- Emo Peter? Oh ****
- Three villains? Oh ****
- TURN THE COAT AND BECOME ONE OF US? Oh ****
- Gwen in a same movie as three villains? Oh ****
- hay let's just jizzlob this meteorite... over there and have the symbiote appear from it because fuk dis we want venom and who cares about how he comes into existence so ok, stevie, DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
It was too packed, too full of different elements. Venom remained as a really shallow character - not even 2D, but something like 0.8BD-character or something. Sandman? "WAAAAAAAARGH SMASH KILL oh i just want to talk to you"
We could've used more Symbiote-Spider kicking ass and taking names. Now we have the goddamn ridiculous Emo Peter which is, frankly, gayer than a bunch of cherry pies.
To end this rant, only steers and queers come from Texas