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Offline Gortef

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #120 on: May 22, 2008, 07:59:11 am
... into the previously mentioned subatomic particles. That being allmost done to the rescue came none other than...
Habeeb it...
 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #121 on: May 22, 2008, 09:04:54 am
...Dr. Rabbit...
My blog

Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
MP-Ryan
Oh you still believe in fairy tales like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and free market competition principles?
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #122 on: May 22, 2008, 05:48:18 pm
...who failed miserably and ended up in nuke's stew...
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline haloboy100

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #123 on: May 22, 2008, 09:44:10 pm
...and...
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.
 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #124 on: May 22, 2008, 09:55:35 pm
was disintegrated because Nuke's stew was actually Nuke's H2SO4.
 

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #125 on: May 23, 2008, 08:48:41 am
In the meantime, Bosch decides to switch beer brands for a bit, and shelves his armoury of Bosch Beer for...
My blog

Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
MP-Ryan
Oh you still believe in fairy tales like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and free market competition principles?
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #126 on: May 23, 2008, 10:28:51 am
...Minute Maid Orange Juice (with hops)...
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #127 on: May 23, 2008, 11:47:16 am
Also known as watery-piss-acidy... piss...
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
 

Offline haloboy100

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #128 on: May 23, 2008, 12:53:52 pm
....suddenly, Admiral Petrarch jumps into the room and demands that he has his minute made orange juice back...
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.
  

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #129 on: May 23, 2008, 12:58:00 pm
When a Cain jumps in, forcing the Aquitane to retreat...
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
 

Offline haloboy100

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #130 on: May 23, 2008, 03:25:10 pm
...before Petrarch realizes that he's commanding something several times more powerful then a Cain...
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #131 on: May 23, 2008, 04:33:51 pm
..but alpha 1 already tosted it with his maxims, and a piece of shrapnel blew threw the window of petratrch's ready room, lodging itself in his...
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline haloboy100

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #132 on: May 23, 2008, 04:37:06 pm
...first mate's groin...
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #133 on: May 23, 2008, 04:43:21 pm
...which immediately started to bleed profusely...
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #134 on: May 23, 2008, 04:55:53 pm
"Dang", said the other occupant of the room, a hooker named Candy. "I still want my money" said Candy, as she...
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
 

Offline haloboy100

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #135 on: May 23, 2008, 05:09:46 pm
...began to ponder how retarded her name is...
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #136 on: May 23, 2008, 05:11:53 pm
Realizing that her name was OK, being a hooker, she held the first mate at gunpoint and demanded her money...
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
 

Offline Retsof

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #137 on: May 23, 2008, 08:33:42 pm
Forgeting that she was in a military ready room complete with security forces.
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I can't help but hear a shotgun cocking with this.
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #138 on: May 24, 2008, 12:21:17 am
...meanwhile petrarch was having a debate with his first lieutenant on how many nurses hawkeye pierce boinked during the tv series m*a*s*h, failing to notice the rapidly decompressing compartment in which they all inhabit...
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline Hellstryker

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #139 on: May 24, 2008, 04:14:03 am
Alpha 1, brave soul that he is, calls in a support ship and docks with it. he throws all his energy into his afterburners and flys toward the window. The support ship, being detached and thrown at high speeds towards the window, crashes into it plugging the hole...
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