Well then what are 'ya waiting for! Come on up to 'ere Kahnahduh! Where we got 'dem Seals to club startin' aboot November! That'll brighten 'yer mood, Eh?
I might just do that. Your country does the commonwealth proud, so it's the least I can do to lower the population of those fuzzy pests by a large margin for you.
*Starts practicing seal clubbing* 
Clubbing seal babys is sooo yesteryear.
You should practice clubbing guys who club baby seals! That's more interesting, more challenging and you get famous!
Just think about all the naked PETA chicks that will do
anything for you!
You'll be awesome, and you get cool nicknames like "the green pimp"!
People all over the world will want to be like you, you'll be an idol! Men will envy you.
You get lotsa money from sponsors and you can buy lotsa bling-bling, cars, and fur coats made of clubbed seal baby fur.