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Offline Polpolion

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
God rays/Light shafts/Whateverthefrakyouwanttocallthem are not yet implemented in FS. Now that the post-processing code is no longer oozing fail out of its segfaults it shouldn't be too hard.

Are you implying that segfaults can ooze anything BUT fail?

 

Offline iamzack

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
oh look, posting privileges..

tiem to abuse!
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Shivan Hunter

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
I don't want to open a new thread for this - so I'll just ask here because I'm curious about this.

Is it possible to create sunlight-effects like these?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDi04fA9hus&feature=player_embedded

God rays/Light shafts/Whateverthefrakyouwanttocallthem are not yet implemented in FS. Now that the post-processing code is no longer oozing fail out of its segfaults it shouldn't be too hard.

Please only enable this in nebulas.  It makes no goddamn sense to have godrays in regular interstellar space. 

You're right. We should implement realistic interstellar combat and newtonian physics as well. We'll have to change all the weapons so they're realistic- who ever heard of subluminal lasers? In fact, almost all the effect will have to be refactored for teh sake of realism. Can't have anything unrealistic in FS now can we?

God rays/Light shafts/Whateverthefrakyouwanttocallthem are not yet implemented in FS. Now that the post-processing code is no longer oozing fail out of its segfaults it shouldn't be too hard.

Are you implying that segfaults can ooze anything BUT fail?
Not really. :P

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Are you implying that segfaults can ooze anything BUT fail?

Blood of their programmers, most likely.
« Last Edit: January 17, 2011, 12:39:35 am by NGTM-1R »
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline iamzack

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
AAUUGGHHH THERE'S SKIN ALL OVER ME
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Scotty

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
I don't want to open a new thread for this - so I'll just ask here because I'm curious about this.

Is it possible to create sunlight-effects like these?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDi04fA9hus&feature=player_embedded

God rays/Light shafts/Whateverthefrakyouwanttocallthem are not yet implemented in FS. Now that the post-processing code is no longer oozing fail out of its segfaults it shouldn't be too hard.

Please only enable this in nebulas.  It makes no goddamn sense to have godrays in regular interstellar space. 

You're right. We should implement realistic interstellar combat and newtonian physics as well. We'll have to change all the weapons so they're realistic- who ever heard of subluminal lasers? In fact, almost all the effect will have to be refactored for teh sake of realism. Can't have anything unrealistic in FS now can we?

No need to be so asinine about it.  I, for one, agree that they should only be in nebulae.  There's no reason to add MORE nonsensical stuff to FS.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
My ex is mental :lol:

Why do they always invert alignment after I dump them?
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
My ex is mental :lol:

Why do they always invert alignment after I dump them?
Agreed :/
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []

 

Offline Ravenholme

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
My ex is mental :lol:

Why do they always invert alignment after I dump them?

It seems to be a feature, I think all of my exes went mental after the fact as well.
Full Auto - I've got a bullet here with your name on it, and I'm going to keep firing until I find out which one it is.

<The_E>   Several sex-based solutions come to mind
<The_E>   Errr
<The_E>   *sexp

 

Offline CommanderDJ

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
I am now a terabyte richer.
[16:57] <CommanderDJ> What prompted the decision to split WiH into acts?
[16:58] <battuta> it was long, we wanted to release something
[16:58] <battuta> it felt good to have a target to hit
[17:00] <RangerKarl> not sure if talking about strike mission, or jerking off
[17:00] <CommanderDJ> WUT
[17:00] <CommanderDJ> hahahahaha
[17:00] <battuta> hahahaha
[17:00] <RangerKarl> same thing really, if you think about it

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Well i've been single for a day and a bit. . . . I have one new phone number, and i'm PM'ing another woman on facebook who i've known for ages..  Cos, she's........... MY MUMS MATE :JAW:
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
I'm sure that's supposed to be shocking, but I can barely muster a meh.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 

Offline Ravenholme

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
I'm sure that's supposed to be shocking, but I can barely muster a meh.

Yep, nothing Dekker does surprises me any more.

Good luck Dekker :p
Full Auto - I've got a bullet here with your name on it, and I'm going to keep firing until I find out which one it is.

<The_E>   Several sex-based solutions come to mind
<The_E>   Errr
<The_E>   *sexp

  

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
I'm sure that's supposed to be shocking, but I can barely muster a meh.

Yep, nothing Dekker does surprises me any more.

Good luck Dekker :p

Cheers, appreciate the support. Already taking her for dinks in the next few days. She's always fancied me and I knew it ;)

Rebound sex. AWESOME!
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Dekker, you have almost made it to my "People Who Inspire You" section of my facebook profile. :D

And I'll take this opportunity to also say that I find the new profile layout a tad on the uglier side. I preferred the old one.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Dekker, you have almost made it to my "People Who Inspire You" section of my facebook profile. :D

And I'll take this opportunity to also say that I find the new profile layout a tad on the uglier side. I preferred the old one.

My mum reads my wall soooooo......... No feedback lol.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
http://badges.steamprofile.com/profile/default/steam/76561198011784807.png

 

Offline sayoqod

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Hey guys, I got an actual account! You proud of meh?  :P
" Twas brillig and the slithy toves/did gyre and gimble through the wabe/ all mimsy were the borogroves/ and the mome raths outgrabe"

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Hey guys, I got an actual account! You proud of meh?  :P

sweet jesus

 

Offline iamzack

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline sayoqod

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
I feel like having to validate my humanity twice is a little ridiculous
" Twas brillig and the slithy toves/did gyre and gimble through the wabe/ all mimsy were the borogroves/ and the mome raths outgrabe"