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Offline Firstdragon34

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Oh! Kai, my sister's chinchilla is sleeping. He is Chillexing.  :p
A small voice in my head tells me they are have followed us here in the Milky Way. They follow us until we are dead at their feet. We are nomands of the stars, no longer the race that was loved by the Great Elders. My name is Kyral and this is my story of survival.

There is no sanctuary for us, in this Universe. We will fight the Terror for one last time on this Shining World. May the Transcendent judge us kindly in the Life Stream.

  

Offline deathfun

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
FirstDragon, FireSpawn, and FlamingCobra... STOP HAVING NAMES THAT MAKE ME THINK OF EACHOTHER
I read a post from FireSpawn, but my mind thinks Dragon. I read Flaming's post, and I go to Spawn. I read Dragon, and I go to Spawn. Gah
I'm losing my freaking mind. Today I was swearing at myself because of my inability to get the hell out of bed at 11:30, and instead stayed in until 1:30. I could of had two extra hours to do whatever, but no... now I have two hours before I go to work instead of four.
"No"

 

Offline FlamingCobra

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Took my calculus mid-term today.

I also got metroid other m today.

WHY THE **** DID THEY CHANGE HER EYE COLOR TO GREEN!?

 

Offline The E

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
WHY THE **** DID THEY CHANGE HER EYE COLOR TO GREEN!?

That's the thing about Other M that makes you go wtf?
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns

 

Offline Pred the Penguin

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
How many tow trucks can a tow truck tow if a tow truck towed tow trucks
Never seen more than one towed...

 

Offline Mongoose

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
I've seen a semi with two or three others being towed at an angle behind/on top of it.  It's one of the more sexual towing configurations you'll see. :D

 

Offline FlamingCobra

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WHY THE **** DID THEY CHANGE HER EYE COLOR TO GREEN!?

That's the thing about Other M that makes you go wtf?

NOT ANYMORE! IF I ALREADY HAVE ALL THIS EQUIPMENT WHY DON'T I JUST USE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!?

 

Offline Firstdragon34

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
FirstDragon, FireSpawn, and FlamingCobra... STOP HAVING NAMES THAT MAKE ME THINK OF EACHOTHER
I read a post from FireSpawn, but my mind thinks Dragon. I read Flaming's post, and I go to Spawn. I read Dragon, and I go to Spawn. Gah
I'm losing my freaking mind. 





BUHAHAHAHAHAHA! My ingenious plan is coming together!  :pimp:
A small voice in my head tells me they are have followed us here in the Milky Way. They follow us until we are dead at their feet. We are nomands of the stars, no longer the race that was loved by the Great Elders. My name is Kyral and this is my story of survival.

There is no sanctuary for us, in this Universe. We will fight the Terror for one last time on this Shining World. May the Transcendent judge us kindly in the Life Stream.

 

Offline deathfun

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
I liked Metroid Other M. Sure, just like most games, had it's flaws and things that didn't make sense... but that's true to say of... all games
Take Skyrim for example. Why the devil is there a hole I can get into, but can't get out? Because the environment designer DIDN'T BLOODY THINK THAT THROUGH

Funny note though: Here I was, doing a quest that involved killing a few things from the College of Winterhold questline, and boom. When I was busy taking on these things, A DRAGON APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE JUST TO SCREW WITH ME TOO

Was having trouble enough dealing with those things I was supposed to deal with, compounded that I had this [redacted] dragon [redacted] with my [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]

[redacted] you [redacted] dragon
"No"

 

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
Spent a couple of hours getting gold medals for all normal events on Mario and Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games. The Synchronised Swimming one was the most annoying, argh!

 
Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
WHY THE **** DID THEY CHANGE HER EYE COLOR TO GREEN!?

That's the thing about Other M that makes you go wtf?

NOT ANYMORE! IF I ALREADY HAVE ALL THIS EQUIPMENT WHY DON'T I JUST USE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!?

Well, that's the running theme of Other M, really.  Samus has no Y-chromosome and is therefore less privileged than and fully bound to the authority of those who do have a Y-chromosome.  If Other M gets a direct sequel (especially if Team Ninja takes the reigns on such a project), I'm sure the opening cutscene will involve her getting a "GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN!" button installed in the back of her skull.

 

Offline Nuke

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
i looked on mantis and found the issue i had been having with render to texture has been resolved, i can now resume work on the cockpit script. to that end i decided to re-rig my test models for dae export. seems for some reason they were rigged for the old max exporter which explains why i had trouble exporting them. at some point i indend to merge the content into nukemod, hopefully in a less than intrusive way so that it can run with or without the script. hopefully i can start exploiting new features that i havent been allowed to touch because of a whole slew of compatibility issues (last build the script worked well on was 3.6.12, so there are buttloads of issues reguardless).

2 models have recieved the max+collada treatment thus far, in addition to the htl seker which is actually a fairly recent production. so 3 down, about 17 more to go. throw on remaining htl jobs, loding of everything (im just going to cheat and have max do it for me) and its more work than i can possibly ever finish. i at least want to get the pirate fleet fully functional and working at least that makes a good stand alone pack cause the ships follow the same design paradigm.

things i want to do is improve my adv sensor code. make laser designator a little more intelegent, like not requiring a manual switch to turn it on, il just have it on automatically when a laser guided weapon is both selected and has ammo. same goes with multitargeting weapons. i also want to seporate it from the radar system, as of now a certain radar must be used for multitargeting to work, and i kinda want the radars targeting agnostic. they will of course display the special blip overlays that indicate a multitargeted object.  this should eliminate unnecessary kb commands. command reduction is a huge goal actually. like setting your main view to a turret or a missile should give you control of that object automatically. setting it to a cockpit monitor should just show you what the object is doing and not give any interaction at all. i want to make the script let the ship be taken over by ai while you play with those features, so that if ai si active you can aim turrets and fly guided drones (remote or laser) would like to see a mission in the back seat where flying is not your job.

also want to add support for alternat input solutions, right now hackish 6-axis hotas mode various mouse modes are doable with the script. i want to do some hybrid ship-turret-view control meathods as well. like freespacelancer mouse mode (control ship+turret), airquake mode (control view, turret and ship try to lign up with it), possibly joystick implementations of these as well. i also want to enhace freelook features for the masses without special hardware, keylook and mouselook are somewhat possible now, though the implementation could use some work. problem is the modes are not mutually compatable, there is only one mouse and if you dont have a joystick, it would be bad to use it for freelook, keylook works but takes up a lot of keyboard real estate, which freespace has pretty much eaten up by itself. toggles are about the only thing i can do in those cases. using 6 axis mode kinda steals the mouse axes thoug (you need to configure your 5th and 6th hotas to have a fake mouse), so it will be a tossup between lateral and vertical thruster control, and freelook control, again a toggle key will fill this role. definitely am looking forward to the pure sdl input code in the pipeline. hopefully this will open up more axes so i can use them isntead of the mouse.

other things, like the guage system, will allow fake tables to let you place scripted gauges (of which i havent done many) at various places in the texture and those areas would coincide with areas uv mapped in the cockpit model. more render to texture features like mirrors. also somewhat intrested in stereo mode as well, where cameras alternatively render from left/right eye positions. perhaps come up with a post shader to multiply alternative frames by red and blue and tweak the brightness for anaglyph, for me i just intend to use my old shutter glasses and a 120hz capable crt i keep in the closet. want to create an in game options menu, again theres code in the pipe for that, but i will use nukui as an interim solution.

some new rtt features, mirrors will soon be possible. they will behave like mirrors, if you move your head, you can kind of see more of whats behind you. some more optimizations, not rendering textures if you are not looking at them, this will come in handy for another feature in my pipe (bridge simulation!). get close enough to a panel and you can interact with it doom 3 style. if this panel is weapon systems, you can aim turrets, if its helm you can steer. not sure what im going to do for character animation though. my 2d floorplan engine should mesh into the game just fine. you can define polygons, connect them, different polies can have different heights it will act kinda like doom sectors. you will have an fps on a ship that is flying in a space sim. how badass is that?

**** how long was this post. tldr, a bunch of stuff i want to do and will complete about 2% of it by 2020.
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Offline LordMelvin

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
other things, like the guage system, will allow fake tables to let you place scripted gauges (of which i havent done many) at various places in the texture and those areas would coincide with areas uv mapped in the cockpit model. more render to texture features like mirrors. also somewhat intrested in stereo mode as well, where cameras alternatively render from left/right eye positions. perhaps come up with a post shader to multiply alternative frames by red and blue and tweak the brightness for anaglyph, for me i just intend to use my old shutter glasses and a 120hz capable crt i keep in the closet. want to create an in game options menu, again theres code in the pipe for that, but i will use nukui as an interim solution.
Oh. Oh Wow. This. This Will. This Will Be Really Really Awesome!
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some new rtt features, mirrors will soon be possible. they will behave like mirrors, if you move your head, you can kind of see more of whats behind you. some more optimizations, not rendering textures if you are not looking at them, this will come in handy for another feature in my pipe (bridge simulation!). get close enough to a panel and you can interact with it doom 3 style. if this panel is weapon systems, you can aim turrets, if its helm you can steer. not sure what im going to do for character animation though. my 2d floorplan engine should mesh into the game just fine. you can define polygons, connect them, different polies can have different heights it will act kinda like doom sectors. you will have an fps on a ship that is flying in a space sim. how badass is that?
Hot Fudge Sundae! That is the awesomest of all the awesome ever!

You mean I can get up from the captains chair and run over to the gunners chair and shoot turrets and then get up and run back to the captains' chair and steer the ship some more... This works out right, and Aasing's Trek mod will be the greatest thing ever!

Hmmmmm... could this be used to do multiplayer co-op with capships? or... Oh, man, a mutiny mission where you have to retake the bridge in an fps and then pilot the ship into combat... oh man, my brain just exploded.
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Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
i witnessed the most ****ing absurdly complex donut order EVER at krispy kreme yesterday morning.  dude took 20 minutes to get from ordering to checkout.  he went through 2 employees before the manager stepped in to sort this guy out.  meanwhile some stripper looking lady next in line is getting pissed and the old homeless looking guy behind me is giving a detailed history of krispy kreme, store locations, and why dunkin sucks.


but this creme filled i'm munching on right now is amazing.
I like to stare at the sun.

 

Offline FlamingCobra

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
WHY THE **** DID THEY CHANGE HER EYE COLOR TO GREEN!?

That's the thing about Other M that makes you go wtf?

NOT ANYMORE! IF I ALREADY HAVE ALL THIS EQUIPMENT WHY DON'T I JUST USE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!?

Well, that's the running theme of Other M, really.  Samus has no Y-chromosome and is therefore less privileged than and fully bound to the authority of those who do have a Y-chromosome.  If Other M gets a direct sequel (especially if Team Ninja takes the reigns on such a project), I'm sure the opening cutscene will involve her getting a "GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN!" button installed in the back of her skull.

She's a bounty hunter, not a soldier! She doesn't take orders; she does whatever the hell she wants.

AND WHY THE **** DID SHE JUST STAND THERE WHEN SHE SAW RIDLEY? EVERY OTHER TIME SHE JUST KICKS HIS ASS!

and the whole "concentration" thing is bogus. where does she get those missiles from? does she pull them out of her ass?

 

Offline FireSpawn

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
That would be something I'd pay absurd amounts of money to see her do.
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

 
Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
She's a bounty hunter, not a soldier! She doesn't take orders; she does whatever the hell she wants.

AND WHY THE **** DID SHE JUST STAND THERE WHEN SHE SAW RIDLEY? EVERY OTHER TIME SHE JUST KICKS HIS ASS!

and the whole "concentration" thing is bogus. where does she get those missiles from? does she pull them out of her ass?

*sighs*

This again? I thought we were done with this a year ago.

Give it a rest already. :nono:
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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
WHY THE **** DID THEY CHANGE HER EYE COLOR TO GREEN!?

That's the thing about Other M that makes you go wtf?

NOT ANYMORE! IF I ALREADY HAVE ALL THIS EQUIPMENT WHY DON'T I JUST USE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!?

Well, that's the running theme of Other M, really.  Samus has no Y-chromosome and is therefore less privileged than and fully bound to the authority of those who do have a Y-chromosome.  If Other M gets a direct sequel (especially if Team Ninja takes the reigns on such a project), I'm sure the opening cutscene will involve her getting a "GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN!" button installed in the back of her skull.

She's a bounty hunter woman, with useless lady-bits, not a soldier person! She doesn't exists to take orders; she does whatever the hell she the men within earshot wants.

Fixed.

Also, Team Ninja can just reskin an existing game for their Other M sequel, now that I think about it.

 

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
I just ate too much meatloaf.

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint NEVER Over FOOL!!!!
does she pull them out of her ass?

Kinky.
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