Author Topic: W-H-I-Y-L - boom shake-shake shake the-room. (Read 3632623 times)

Dilmah G · **Reply #24380 on:** April 05, 2013, 10:41:27 pm

I've just finished adjudicating a ational intervarsity debating tournament on the Gold Coast. Who wants to hear the story of how I got laid with a...'less pretty' girl?

General Battuta · **Reply #24381 on:** April 05, 2013, 11:05:52 pm

Quote from: Dilmah G on April 05, 2013, 10:41:27 pm

I've just finished adjudicating a ational intervarsity debating tournament on the Gold Coast. Who wants to hear the story of how I got laid with a...'less pretty' girl?

I mean I do but would she want it told?

Suongadon · **Reply #24382 on:** April 05, 2013, 11:18:03 pm

Quote from: Dilmah G on April 05, 2013, 10:41:27 pm

Who wants to hear the story of how I got laid with a...'less pretty' girl?

You're breaking the cardinal rule of sex stories on the internet. You can't ask the audience, you have to dive right into it in (not-so) lurid detail. (Without pictures or other means by which the lady can be identified.)

Dilmah G · **Reply #24383 on:** April 06, 2013, 01:52:53 am

Quote from: General Battuta on April 05, 2013, 11:05:52 pm

Quote from: Dilmah G on April 05, 2013, 10:41:27 pm
I've just finished adjudicating a ational intervarsity debating tournament on the Gold Coast. Who wants to hear the story of how I got laid with a...'less pretty' girl?

I mean I do but would she want it told?

Ah...that is true. Probably not in a public forum at the very least. So instead, I've got a picture of myself with a particular man who should be known to all Australians - Bob Katter! (Only ironically, of course)

He started the 'National Australia Party', which should give everyone a clear indication of what kind of flavour bloke he is.

Colonol Dekker · **Reply #24384 on:** April 06, 2013, 12:36:07 pm

Girlfriend just spent £400 on glasses for me, should've got her to buy me a new chainsaw :/

Nuke · **Reply #24385 on:** April 06, 2013, 02:00:39 pm

old one have too many zombie guts on it?

SpardaSon21 · **Reply #24386 on:** April 06, 2013, 05:40:38 pm

Londoners need chainsaws?

Klaustrophobia · **Reply #24387 on:** April 06, 2013, 05:50:14 pm

londoners are ALLOWED to have chainsaws?

headdie · **Reply #24388 on:** April 06, 2013, 05:51:22 pm

men need chainsaws

Nuke · **Reply #24389 on:** April 06, 2013, 06:53:58 pm

in soviet russia chainsaw needs you

i scored a ****ty usb mouse at our ****ty thrift store for a quarter. it even works. it is the last piece i need to make my raspberry pi suck less.

Mongoose · **Reply #24390 on:** April 07, 2013, 12:47:37 am

Hating everything at the moment, for no particular reason. And that includes hating that I don't have a reason.

Grizzly · **Reply #24391 on:** April 07, 2013, 04:42:27 am

Quote from: Mongoose on April 07, 2013, 12:47:37 am

Hating everything at the moment, for no particular reason. And that includes hating that I don't have a reason.

If you get those moments often, I recommend making an appointment with your doctor.

Jeff Vader · **Reply #24392 on:** April 07, 2013, 05:01:55 am

Quote from: Mongoose on April 07, 2013, 12:47:37 am

Hating everything at the moment, for no particular reason. And that includes hating that I don't have a reason.

deathfun · **Reply #24393 on:** April 07, 2013, 05:06:47 am

You know Jeff Vader, everytime I look at your name now I think of the Star Wars porn parody

General Battuta · **Reply #24394 on:** April 07, 2013, 09:35:28 am

Quote from: Mongoose on April 07, 2013, 12:47:37 am

Hating everything at the moment, for no particular reason. And that includes hating that I don't have a reason.

This is a really tough place to be. It's hard to feel so adrift and guilty about being so adrift.

Definitely do not feel too proud to talk to a professional about this.

BritishShivans · **Reply #24395 on:** April 07, 2013, 10:03:57 am

So, some more stuff that was on my tumblr: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5cJqg--HcRE and:

how the **** did they do that

did they get the bubbles to agree to a contract or something

Nuke · **Reply #24396 on:** April 07, 2013, 10:35:12 am

Quote from: General Battuta on April 07, 2013, 09:35:28 am

Quote from: Mongoose on April 07, 2013, 12:47:37 am
Hating everything at the moment, for no particular reason. And that includes hating that I don't have a reason.

This is a really tough place to be. It's hard to feel so adrift and guilty about being so adrift.

Definitely do not feel too proud to talk to a professional about this.

ive been like that for years. but i dont trust anyone who gets paid more than me. besides there isnt a shrink anywhere within a hundred mile radius of here (or a good one within a thousand, well maybe in canada), and nobody wants to pay for it.

Lorric · **Reply #24397 on:** April 07, 2013, 10:54:27 am

Quote from: Mongoose on April 07, 2013, 12:47:37 am

Hating everything at the moment, for no particular reason. And that includes hating that I don't have a reason.

I don't think I want to rent that brain right now. It seems faulty.

Serious hat on now, if this is something you have been dealing with for a while, talk to someone you trust maybe, if not, go for professional help as others have stated. If it's just started today, maybe it'll pass, everyone has bad days. I've never felt that way before, or even heard of such a thing.

EDIT: I wish you luck.

Mongoose · **Reply #24398 on:** April 07, 2013, 12:32:31 pm

Quote from: General Battuta on April 07, 2013, 09:35:28 am

Quote from: Mongoose on April 07, 2013, 12:47:37 am
Hating everything at the moment, for no particular reason. And that includes hating that I don't have a reason.

This is a really tough place to be. It's hard to feel so adrift and guilty about being so adrift.

Definitely do not feel too proud to talk to a professional about this.

Thanks. I actually have been for a good while now, but things aren't exactly moving in the way I'd like them to be. Last night just happened to be one of those down moments. Getting frustrated by a ****ty game probably didn't help matters.

An4ximandros · **Reply #24399 on:** April 07, 2013, 09:29:19 pm

My inferior ~~wisdom~~ judgment teeth are getting pulled out in 10 hours.

News:

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