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Offline Flipside

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Re: Nindendo marketing strangles Revolution at bir
Reply #20 on: April 27, 2006, 01:33:15 pm
Wank Induced Interaction?

Sorry.....
 

Offline Martinus

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Re: Nindendo marketing strangles Revolution at bir
Reply #21 on: April 27, 2006, 01:36:14 pm
Quote from: Flipside on April 27, 2006, 01:33:15 pm
Wank Induced Interaction?

Sorry.....
Whoa, ill imagery there dude.
  

Offline Black Wolf

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Re: Nindendo marketing strangles Revolution at birth
Reply #22 on: April 27, 2006, 01:41:49 pm
Quote from: Flipside on April 27, 2006, 01:33:15 pm
Wank Induced Interaction?

Sorry.....

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Re: Nindendo marketing strangles Revolution at bir
Reply #23 on: April 27, 2006, 01:50:30 pm
"Super Swan Choke"
 

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Re: Nindendo marketing strangles Revolution at bir
Reply #24 on: April 27, 2006, 02:02:45 pm
Quote from: aldo_14 on April 27, 2006, 01:50:30 pm
"Super Swan Choke"
What insanity is this?
 

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Re: Nindendo marketing strangles Revolution at bir
Reply #25 on: April 27, 2006, 02:09:52 pm
Quote from: Flipside on April 27, 2006, 01:33:15 pm
Wank Induced Interaction?

Sorry.....

:lol: Same exact thoughts. :p
RoFL @ super swan choking :lol:
 

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Re: Nindendo marketing strangles Revolution at birth
Reply #26 on: April 27, 2006, 02:23:05 pm
Dear lord alive. Nintendo what have you done!
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Re: Nindendo marketing strangles Revolution at bir
Reply #27 on: April 27, 2006, 02:23:11 pm
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I will predict right now many headlines reading "Why Wii?".

exactly

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Re: Nindendo marketing strangles Revolution at birth
Reply #28 on: April 27, 2006, 02:25:12 pm
I geuss it could be worse...
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Re: Nindendo marketing strangles Revolution at bir
Reply #29 on: April 27, 2006, 02:33:52 pm
Marketing strategy

 

Offline FireCrack

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Re: Nindendo marketing strangles Revolution at bir
Reply #30 on: April 27, 2006, 04:11:45 pm
actualy, mabye not.
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Offline Deepblue

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Re: Nindendo marketing strangles Revolution at birth
Reply #31 on: April 27, 2006, 04:15:10 pm
Wow, retarded.

Then again, so was Xbox 360 when I first heard it.

Still, Wii???

EDIT: Okay, I just reread my post and Xbox 360 still sounds way less retarded than wii.

Seriously, just take a gander at these gems:

"If you buy 2 of them and have to take them to a friends house, does that mean you have to take a Wii Wii?"

"Furthermore, he's an official warning that will be in the Wii setup guide and instruction manual:

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Please remember that bacteria and other micro-organisms can transmit disease through shared peripherals. Be sure and disinfect your Wii before handling anyone else's or allowing anyone to handle your own Wii. Remember, only you can prevent bird flu, wipe down your Wii."


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Re: Nindendo marketing strangles Revolution at birth
Reply #32 on: April 27, 2006, 06:46:46 pm
Quote from: Flipside on April 27, 2006, 01:33:15 pm
Wank Induced Interaction?

Sorry.....

well the controler is suposed to have some sort of motion tracker technology...
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Offline Flipside

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Re: Nindendo marketing strangles Revolution at bir
Reply #33 on: April 27, 2006, 06:48:36 pm
Custers Last Stand 2, coming soon on the Nintendo Wii......
 

Offline Rictor

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Re: Nindendo marketing strangles Revolution at birth
Reply #34 on: April 27, 2006, 06:54:05 pm
This is one of those cases where to even ridicule the thing would be to give it a legitimacy it doesn't deserve. Having to give arguements why this is retarded is like having to give arguements why murder is bad; to even entertain the idea that it is not is to play right into their hands.
 

Offline Deepblue

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Re: Nindendo marketing strangles Revolution at birth
Reply #35 on: April 27, 2006, 07:42:54 pm
Quote from: aldo_14 on April 27, 2006, 02:33:52 pm
Marketing strategy



Try these:

 

 
 

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Quote from: Bobboau on April 27, 2006, 06:46:46 pm
Quote from: Flipside on April 27, 2006, 01:33:15 pm
Wank Induced Interaction?

Sorry.....

well the controler is suposed to have some sort of motion tracker technology...
...

...

oh.......GOD!!!!

http://xcbdump.technorogy.com/bios/wii3.gif

And I totally did not make that FYI.

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On a positive note, the name is a source of endless hilarity.
 

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Re: Nindendo marketing strangles Revolution at bir
Reply #36 on: April 27, 2006, 08:13:34 pm
To tell you the truth, I think it's actually starting to grow on me a little bit...

(And besides, I'd still buy the thing if they called it "Pink Fluffy Goodness," so long as it wasn't actually pink and fluffy. :p)
 

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Re: Nindendo marketing strangles Revolution at birth
Reply #37 on: April 27, 2006, 08:41:40 pm
if nintendo make handheld shaped like a urinal cake, then it'd work  :p
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Re: Nindendo marketing strangles Revolution at bir
Reply #38 on: April 27, 2006, 08:59:11 pm
Wii?

Well that was ****ing retarded.
 

Offline Deepblue

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Re: Nindendo marketing strangles Revolution at birth
Reply #39 on: April 27, 2006, 09:41:40 pm
Quote from: Mongoose on April 27, 2006, 08:13:34 pm
To tell you the truth, I think it's actually starting to grow on me a little bit...

(And besides, I'd still buy the thing if they called it "Pink Fluffy Goodness," so long as it wasn't actually pink and fluffy. :p)

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