Author Topic: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean... (Read 54550 times)

Snail · **Reply #40 on:** January 01, 2007, 06:42:53 am

Join the NTF, become a sheep.

TrashMan · **Reply #41 on:** January 01, 2007, 08:11:58 am

Quote from: ngtm1r on January 01, 2007, 06:18:17 am

"If you can read this...THEN STOP RAMMING ME YOU DAMN WINGMAN!"

LOL!

0rph3u5 · **Reply #42 on:** January 01, 2007, 10:06:08 am

"If you can not read this in your display it's time for a new targeting computer"

"I DON'T WANT TO TALK THIS OUT"

"Primaries don't kill Shivans. I do."

"Primaries didn't kill NTF. I did."

"If you can read this the charges in my fighter are not working." (in small letters on every HoL kamikaze Anubis)

"I've seen the End. And you have seen Me!"

"There is no Justice. There is just Command."

"My turret has more kills than your whole wing!" (for Uras, Medusas, Osiris, Amuns, Nephilims and Seraphims)

Admiral Cheater · **Reply #43 on:** January 02, 2007, 06:20:25 am

"Alpha 1, Galaxy's leading distributor of Shivan ship parts"

Snail · **Reply #44 on:** January 02, 2007, 10:10:47 am

(Taristin would get angry if I did the welcome speech, so here is a forward: Never Say ANYthing about FS3)

Shivan parts?

Tyrian · **Reply #45 on:** January 02, 2007, 10:17:00 am

On the back of a Sath:

How's my flying? Pull around front and tell me!

TrashMan · **Reply #46 on:** January 02, 2007, 03:25:48 pm

On a Orion:
Let's stand side to side!
The only TRUE brick of Death!

On the Ares:
Darth/Death Tatum

Valkyrie Mk2:
I let my guns do the singing.

Hecate
Getting the heck out of here!

Lucifer:
Don't get under my skin!

Sathanas:
I don't bite...I swallow!
Yes, I do need to go on a diet...barely passed trough the last Knossos...

Bob-san · **Reply #47 on:** January 02, 2007, 04:10:33 pm

From Alpha 1's Ursa to any fighter-squadron or any warship...
This brick has killed more Shivans then you have!

Maneuverability is overrated... just like you!

Anything else...
There is no peacful solution!

Let war prevail!

I never signed on for hunting you... it's an added bonus!

I'll live forever or you'll die trying!

In a mirror....
I'm with stupid!

Getter Robo G · **Reply #48 on:** January 02, 2007, 08:00:12 pm

"I'm with Alpha 1 ----->"

"If you can read this, then stop flying like my mother and get the !#*k off my ass!"

"I may be technologically inferior, but I have more insurance than you!"

"Honk all you want, I can't hear you Stupid!"

"For a good time, call Station Riviera Op Lt Samantha Davies!"

Gotta go to work now...

spartan_0214 · **Reply #49 on:** January 02, 2007, 09:46:14 pm

Sorry, gotta do some Star Wars cross-overs:

On a Deimos
Yea she's a hunka junk, but she'll do 5000 times lightspeed

On a Sathanas
Damn straight I'm a space station
Alpha 1, DROP!

On any primary weapon
This is where the fun begins

On an Ursa
Slower than a gungan tree sloth

Snail · **Reply #50 on:** January 02, 2007, 09:54:48 pm

On the Iceni:
If you're flying an Ursa don't try to chase me.

Sarafan · **Reply #51 on:** January 02, 2007, 10:20:55 pm

On any NTF ship:

We were wise enough to question our leaders!

Its not that we hate Vasudans, its that they die faster!

Shivans:

Destroy your 10k fighter and get a free Moloch!

On a Ursa:

Its ugly and slow, but what matters is inner beauty, specially when its filled with bombs!

Its not that we're slow, we only want you to appreciate the rest of your life till we get there!

On a Aelous:

Think cruisers cant take it on todays battlefield? Lets see!

Who needs corvettes?

On a Hecate:

Undergunned? Be patient, wait till ALL the fighters get out!

Commanded by ex-Alpha 1.

Quote from: spartan_0214 on January 02, 2007, 09:46:14 pm

On any primary weapon
This is where the fun begins

On a Helios:

This is where the fun ends.

DrewToby · **Reply #52 on:** January 02, 2007, 10:33:28 pm

Ursa: (or any other remotely ugly ship; Potato, I'm looking at you!)

Just so the last thing you see is the ugliest thing you'll see. Too bad you won't have time for nightmares.

Bob-san · **Reply #53 on:** January 03, 2007, 07:33:30 am

Your purpose in life was so I could watch you die.

Real men fire PINK lasers! (ehem, Subach HL-7)

The chart of events... the Ancients killed everyone. The Shivans killed the Ancients. I killed the Shivans. See? I'm most important!

Life hath no meaning like Alpha 1's scorn.

Revenge is a dish best served in cold space.

Sathanas-Exterminator.

asyikarea51 · **Reply #54 on:** January 03, 2007, 08:59:32 am

Funnily enough, I still don't quite grasp the thread topic...

On Alpha 1's ship:

"I can't die and you can't kill me!!!"

"When the supernova comes, I press Restart."

"~ + k"

(Crap, maybe I should've tried something more... philosophical, for lack of a better word)

Snail · **Reply #55 on:** January 03, 2007, 10:35:23 am

ON ALPHA 1'S SHIP

"If you kill me I'll come back an 0wn you.

AlphaOne · **Reply #56 on:** January 03, 2007, 11:24:22 am

Like said above this is rapidly becoming one of the boards classics ! I love it.

On Sathanas when entering Capella :"The party is just getting started. Let's camp around the fire" (read capella star)

On a Sathanas when alpha1 targets it:"Ok boys the party craher is here. Let's put out the fire like good boy scouts" (read supernova the sun) Who says they werent just boy scouts out on a field trip???

Sorry still have a hangover. Couldnt come up with something better.

ToecrusherHammerjaw · **Reply #57 on:** January 03, 2007, 12:03:29 pm

This is the best thing ever.

On Lucifer: "Beams don't kill people, Shivan motherf***ers with beams kill people!!"

On Colossus guns: "Watergun THIS!!!"

For Vasudan capships, just slap Japong's abomination on one side. It will either frighten the NTF away, or increase their anti-Vasudan killing fervor more.

Sarafan · **Reply #58 on:** January 03, 2007, 01:53:06 pm

Quote from: asyikarea51 on January 03, 2007, 08:59:32 am

Funnily enough, I still don't quite grasp the thread topic...

You know those bump sticks on the side of the car that people use to write things like Wash me!, its the same here only that its on the ships.

On a Sobek:

Sleek death!

Killing you with style!

NGTM-1R · **Reply #59 on:** January 03, 2007, 03:42:42 pm

Quote from: Snail on January 01, 2007, 06:42:53 am

Join the NTF, for the sheep.

It was there, I had to do it.

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