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Offline FireSpawn

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22040 on: August 19, 2012, 05:21:18 pm
It's so disgusting my eyes are actually burning.  I wouldn't be surprised if I heard "Yol Toor Shul" come from my arse.
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

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Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
 

Offline Pred the Penguin

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22041 on: August 19, 2012, 07:25:58 pm
Just back after a day at the Intrepid Museum for AF Week. Got to see loads of planes up close, the  Concorde, and the space shuttle.All in all a pretty awesome day!
 

Offline z64555

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22042 on: August 19, 2012, 09:49:50 pm
Quote from: FireSpawn on August 19, 2012, 05:21:18 pm
It's so disgusting my eyes are actually burning.  I wouldn't be surprised if I heard "Yol Toor Shul" come from my arse.

Stay away from milk products for awhile.
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Offline Pred the Penguin

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22043 on: August 19, 2012, 10:19:07 pm
...and soybean products. :nervous:
  

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22044 on: August 20, 2012, 01:58:48 am
And me  :mad:
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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Offline Nuke

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22045 on: August 20, 2012, 05:00:38 am
im drunk again
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline deathfun

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22046 on: August 20, 2012, 06:16:40 am
"No"
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22047 on: August 20, 2012, 06:46:42 am
keep the love notes to pm pls

-your friendly and still a little drunk moderator

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« Last Edit: August 20, 2012, 06:59:03 am by Nuke »
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22048 on: August 20, 2012, 06:56:54 am
Deathfun, You're not an 18 year female blonde by any chance are you?
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22049 on: August 20, 2012, 08:35:54 am
Quote from: Dekker on August 20, 2012, 06:56:54 am
Deathfun, You're not an 18 year female blonde by any chance are you?

 

Offline BlueFlames

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22050 on: August 20, 2012, 09:55:31 am
Quote from: Dilmah G on August 20, 2012, 08:35:54 am
Quote from: Dekker on August 20, 2012, 06:56:54 am
Deathfun, You're not an 18 year female blonde by any chance are you?

[meme snip]

I'm not sure it'd take a lot of arm-twisting to get Dekker to drink to the point where he couldn't tell the difference.
 

Offline FireSpawn

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22051 on: August 20, 2012, 11:14:17 am
Quote from: BlueFlames on August 20, 2012, 09:55:31 am
Quote from: Dilmah G on August 20, 2012, 08:35:54 am
Quote from: Dekker on August 20, 2012, 06:56:54 am
Deathfun, You're not an 18 year female blonde by any chance are you?

[meme snip]

I'm not sure it'd take a lot of arm-twisting to get Dekker to drink to the point where he couldn't tell the difference.

I feel as if I should say something to either attack or defend my brother, but....I just want to see where this will head without my interference.
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

Greatest Pirate in all the Beach System.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22052 on: August 20, 2012, 12:52:11 pm
i think the point of drunk when you get genders wrong is called "dead"
I like to stare at the sun.
 

Offline SpardaSon21

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22053 on: August 20, 2012, 01:00:37 pm
Even if Dekker's eyesight is completely gone from the booze, he can probably still smell a female's estrogen.  I'm not worried.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems
 

Offline Aardwolf

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22054 on: August 20, 2012, 01:24:25 pm
FireSpawn's brother is Admiral Ackbar?
 

Offline deathfun

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22055 on: August 20, 2012, 03:56:06 pm
Quote from: Dekker on August 20, 2012, 06:56:54 am
Deathfun, You're not an 18 year female blonde by any chance are you?

Like totally! Omigosh
"No"
 

Offline FireSpawn

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22056 on: August 20, 2012, 04:26:10 pm
So, just got my decade and a half of SHMUP gaming experience thrown back in my face with an extra helping of ***** Please. Repeatedly.

Could someone please tell me why I decided to jump into the Touhou series Nightmare first?
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

Greatest Pirate in all the Beach System.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22057 on: August 20, 2012, 05:57:23 pm
There comes a time in every pokey-mons life where, (and i think we all appreciate that time in life) they encounter a rival too powerful before they're ready. 

Take this Level 76 Dekker for instance...



YEah, he's an ugly git, but he sure does try. He's learnt metronome, tackle, and dig, and this one drunken night... even double team :nervous:


Anyhoo, while trawling through his own personal poke-a-dex (Facebook friends list) he recently realised he stoodf a good chance with a wild *Jo-Jo* that left his workplace in march. Now this attractive woman, one year his senior (31 if you will) to all casual observers, appears contrite and innocent, yet..CORRUPTABLE. All the things a wild Dekker looks for in a prospective co-egg-founder.

Unfortunately for the level 76 Dekker, Jo-Jo was level 99.....


FFS, I've initiated the buddy-system. And she near enough sucked my soul out through my penis OVER THE PHONE!!!!!!!


I need medical attention. I'm actually afraid  :nod:


edit- Sorry Deathfun, no dice ;)
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline watsisname

Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22058 on: August 20, 2012, 07:23:48 pm
I'm making a note here:  HUGE SUCCESS

Walking along a swift stream coming down from the mountain, found a large gravel/boulder field rich with fresh samples of Dunite.  The surfaces of the dunite rocks oxidize an orangish color which helps them stand out against the darker background rocks.



Breaking them open reveals the green olivine crystals.  This is what most of the Earth's mantle looks like (minus unfathomable heat and pressure).  Fascinating. :)
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
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Offline z64555

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Reply #22059 on: August 20, 2012, 08:06:18 pm
oh crap. Quick, get the anti-Tiberium poisoning syrum ready!  :warp:
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