for the last class of the year. And since he is the master of turning every conversation horribly, horribly wrong, he'll love this.)

[Martinus]

Post them Kasperl, the word filter will sort out the easily offended.

[Goober5000]

Joy to the world, my teacher's dead!
I barbecued her head...
I cut it up and boiled it
And flushed it down the toilet!
Round and round it goes;
I threw in arms and toes;
Joy to the world, my teacher's dead!

[BlackDove]

[WMCoolmon]

That would probably get you expelled nowadays.

[Martinus]

That would probably get you expelled nowadays.

Or lethal injection in California.

[Cobra]

nah, capital punishment, actually.

to everyone else's jokes except goober's 'My teacher is dead' joke.

[Scuddie]

Goober, you brought further stupidity upon that song, which was already bad enough as it was...

Joy to the world, the teacher's dead
We barbecued her head!
But what will we do with the body?
We'll flush it down the potty
Around and round it goes,
Round and round it goes,
We need a second flush, I see her toes!

If you're going to introduce a stupid, oversung, juvenile song, atleast have the decency to get it right.

[Ford Prefect]

That just gave me nostalgia like you wouldn't believe. My god, childhood just exploded into my consciousness like some kind of touching flashback scene with piano music.