[NGTM-1R]

Sick. Halfway to delirious according to wife. At least I'm apparently amusing this way.

[deathfun]

Spent a delightful two and a half hours at the DMV registering my car and getting a new driver's license. Then I tried to put on the front license plate, only to find that the two holes on the front bumper are spaced too far apart for me to get the plate on. Aren't license plates in the U.S. all the same size?

Duct tape

[Klaustrophobia]

Spent a delightful two and a half hours at the DMV registering my car and getting a new driver's license. Then I tried to put on the front license plate, only to find that the two holes on the front bumper are spaced too far apart for me to get the plate on. Aren't license plates in the U.S. all the same size?

Duct tape

are the holes in the bumper perhaps for a license plate holder and not the plate itself?

[jg18]

Spent a delightful two and a half hours at the DMV registering my car and getting a new driver's license. Then I tried to put on the front license plate, only to find that the two holes on the front bumper are spaced too far apart for me to get the plate on. Aren't license plates in the U.S. all the same size?

Duct tape

are the holes in the bumper perhaps for a license plate holder and not the plate itself?

Probably. Why make things simple when they can instead find ways to get you to spend more money?

[deathfun]

Spent a delightful two and a half hours at the DMV registering my car and getting a new driver's license. Then I tried to put on the front license plate, only to find that the two holes on the front bumper are spaced too far apart for me to get the plate on. Aren't license plates in the U.S. all the same size?

Duct tape

are the holes in the bumper perhaps for a license plate holder and not the plate itself?

Probably. Why make things simple when they can instead find ways to get you to spend more money?

Nail gun

[Grizzly]

Cut open my fingers trying to unbox the Playstation Eye
However, the Playstation Eye now works with my PC and it works great with FaceTrackNoIR.

Just found out what it feels like to be pressured into sex, as a straight male. It was not a good feeling.

 . Take care man. And please don't hesitate to seek out help if you ever need it. These things can really hammer your self confidence into the ground.

[Dilmah G]

It was definitely one of the worse experiences I've had within the confines of a room with one other person. My ex-girlfriend used to cry a lot because her ex-boyfriend forced her into some stuff that he could be charged for whenever we did anything, so to some extent I'm used to sex being associated with feeling ****, at least. Just trying to put it out of mind.

[deathfun]

Not really a great time to say this in light of Dilmah's experience (hopefully that's the end of it myte D:)

But...

All of my fapping is starting to make my hand muscles become sore
Just thought you guys ought to know
Carry on

[FireSpawn]

Dude, really?

[StarSlayer]

But...

All of my fapping is starting to make my hand muscles become sore
Just thought you guys ought to know
Carry on

What is a Rusty Venture?

Alex I'll take Anal-bum Cover for 500.

[NGTM-1R]

All of my fapping is starting to make my hand muscles become sore

Either you have really weak hands, or you probably also have a chapped pecker.

(YOU'RE WELCOME EVERYONE)

[haloboy100]

It was definitely one of the worse experiences I've had within the confines of a room with one other person. My ex-girlfriend used to cry a lot because her ex-boyfriend forced her into some stuff that he could be charged for whenever we did anything, so to some extent I'm used to sex being associated with feeling ****, at least. Just trying to put it out of mind.

Another excuse I have for being proud of my continued virginity.

My condolences.

[General Battuta]

It was definitely one of the worse experiences I've had within the confines of a room with one other person. My ex-girlfriend used to cry a lot because her ex-boyfriend forced her into some stuff that he could be charged for whenever we did anything, so to some extent I'm used to sex being associated with feeling ****, at least. Just trying to put it out of mind.

Another excuse I have for being proud of my continued virginity.

My condolences.

This is not a morally appropriate response to someone being put in a coercive situation. Think about what you just said.

[haloboy100]

*shrug*
I'm sorry. My moral and sexual orientations are rather ambiguous. I retract my statement.

[Kopachris]

It was definitely one of the worse experiences I've had within the confines of a room with one other person. My ex-girlfriend used to cry a lot because her ex-boyfriend forced her into some stuff that he could be charged for whenever we did anything, so to some extent I'm used to sex being associated with feeling ****, at least. Just trying to put it out of mind.

Another excuse I have for being proud of my continued virginity.

My condolences.

This is not a morally appropriate response to someone being put in a coercive situation. Think about what you just said.

At worst, it seems like a morally ambiguous response IMO.  Seems more like someone who doesn't know what to say just trying to relate it to his own life.

Then again, being asexual, I have a hard time understanding sexual attraction anyway...

[Nuke]

It was definitely one of the worse experiences I've had within the confines of a room with one other person. My ex-girlfriend used to cry a lot because her ex-boyfriend forced her into some stuff that he could be charged for whenever we did anything, so to some extent I'm used to sex being associated with feeling ****, at least. Just trying to put it out of mind.

Another excuse I have for being proud of my continued virginity.

My condolences.

This is not a morally appropriate response to someone being put in a coercive situation. Think about what you just said.

At worst, it seems like a morally ambiguous response IMO.  Seems more like someone who doesn't know what to say just trying to relate it to his own life.

Then again, being asexual, I have a hard time understanding sexual attraction anyway...

i for one got tired of relationships that start with the gal telling me about all the times she was raped/molested/abused/prostituted/whatever. which seems to happen all the time. either its all a bunch of feminine dick pulling or we live in a really ****ed up society. either way, this is one of the many reasons why 'nuke the entire site from orbit' still remains on my to do list.

[deathfun]

Either you have really weak hands, or you probably also have a chapped pecker.

(YOU'RE WELCOME EVERYONE)

xD

Na, I just spend significant amount of time each day to well... fap

And it's less so my entire hand, more the #1 in this diagram


I'm also talking about this to keep a comical relief going

[Mongoose]

Random thought: would DOOM have played out differently if the Doomguy had been an atheist?

[Colonol Dekker]

http://springhole.net/writing_roleplaying_randomators/creepypastaplot.htm

For the spooky fs fanfic writers.

[An4ximandros]

 

John stood guard, nervous; it's not everyday one has guard duty inside a Shivan vessel. His companion, Jo'oh, snuck away for a quick piss, quick in "Vasudan terms" anyway. Suddenly, Jo'oh screamed: there was no to-let Pa'apr to be found. John, after almost ****ting himself, turns around to see the new five red lights staring at him from the jet black corridor.