[Nuke]

No wonder normal girls are so catty and shallow.

Meow.

i consider any woman who isn't at least 11 shades of bipolar to be completely undateable.

Don't hate the players, hate the game

how about i just hate everyone and call it that

[Grizzly]

Was involved in an accident with my moped. Thanks entirily to myself, I placed myself practicly IN FRONT of that Volkswagen Transporter which subsequently hit me (I was taking a turn to the left and didn't see him coming, stupid me).

The weird thing is that I only got a few scratches and bruises, the moped only needs it's steer replaced, and the car which hit me was only slightly damaged. I was very lucky. And I was wearing a helmet (by law I should) which I noticed helped a great deal, my head hit the bonnet of the car when I was catapulted off my moped, subsequently I landed in the grass.

The people in the car where really nice and supportive.

So in the end I was very very lucky. I did make a stupid mistake, but it all turned out well.

So I'm happy

[Dilmah G]

Good to hear you're okay.

[NGTM-1R]

Don't hate the players, hate the game

Game don't exist unless people play it.

[qazwsx]

Don't hate the players, hate the game

Game don't exist unless people play it.

No-one plays FS multi, and that exists

[NGTM-1R]

No-one plays FS multi, and that exists

orly?

[Colonol Dekker]

Neuropraxia, to my arm. Diagnosed today. Recent events have caused a latent war-wound to resurface. Bit miffed, turns out my EOD career is in jeopardy. Give it a month and I'll know if I'll get some feeling back. Til then i'm enjoying carving smiley faces into my bicep.

[iamzack]

are you gonna die again?

[Klaustrophobia]

just woke up with my eye feeling swollen and my ankle still stiff

[Colonol Dekker]

are you gonna die again?

 
No.
Not that I've died before. Thanks.
:x

[iamzack]

almost done studying for my calc3 exam

i already know i'm going to beast my chemistry exam

but i have done poorly on the last two physics exams, so that's what i'm gonna spend all day tomorrow studying

in other news, i don't have periods anymore. :\

[General Battuta]

gain some weight

[MR_T3D]

in other news, i don't have periods anymore. :\

PREGNANT WITH JESUS!

[Jeff Vader]

Drink 100 beers.

Kick a police car's ass.

[Bob-san]

in other news, i don't have periods anymore. :\

Pregover.

[iamzack]

i haven't had sex since july :|

besides, if i was pregnant, the fetus would definitely have starved to death by now

[Colonol Dekker]

  That's just.........................................


I mean,....................srsly?

[iamzack]

yeah, longest dry spell i've ever had.

[Grizzly]

I haven't had sex ever. Stop moaning, there are worse things.

(Like getting hit by a Volkswagen. Ouch. Ouch ouch ouch ).

[Nuke]

sex is the biggest waste of time and energy that there is. unless you live with a raging nymphomaniac, theres the effort put into getting the damn girl to like you long enough to insert your pork. fortunately for me i spent most of my college days living with a nymphomaniac. the problem with a nympho is she never gets tired of ****ing. you could spend 2 ****ing hours doing the deed, and you're lucky if you can get a half hour break before she wanted more.  with that kinda woman, theres no end to it, at least until her husband got home and even then you had to be sneaky and do it in the kitchen. the only rest was, uh, never.  these days i dont think i want anyone messing with my precious bodily fluids.