[General Battuta]

Which is great.

If it weren't A: crappily dropping anvils and B: having inherited the name it did, I might be able to agree.

It's a satire!

[Colonol Dekker]

Got to bed for two AM. Up at half three on autowake. Head down again almost instantly. Up at five, hit the shower then to the station. Just leaving Blackfriars now.
 
 
Stupid early shift. I HATE THIS JOB.
 
Likely causes of workbased fires are potentially increasing today.

[NGTM-1R]

It's a satire!

It's not a satire dammit, they slapped a new name on a script called Bughunt and tossed in a few book quotes.

[Snail]

i ate a bag of chips for lunch not knowing they were in the cupboard for at least 5 months.

[Klaustrophobia]

if they were closed, no problem.

[Blue Lion]

i ate a bag of chips for lunch not knowing they were in the cupboard for at least 5 months.

You ever see that episode of Rugrats where Chuckie eats the watermelon seed and it starts to grow inside his stomach?

[Titan]

i ate a bag of chips for lunch not knowing they were in the cupboard for at least 5 months.

You ever see that episode of Rugrats where Chuckie eats the watermelon seed and it starts to grow inside his stomach?

Don't bring back the pain of having that show cancelled 

[Blue Lion]

i ate a bag of chips for lunch not knowing they were in the cupboard for at least 5 months.

You ever see that episode of Rugrats where Chuckie eats the watermelon seed and it starts to grow inside his stomach?

Don't bring back the pain of having that show cancelled 

That show premiered when I was a kid and I'm in my late 20s now. They'd be in college by now

[Dilmah G]

i ate a bag of chips for lunch not knowing they were in the cupboard for at least 5 months.

You ever see that episode of Rugrats where Chuckie eats the watermelon seed and it starts to grow inside his stomach?

YES.

Don't bring back the pain of having that show cancelled 

Amen buddy, amen.

Bah, now I want to rent out a few Rugrats DVDs and spend the rest of my holidays watching those on the couch.

[Colonol Dekker]

Angelicas mum was a babe.

[Dilmah G]

More like a *****. 

[Colonol Dekker]

So what, not like I wanted to marry her
 
Compared to Tommys dog mum and the Twins obvious Tomboy one?
 
No contest

[TopAce]

I ate some chocolate with milk and coffee filling. Now I got a stomach-ache. 

[Androgeos Exeunt]

I ate a bowl of chips and downed it with some apple soda a few hours ago. I could use the toilet soon...

[General Battuta]

You should be banned from this thread for utter banality.

[Scotty]

Banned from the "Whatever Happens In Your Life" thread for posting whatever happens in his life?  It's just crazy enough to work!

[Thaeris]

* Thaeris facepalms in Scotty's general direction...

[General Battuta]

It's called 'Whatever Happens In Your Life', not 'Blog of Utter Dullardry'.

[Turambar]

i did my math homework through next week and sent my transcript from Wake Tech to NC State.  now i have 2 tests next week to worry about, and the triangle game convention is this weekend

[Scotty]

It just went from clear, sunny day, to zero visibility hailstorm in (I actually counted) 58 seconds.  Now a pretty decent moderate thunderstorm with scattered tornado watches.  God, I love Kansas weather.