[Bob-san]

Je veux un nouvel ordinateur portable.

[Dilmah G]

In maths today my teacher was running us through some non-right angled trig questions on the board, some of the kids on the other side of the class finished the last question with a bit of a smug look on their faces, however I was too busy dropping a perpendicular on my poorly drawn triangle to notice.

After writing in two angles and two side lengths, the teacher walked to my desk as I was working out angle x of the last question.
Teacher: "Dylan, what the hell are you doing?"
Me: "Finding... x?"
Teacher: *sigh* "Dylan, how many degrees are there in a triangle?"
Me: "One-hundred and-" *looks down at the two angles he'd written in* "Oh ****."

I hate trick questions. 

[iamzack]

roommate reported me for having approx. 6oz of an alcoholic drink in our room.

hope i dont get evicted.

[Woolie Wool]

Normally I scoff at some people's hatred of "snitches", but your roommate is a total asshole for doing that.

[iamzack]

this is the third time i've been reported over something stupid

[Scotty]

A good idea would be to stop doing stupid things, no?

Anyway, Scholars' Bowl Regionals Tournament is today.  Psyched.

[Thaeris]

Dry campuses are dry.

(Hey, everyone else states the obvious...)

I assume your roommate doesn't care for you that much, Zack. In any sense, I hope you come out on top. Getting kicked out of a dorm isn't any fun.

[MR_T3D]

guess those brownies way back when wern't as good as she hoped...

[Snail]

I didn't read any of those posts.

[Colonol Dekker]

Some selfish dickhead chucked themselves under a tube on the metropolitan line.
 
Luckily I made it to Farringdon first.

Read about it in tomorrows metro.com.

edit--

METRO!

[Bob-san]

roommate reported me for having approx. 6oz of an alcoholic drink in our room.

hope i dont get evicted.

Depends on what drink, ne? I'd say drink up and leave for a few hours. And then say your roommate is delusional and pawn off any smell on isopropyl alcohol.

[iamzack]

Well I already gave up the drink to the RA and scheduled a meeting with the RD. Who the hell reports someone having a small amount of alcohol like that anyway? She gets drunk more often than I do and she's just as underaged.

If I don't get evicted I'm asking for a room change.

[Thaeris]

Is she a... you know...   

Regardless, after loosing her glasses today, Mother kept on about it until I just had to go and look for them myself. After finding the things after about 30 seconds, I just had to respond in prose:

Not out of sight,
...But hard to find
Not out of reach,
...But out of mind

I happen to like that one. 

[Nuke]

Well I already gave up the drink to the RA and scheduled a meeting with the RD. Who the hell reports someone having a small amount of alcohol like that anyway? She gets drunk more often than I do and she's just as underaged.

If I don't get evicted I'm asking for a room change.

thats where you hide a bag of dope in her stuff and report her. druggies look even more guilty when they deny its theres.

[Thaeris]

This chap has experience, too. 

[iamzack]

She's a passive aggressive vapid *****. I'm better than that.

[Aardwolf]

Copypasted from a note I posted on Facebook:

So there's this girl (who shall remain nameless) who I haven't seen since I graduated high school back in 2007, and I haven't had any contact with her, except for when I found her on Facebook several months ago (using a pseudonym, oddly, with a different last name)... and tried to add her as a friend. She ignored the friend request and changed her name (that is, used a different fake last name).

A couple weeks ago I found her again (this time by accident), and sent her a somewhat lengthy message, basically asking that she at least give me the courtesy of telling me to stop trying to contact her (and at most adding me as a friend and then not ignoring me when i try to message her)... and what does she do? She blocks me.

WTF? I practically handed you the means to get me to leave you alone without hurting my feelings, and instead you take the most painful of the options available!

Unfortunately, this is not the first time someone's done this to me.

[iamzack]

1. You didn't give any indication that you are someone significant enough for her to remember.

2. The name change probably had nothing to do with you. Don't be so self-absorbed.

3. Lengthy message about how she owes you the courtesy of telling you to leave her alone? I would block you too. That's extremely creepy.

4. If this has happened before, the problem is clearly with you.

[Aardwolf]

1. You didn't give any indication that you are someone significant enough for her to remember.

2. The name change probably had nothing to do with you. Don't be so self-absorbed.

3. Lengthy message about how she owes you the courtesy of telling you to leave her alone? I would block you too. That's extremely creepy.

4. If this has happened before, the problem is clearly with you.

Well, specifically relating to #2 (and by extension, #1)... I don't know why Facebook is showing me, but the name it's showing on the sent message, even though it no longer contains a link to her profile has changed AGAIN... Changing her username less than 2 days after I tried to contact her, twice...

Anyway, I've already determined there's no point in pursuing it any further... this is basically just an FML sort of thing, with a little bit of "i'm justified in saying she's a ***** now, right?" for good measure.

[Retsof]

Well, that sucks...

 

Don't you hate when you eat some form of stringy meat, and somehow a bit gets stuck between your teeth and slips by unnoticed untill morning when your gum is the size of a peanut.