Got home yesterday, found Firespawns XBOX 360 games in my room, thought nothing of it. This morning, noticed my work bag on the floor and thought nothing of it. On the DLR (Docklands Light Railway) this morning tried turning my kindle on and to my utter dismay, shock and RAAAAAAAGE. Half the screen was dead. All i can assume is that at some point over the weekend. Firespawn TROD on my work bag and killed my kindles screen.
Luckily for him Amazon customer service is quite civilissed and after explaining that I won it in an Army Raffle last year for a fiver (true story bro) they seemed no to care as long aas it was registered to my Amazon account. So are sending me a replacement Kindle and are collecting my defective on for free. I can't begin to express how helpful they were at defusing my potential RAAAAAAAAGE at seeing Firespawn face-to-face again.
They saved your life bro

EDIT-
http://www.kokogiak.com/megapenny/one.aspOh, i got boreds and found a site which shows me what a trillion pennies looks like. (yes:
Good times.
EDIT 2 -
My new favourite word is-
vigintidecatillion