[Colonol Dekker]

You'll go in a snail, and come out a butterfly.....or something


Harder, stronger, faster and Smarter

[Retsof]

CAUSE EV'RY GIRL's CRAZY 'BOUT A SHARP DRESSED MAN, BU, DA DA, BU DA, DA....   Sorry, that's been stuck in my head all day.
On another note, I finally got a job.  It's landscaping, so I'll most likely be operating a shovel, but its a paycheck, and it may actually give me a few muscles.

EDIT:  Also, it's thundering right now, but I think I'm gonna risk not turning off the comp.

EDIT2:  Thundering more... dangit.  Bye.

[GTSVA]

How bad is the "Thundering" that you have to resort to shutting the computer off?

I'd like to join the Air Force. Really. Srsly. Srs. kthx.

[General Battuta]

Uh, if you get hit by lightning, and your computer's plugged in - dead box.

[Stormkeeper]

Apparently my mum tried to wake me up. First time, she asked if I had to go camp then apparently I replied, "Not with the Shivans out there."

[colecampbell666]

lol. Just passed in my completed Army Reserve application. And since that's 1 night a week, applied at the local ski shop. And the ski patrol.

[Commander Zane]

Everyone works

LOL!!! THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL ****ING YEAR!

Sorry, that's been stuck in my head all day.

Well, it is an epic song.

And I heard something that blew my mind.
A House / Techno radio mix, on U.S. radio. Like the radio shows they do like crazy in Europe. In the UNITED-****ING-ELECTRONIC-MUSIC-PREJUDICE-STATES.
Bricks were shat.

[Mongoose]

Uh, if you get hit by lightning, and your computer's plugged in - dead box.

If your house gets hit by lightning, you'll quite likely have far bigger problems than worrying whether or not your CPU still runs.

[Scotty]

It's more about how you won't be worrying about anything much anymore if you are on your computer when the house is hit.

[GTSVA]

Apparently my mum tried to wake me up. First time, she asked if I had to go camp then apparently I replied, "Not with the Shivans out there."

Lol I sigged that.

[Nuke]

i had to remove a bunch of stumps from somone's front yard

[Stormkeeper]

Wrote some experimental tables and solutions for Alkabeth's lightning beam. Will probably test them when I get back.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

I'm shaving the stubble on my chin.

[Colonol Dekker]

Everyone works

LOL!!! THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL ****ING YEAR!

why the hell is it funny? Maybe not everyone works in lesser establishments but thats just proof of INFERIOR CALIBRE SELECTION.

[Stormkeeper]

Why is lightning always depicted as being blue and white ...?

[Colonol Dekker]

Look at a tesla tower. Or a lightning ball executive toy.
 
Answer?

[Dilmah G]

I'm deadset on joining the air force. People do their jobs, everyone I've met says it's an awesome job, and I've got the qualifications to make pilot.

Well you'll find very early on, it's a LOT more than grades that you'll need to get a spot in flight school. Unless you're in America, where no-one washes out of Flight School. But seriously, acing Calculus'll show your OSB that you can achieve results and may convey some motivation, but it won't tell them about your drive to be a pilot, your suitability as an Officer and the better part of your actual aptitude to be a pilot.

Sorry, I just thought from your statement about "qualifications" that you thought Aircrew Selection and Training was a cakewalk.

[Stormkeeper]

Engaging in an interesting verbal duel over the Master Chief's boringness as a character.

[Commander Zane]

Everyone works

LOL!!! THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL ****ING YEAR!

why the hell is it funny? Maybe not everyone works in lesser establishments but thats just proof of INFERIOR CALIBRE SELECTION.

Everyone works in the Army? If sitting around because they don't offer or even have any type of training relating to what you signed up for, I must be the busiest person alive.

[NGTM-1R]

I have been awaked by the activation of the local computers from sleep mode, for no apparent reason.