Pretty sure Mongoose knows what he's doing and knows The Onion is a satire site. He further knows that anyone here with even a modicum of internet savvy will be able to pull up a dozen real news articles on the subject with ease. He obviously posted the Onion article because it reflected his feelings of shock, exasperation, and... defeat I guess, but not because he thought it was an objective factual account of the events. I mean seriously.
EDIT: The title of the god damned article is literally "**** Everything." I mean do you really think that anyone here is going to mistake that for a real news article and be misinformed. That's just downright insulting to like, the entire board.