[Dilmah G]

Clubbing

 A favorite activity of the moronic majority, this involves being shunted like cattle into a converted warehouse... sadly not to be slaughtered, but to wear ridiculous trendy clothes, listen to crap eardrum-shattering music, try to pick up brainless members of the opposite sex, and generally stand around aimlessly in a desperate but pointless attempt to show how cool you are.

 - Urban Dictionary

Sounds about right.

Not even.

Honestly if you weren't having fun, go to a different club, grab more friends to go out with and/or just give it a go another night. Granted it's not for everybody, but piss helps! Hell, Battuta's a teetotaler (aren't you?) and he still has buckets of fun.

Okay now piss seriously helps, it's great fun! Get drunk, do stupid ****, stumble from club to club, dance and maybe even find a member of the opposite sex to chill with.

[General Battuta]

Clubbing's not for everybody at every point in their lives - I would've been miserable if I went four years ago - but I hope everybody eventually gets to a place where they could be happy and comfortable going out with friends.

[Dilmah G]

Sounds fair enough. I'm seeming a bit unnecessarily pushy, but just let it be known that clubbing isn't always ****e. 

[headdie]

Clubbing is definitely something that only works when you are in the right stage of your life, though having a group of mates with the same/similar expectations on what you want to while there do helps massively.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

My current life in a nutshell from another IRC network.

[23:29]   <Androgeos>   In two days, I'll be browsing computer hardware with my sister too. Looking forward to it. :D
[23:30]   <Androgeos>   She needs a new desktop, which means I'll get her old one.
[23:30]   <FourFire>   ok
[23:31]   <Avan>   waaaaaait
[23:31]   <Avan>   what are the specs on the old one?
[23:33]   <Androgeos>   Avan: Rubbish, but if you want the full details, let me see how much I can recall from memory...
[23:34]   <Androgeos>   Intel Pentium 4 HT 3.06 GHz
[23:34]   <Androgeos>   80 GB HDD
[23:34]   <Androgeos>   2 GB RAM
[23:34]   <Androgeos>   VIA/S3 Integrated Graphics
[23:35]   <Androgeos>   Mind you, we're not that poor, but we're not that rich to keep in strides with technological advancements, so we get by with a new desktop every five years on average.
[23:37]   <Androgeos>   My dad was still alive when we got our previous two desktops (they both came in during the third quarter of 2005; we got one free).
[23:38]   <Androgeos>   By any measure, the desktop I'm getting is nearly as bad as my MacBook, probably worse.
[23:39]   <Androgeos>   I've maxed out the RAM. It originally had 512 MB, but I replaced that with 2x1 GB RAM, which is as much RAM as it can take, not that any more RAM will do wonders given the shoddy repairs a few years back.
[23:40]   <Androgeos>   Once I start NOT having leftovers for desktop PCs, I'll bust the budget and build myself a nice little tower that I can be proud of ... if they still exist by the time I can do that.
[23:42]   <Avan>   They probably won't be going anywhere soon
[23:42]   <Androgeos>   If you discounted every single leftover I was given, this MacBook I'm using right now is the very first computer that I can truly call my own. It's been mine since day 1, and it still is. :D

[Polpolion]

Clubbing's not for everybody at every point in their lives - I would've been miserable if I went four years ago - but I hope everybody eventually gets to a place where they could be happy and comfortable going out with friends.

Bah! I hate friends and I hate being happy!

[T-LoW]

I had fun once. It was horrible.

[Ravenholme]

Congrats Dekker! At least someone around here is getting some relationshipy luuuurve.

Well, my girlfriend and I will have been dating for 6 months tomorrow.

[StarSlayer]

Clubbing's not for everybody at every point in their lives - I would've been miserable if I went four years ago - but I hope everybody eventually gets to a place where they could be happy and comfortable going out with friends.

I want to stay here with my new family and their feel good candy!

[FireSpawn]

I had fun once. It was horrible.

Thumbs up for the Hitchhiker's Guide ref. 

[Mongoose]

Clubbing's not for everybody at every point in their lives - I would've been miserable if I went four years ago - but I hope everybody eventually gets to a place where they could be happy and comfortable going out with friends.

I want to stay here with my new family and their feel good candy!

Oh maaaaan, I forgot all about that scene.

I know for me personally, I hate the genres of music that are generally played in clubs, I really hate being crammed into a room with a ton of other people, and I really really really hate having obscenely loud music blasted at me.  I'm a big introvert, so my idea of having fun with friends would be hanging out at home, talking or watching a movie or playing some games.  Different strokes and all.

[AtomicClucker]

Clubbing's not for everybody at every point in their lives - I would've been miserable if I went four years ago - but I hope everybody eventually gets to a place where they could be happy and comfortable going out with friends.

I want to stay here with my new family and their feel good candy!

Oh maaaaan, I forgot all about that scene.

I know for me personally, I hate the genres of music that are generally played in clubs, I really hate being crammed into a room with a ton of other people, and I really really really hate having obscenely loud music blasted at me.  I'm a big introvert, so my idea of having fun with friends would be hanging out at home, talking or watching a movie or playing some games.  Different strokes and all.

My brief clubbing experience included a brawl caused by drunkards, so you can figure why I stay clear of 'em now. Clubbing is definitely not my thing, especially when that sort of stuff makes you go deaf or have severe hearing problems later in life.

[General Battuta]

'Clubbing' does not mean '100% of the time stand in a warehouse blaring techno', at least around here.

[General Battuta]

I played sports once. After being run over by one of the NASCARs constantly looping around the marathon circuit, I dropped the football and the referee gave me a red card for pass interference. I concluded that sports are not for me.

[NGTM-1R]

'Clubbing' does not mean '100% of the time stand in a warehouse blaring techno', at least around here.

Seconding this. The fact none of you have apparently visited a more permanent sort of club rather than a thrown-together raveparty sort confuses me greatly.

[Ravenholme]

'Clubbing' does not mean '100% of the time stand in a warehouse blaring techno', at least around here.

Seconding this. The fact none of you have apparently visited a more permanent sort of club rather than a thrown-together raveparty sort confuses me greatly.

I've been properly clubbing several times, I get dragged out to it more often than I'd like. I dislike it to varying degrees, with that depending on the people I'm with. But they're noisy, play **** music and are full of drunk people, so I'm really not a fan.

[Nuke]

its really hard to cap one of those cute fluffy seals in the head, the first time. after three or four it just no big deal and you could just club all day long. thought about keeping one as a pet once, but i was already in the middle of my swing.

[NGTM-1R]

HLPX-COM 3 is a go, counting down from T-minus four hours.

[Polpolion]

'Clubbing' does not mean '100% of the time stand in a warehouse blaring techno', at least around here.

I played sports once. After being run over by one of the NASCARs constantly looping around the marathon circuit, I dropped the football and the referee gave me a red card for pass interference. I concluded that sports are not for me.

yeah guys OBVIOUSLY if you're not having fun clubbing you're either doing it wrong or you're just not cool enough

[Aardwolf]

On a similar note, introverts do not exist.