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Cyborg17 · **Reply #29120 on:** March 01, 2015, 01:17:09 pm

The four page paper that I was going to write today is actually 8 pages. Due tonight.

Gray · **Reply #29121 on:** March 01, 2015, 01:59:59 pm

Quote from: deathfun on March 01, 2015, 01:03:52 pm

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How To Apply For A Legal Change Of Name

Changing your name is an important decision that may have consequences or effects on your personal life and business matters. In most instances a legal change of name will change your birth record. Prior to completing a change of name application please ensure that you have read through the following points:

For basic eligibility requirements for change of name
For information on requesting waivers of parental consent
Will my fingerprints have to be provided in order to successfully complete a change of name application?
What is the required fee to apply for a change of name?
For information on changing your name after marriage, reverting to a maiden surname or previous married name
Fill out and print the online "Application for Change of Name". Typing your information directly on the form avoids the potential delays caused by misinterpreted handwriting. Any parts of the form you do not fill out online can be left blank and completed by hand after the form is printed.
Pick up a copy in person at a Vital Statistics or Service BC office.

Application Requirements

All applications must include completion of Parts 1 (a) and (b) by the applicant. This may be a person changing his/her own name or a parent applying to change his/her child's name.
Surrender of all original birth certificates is required for each person born in Canada and changing a name legally. If born outside Canada, certified copies of immigration papers, permanent resident card or citizenship card.
In addition to a birth certificate, a marriage certificate may be required plus proof of custody if a parent is applying to change a child's name without the other parent's consent.
Advertising of your intent to legally change your name is no longer required.
Individuals 18 years of age or older who are changing their names are required to have electronic fingerprints taken by the RCMP, or an RCMP-accredited affiliate. Fingerprinting officials collect a fee for taking fingerprints in addition to the criminal record check fee of $25, and provide a receipt upon payment. Include the original receipt or a certified copy with your application.
All appropriate fees enclosed.

http://www.vs.gov.bc.ca/name/howto.html

Looked at one for the United States and the wasn't any mention of requiring a lawyer

Quote from: z64555 on March 01, 2015, 07:21:30 am
Oh, so you'd be Mr. Fun?

Well I could do that, that would work. First name Death, last name Fun!
Alternatively, I wonder if you could make it so you don't have a last name...

Only if you're as famous as Cher.

Mongoose · **Reply #29122 on:** March 01, 2015, 02:20:51 pm

To quote a crappy-yet-endearing movie: "Claw. One word. Like Madonna."

That Man · **Reply #29123 on:** March 01, 2015, 08:44:40 pm

Asked a girl out for a coffee thing on Tuesday.

She said yes.

Insert eight simultaneous heart attacks here.

Colonol Dekker · **Reply #29124 on:** March 02, 2015, 12:39:49 am

Quote from: That Man on March 01, 2015, 08:44:40 pm

Asked a girl out for a coffee thing on Tuesday.

She said yes.

Insert eight simultaneous heart attacks here.

Was it the promiscuous teen or the poetic redhead?

That Man · **Reply #29125 on:** March 02, 2015, 02:00:38 am

Neither, actually. The sister of a friend. Which is probably better, because she at least appears mentally stable.

deathfun · **Reply #29126 on:** March 02, 2015, 03:55:42 am

Should start the gathering of the caffeinated beverages with a fun fact about GTA San Andreas and the Hot Coffee aspect of it and start making lewd hints towards what you want from the... hot coffee... you're having right now

She'll interpret it as you loving coffee so much that you would have sex with her in a bathtub filled with coffee (I'm sure she'll be sweet enough to replace the sugar and the milk... well you can guess) which is an idea she totally wasn't expecting but is so out there that it'd be hilarious to try

So then you both start to fantasize about bathtub coffee sex and confuse every other patron in the cafe

Mongoose · **Reply #29127 on:** March 02, 2015, 06:05:23 am

...okay never take dating advice from deathfun.

InsaneBaron · **Reply #29128 on:** March 02, 2015, 07:25:44 am

Interesting. So at least in Canada there is a big rigamarole, but you don't technically need a lawyer.

At any rate, I never really wanted a new name. I'm pretty proud of my family name- ancestors saw the Titanic sink, built a future as immigrants, fought awesomely in WWII and Korea... nothing to sneeze at.

deathfun · **Reply #29129 on:** March 02, 2015, 10:54:42 am

Quote from: Mongoose on March 02, 2015, 06:05:23 am

...okay never take dating advice from deathfun.

But I saw it in a porno once! Okay, so the bathtub was filled with milk and it was completely surrounded by cookies but it's totally legit advice I swear!

(I'm entirely not joking about this porno existing. Dylan Ryder was in a bath with another gal and it was filled with milk, and surrounded by cookies. I wanted to eat her cookies. That sounded wrong... well right too)

Colonol Dekker · **Reply #29130 on:** March 02, 2015, 11:28:58 am

My Samsung totally looked for that on its own with no instructions from me

Anyhoooooh, my last day working in the prison and totally kicking ass is on the 24th and I move to Cumbria shortly after

An4ximandros · **Reply #29131 on:** March 03, 2015, 03:18:26 pm

Apparently Daesh is burning musical instruments for not being ultra-islamic enough. Quick, put sunglare remix on 200% speed and dispatch ****tons of drones to the middle east with it on speakers!

That Man · **Reply #29132 on:** March 05, 2015, 05:39:48 pm

Quote from: An4ximandros on March 03, 2015, 03:18:26 pm

Apparently Daesh is burning musical instruments for not being ultra-islamic enough. Quick, put sunglare remix on 200% speed and dispatch ****tons of drones to the middle east with it on speakers!

I was thinking something more like this.

AtomicClucker · **Reply #29133 on:** March 12, 2015, 04:35:47 pm

Welp, I'm pulling the plug on the Minecraft server business.

I've spent too many years running and hosting a server. I want to spend more time "creating" things than dealing with a Linux box suffering an epic brainfart.

RIP MC-One, I won't miss you.

On other note, I hate designing logos. Adobe can kiss my ass.

niffiwan · **Reply #29134 on:** March 17, 2015, 05:07:01 pm

Good friends wife died of cancer yesterday morning. She was only in her early 30's. Am very sad.

Sololop · **Reply #29135 on:** March 17, 2015, 07:32:07 pm

"Winter Storm Warning in Effect"

Again.

I have to be up, working, right in the thick of it too. Before even most of the snow removal fleet gets to the city core as they'll all be on the 100's highways. I have no idea if I am going to be able to work tomorrow, or if I'm going to end up stuck in my truck on the side of the highway for the majority of the day.

deathspeed · **Reply #29136 on:** March 17, 2015, 09:30:03 pm

I am sorry to hear that, niffiwan.

Klaustrophobia · **Reply #29137 on:** March 17, 2015, 10:58:16 pm

first two days of 12's was really 14s. including multiple officially logged problems/work interruptions and work team investigations (the "what the **** did you guys do?" meeting)

my job is a **** show. I'll be lucky if I don't pass out standing up in the plant tomorrow.

InsaneBaron · **Reply #29138 on:** March 20, 2015, 06:50:00 pm

Just found out that the American Communist Party (or American Democratic Socialists or something) is planning to demonstrate on my (normally moderately conservative) campus on Monday. Ironic that Communists can hide behind "free speech" when they aren't in power.

Dark Hunter · **Reply #29139 on:** March 20, 2015, 10:48:53 pm

There is no idealism nor honesty in politics.

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