Author Topic: Tell a Story (Read 38466 times)

Snail · **Reply #140 on:** May 24, 2008, 04:23:01 am

...Snipes, having been previously demoted to fly support ships, waves at Petrarch...

Nuke · **Reply #141 on:** May 24, 2008, 05:03:14 am

...and petrach, completely unaware of his former impending doom, demotes snipes to cook, 2nd class...

Snail · **Reply #142 on:** May 24, 2008, 07:21:48 am

And Candy the hooker becomes covert operative in Bosch's inner circle.

colecampbell666 · **Reply #143 on:** May 24, 2008, 09:00:34 am

Reporting that the GTVA should be **** easy to take down, if Petrarch is any example...

Nuke · **Reply #144 on:** May 25, 2008, 02:41:27 am

meanwhile on an sj sathanas in the middle of an undisclosed location in a random nebula, mr t and carl are playing a hand of poker...

colecampbell666 · **Reply #145 on:** May 25, 2008, 08:47:40 am

It had to happen sometime...

When Mr. T. get's five aces...

Stormkeeper · **Reply #146 on:** May 25, 2008, 09:10:42 am

Carl produces 6 Aces, all of them Spades!

Snail · **Reply #147 on:** May 25, 2008, 11:41:54 am

Which starts a bar fight.

Nuke · **Reply #148 on:** May 25, 2008, 02:33:13 pm

since most of the people at the bar are shivans, the barfight includes lots and lots of beam fire, which damages the ship's...

haloboy100 · **Reply #149 on:** May 25, 2008, 02:36:02 pm

...Coffee maker...

Snail · **Reply #150 on:** May 25, 2008, 03:15:45 pm

Subsequently, the ship implodes.

Scuddie · **Reply #151 on:** May 25, 2008, 06:06:13 pm

Due to the massive implosion, a miniature black hole is formed, causing the...

Colonol Dekker · **Reply #152 on:** May 25, 2008, 06:14:27 pm

Boshbeer to spoil........

Snail · **Reply #153 on:** May 25, 2008, 06:15:36 pm

And Admiral Petrarch to again become emperor of the beverage empire.

Scuddie · **Reply #154 on:** May 25, 2008, 06:23:18 pm

Meanwhile, back in Capella...

haloboy100 · **Reply #155 on:** May 25, 2008, 06:24:22 pm

The shivans were partying over their 100,000,000th blown up star...

colecampbell666 · **Reply #156 on:** May 25, 2008, 07:41:45 pm

When 100000001 goes supernova and kills them all.

haloboy100 · **Reply #157 on:** May 25, 2008, 07:47:01 pm

Leaving Carl all alone to fend for himself in the ducts of the HLP station...

Scuddie · **Reply #158 on:** May 25, 2008, 08:07:16 pm

...Where he decides he must feed on some napalm. However...

haloboy100 · **Reply #159 on:** May 25, 2008, 08:29:41 pm

...none is available, as the flamethrowers are filled with Holy Water. Upon this discovery, Carl...

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