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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint no topic :/
Reply #19940 on: March 21, 2012, 08:45:37 am
Quote from: Snail on March 21, 2012, 01:13:15 am
I got hit by a stationary milk truck and fell into a coma for 6 months. What did I miss?
Oh, oh, oh! A wild Dan Wentz appeared!
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline Hades

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint no topic :/
Reply #19941 on: March 21, 2012, 10:34:31 am
Quote from: Snail on March 21, 2012, 01:13:15 am
I got hit by a stationary milk truck and fell into a coma for 6 months. What did I miss?
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIILLLL

Glad to see you're back, mate. Sorry I wasn't around to say hi earlier in the batcave.
[22:29] <sigtau> Hello, #hard-light?  I'm trying to tell a girl she looks really good for someone who doesn't exercise.  How do I word that non-offensively?
[22:29] <RangerKarl|AtWork> "you look like a big tasty muffin"
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<batwota> wouldn’t that mean that it’s prepared to kiss your ass if you flank it :p
<batwota> wow
<batwota> KILL
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint no topic :/
Reply #19942 on: March 21, 2012, 10:37:55 am
I need a phone like this that i can run a snes emulator on. But not an Xperia play.... Dunno why... Just feels weird.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint no topic :/
Reply #19943 on: March 21, 2012, 11:29:16 am
Quote from: Snail on March 21, 2012, 01:13:15 am
I got hit by a stationary milk truck and fell into a coma for 6 months. What did I miss?

SNAIL HOLY ****

we thought you were dead
  

Offline Polpolion

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint no topic :/
Reply #19944 on: March 21, 2012, 11:34:37 am
Snail is back! Several huzzahs are in order!
 

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint no topic :/
Reply #19945 on: March 21, 2012, 11:35:16 am
HOLY ****BUCKETS IT'S SNAIL!!!!!
Omg dude, I was really worried about you D:
So glad to know you're ok.
Also, #hard-light is going crazy, wondering if you're in brisbane or somthing.
« Last Edit: March 21, 2012, 11:42:27 am by qazwsx »
<Achillion> I mean, it's not like he's shoving the brain-goo in a usb slot and praying to kurzweil to bring the singularity

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Offline T-LoW

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint no topic :/
Reply #19946 on: March 21, 2012, 12:28:36 pm
Quote from: Snail on March 21, 2012, 01:13:15 am
I got hit by a stationary milk truck and fell into a coma for 6 months. What did I miss?

Phew! Good thing you were 61 years late.
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Offline Zacam

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint no topic :/
Reply #19947 on: March 21, 2012, 01:57:34 pm
Quote from: Snail on March 21, 2012, 01:13:15 am
I got hit by a stationary milk truck and fell into a coma for 6 months. What did I miss?

What?? http://trove.nla.gov.au/ndp/del/article/42686343

Is the Singapore Military meddling in Time Travel?
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[08/01 16:53:11] <sigtau> EveningTea: I have decided that I am a 32-bit registerkin.  Pronouns are eax, ebx, ecx, edx.
[08/01 16:53:31] <EveningTea> dhauidahh
[08/01 16:53:32] <EveningTea> sak
[08/01 16:53:40] * EveningTea froths at the mouth
[08/01 16:53:40] <sigtau> i broke him, boys
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint no topic :/
Reply #19948 on: March 21, 2012, 02:44:59 pm
Sexfest soon. All I can think of is getting my lines done for Di*coughCOUGHcough*a..

Ah well,
* Dekker licks his own eyebrows and mentally hurries his transport onward.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint no topic :/
Reply #19949 on: March 21, 2012, 03:23:19 pm
almost crashed just now because i was watching an f-18 do an immelmann
I like to stare at the sun.
 

Offline FireSpawn

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint no topic :/
Reply #19950 on: March 21, 2012, 04:52:57 pm
Quote from: Dekker on March 21, 2012, 02:44:59 pm
Sexfest soon. All I can think of is getting my lines done for Di*coughCOUGHcough*a..

Ah well,
* Dekker licks his own eyebrows and mentally hurries his transport onward.

I think I need some mind soap.
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Offline Firstdragon34

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint no topic :/
Reply #19951 on: March 21, 2012, 07:34:07 pm
Quote from: Snail on March 21, 2012, 01:13:15 am
I got hit by a stationary milk truck and fell into a coma for 6 months. What did I miss?


Welcome back, Mate.  :yes:
A small voice in my head tells me they are have followed us here in the Milky Way. They follow us until we are dead at their feet. We are nomands of the stars, no longer the race that was loved by the Great Elders. My name is Kyral and this is my story of survival.

There is no sanctuary for us, in this Universe. We will fight the Terror for one last time on this Shining World. May the Transcendent judge us kindly in the Life Stream.
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint no topic :/
Reply #19952 on: March 21, 2012, 09:09:20 pm
I appear to have lost control of my email account, as it's spamming people with some stupid link. I know because of the twenty-nine mailer daemon failures and the fact I emailed myself once so it emailed me too.

****.
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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint no topic :/
Reply #19953 on: March 21, 2012, 09:35:12 pm
Quote from: Klaustrophobia on March 21, 2012, 03:23:19 pm
almost crashed just now because i was watching an f-18 do an immelmann

Well, did he make it, or did he have to pull out soon?
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Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint no topic :/
Reply #19954 on: March 21, 2012, 11:59:32 pm
he made it fine.  looked like it was right off the takeoff too.  he did kinda linger inverted longer than i would have thought before flipping back around upright.
I like to stare at the sun.
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint no topic :/
Reply #19955 on: March 22, 2012, 12:31:48 am
Quote from: NGTM-1R on March 21, 2012, 09:09:20 pm
I appear to have lost control of my email account, as it's spamming people with some stupid link. I know because of the twenty-nine mailer daemon failures and the fact I emailed myself once so it emailed me too.

****.

ive had that happen before. it really sucks. i ultimately changed the password to a really long random string, emailed all my contacts that the addy was fubar, and then shut it down. it was sad because i had that addy for like a decade and a half.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint no topic :/
Reply #19956 on: March 22, 2012, 02:10:47 am
Quote from: qazwsx on March 21, 2012, 11:35:16 am
HOLY ****BUCKETS IT'S SNAIL!!!!!
Omg dude, I was really worried about you D:
So glad to know you're ok.
Also, #hard-light is going crazy, wondering if you're in brisbane or somthing.
Brisbane?! You should come visit!
 

Offline Snail

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint no topic :/
Reply #19957 on: March 22, 2012, 03:47:27 am
I'm currently living in Sydney, for the same reason I haven't been online for the past 6 months. I'd rather not go into details, but basically, those who know about my problems with UK visas and the SAF could probably guess what happened. But anyway the past 6 months haven't been a whole lot of fun. And I also don't really care to talk about it.

So, yeah. Milk trucks, real threat to your health. Watch out for them.
 

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint no topic :/
Reply #19958 on: March 22, 2012, 03:51:55 am
Quote from: Snail on March 22, 2012, 03:47:27 am
I'm currently living in Sydney, for the same reason I haven't been online for the past 6 months. I'd rather not go into details, but basically, those who know about my problems with UK visas and the SAF could probably guess what happened. But anyway the past 6 months haven't been a whole lot of fun. And I also don't really care to talk about it.

So, yeah. Milk trucks, real threat to your health. Watch out for them.

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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It aint no topic :/
Reply #19959 on: March 22, 2012, 03:52:30 am
It's ten to nine in the morn...


I'm going to sleep.

Bit tired.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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