So I actually decided that over and above all the other Christmas stuff I'd do for people, I'd sit down and slam out chapters to the four stories I'm still updating that I write.
It didn't work. I underestimated how much effort goes into one of them. (And while the day is not over I have no confidence I can put down enough on paper in the remaining 2 hours and 37 minutes to get it done.) But I did update three, today, with stuff mostly written today, for a total of 4207 words. Not terrible.
EDIT: I also apparently decided this was more important than doing anything with the stuff I got for Christmas. This is almost as bad as the 24-hour FRED experiment which resulted in Operation Savior, once upon a time.