[spartan_0214]

When at school you see somebody you hate and you look for a flamethrower under the chair....

And when you realize that there is no flamethrower, you say him "Look that ventilation duct. There must be something wrong in that. Go take a look..." 

does Carl ever get full? or are there enough n00bs to keep him fed? 

[Blue Haired Maniac]

When at school you see somebody you hate and you look for a flamethrower under the chair....

And when you realize that there is no flamethrower, you say him "Look that ventilation duct. There must be something wrong in that. Go take a look..." 

does Carl ever get full? or are there enough n00bs to keep him fed? 

Carl has a bottomless stomach, but thankfully, there are always plenty of n00bs around. I pity the day we start to run low.

[Dark Hunter]

We shall never start to run low!


.... when you start having conversations like this in Hard Light's forums, you've played way too much Freespace.

EDIT: If you know about Hard Light at all you have played too much.

[S-99]

You know you play too much fs2 when you employ the infyrno to shake up other fighter formations in real life. My infyrnos are the king of linger, slow travel, humidity, longevity, taste, and silence

[BS403]

when you have dreams about playing freespace(not living it, playing it)

[Mars]

... you try to beat the game on insane mode

... you can take on 9 maras and survive

... you visit this site at school because you can't play FS2

... you downloaded anything to do with FS2

... you're a guest to this forum for a month, then finally join

... you run battleplans mentally to single-handedly destroy any ship

... you make a mission and destroy a Sathanas... without any help

... you make a mission... period

... you give friends a copy of the game and send them to HLP to get the newest SCP

... you pretend to play FS2 while driving

Except for the last one, these all apply to me 

[S-99]

I did all of that except for the beat the game on insane mode, make my own mission, don't drive, or destroy a sathana without help.

[Mobius]

....when you see explosion on TV and say that they're nothing compared to FS ones...

[Freespace Freak]

Several years ago, I had a dream once that THQ actually bank-rolled :V: to do FS3, and that it was released in stores.  I thought it was real and went to the game store to go look for it...

[Dan1]

Either:

When your car is making a strange noise and you assume that it will autorepair itself given enough time.

or

When your car is broke down and you tell onstar "Calling in support"

or

When your car is broken down on the side of the road and you're waiting for the (tow truck!) support ship to fix you up however remembering that it cannot repair hull damage.

[spartan_0214]

ouch....

[S-99]

Oh man, now that's the best ones i've heard of

[Colonol Dekker]

You think Traffic reports are command giving you "field recon"

[Bob-san]

.... you are caught for road-rage... "Alpha 2! Destroy my enemy!"

[Overlord_pt]

When your boss tells you to explain the ropes to the new guy and you go: "Welcome to module TSM103-C ..."

[Blue Haired Maniac]

When Carl drops in from above and says "You need to slow down."

[Trivial Psychic]

I've actually seen this one:

While on a forum other than HLP (or sometimes, not even FS-related) and see a noob posting for the first time, and you instantly begin quoting the HLP welcome speech and start hunting around for the beam.

[Dark Hunter]

You must have sounded very silly... if, that is, you actually posted the welcome speech. 

[Trivial Psychic]

Actually, it was back on Volition Watch (or was it VBB...), in the old TBP forums.  Someone did the HLP welcome speech.

New one, driving-related.

While driving though dense fog, you glance around nervously, wondering when the Ravana is gonna jump in and torch that transport in the passing lane to your left (or right if you're on a right-hand-drive country).

[Colonol Dekker]

^ Calling a van a transport...................