Here's another that'll super cheese.
The number one thing people asked while looking for saddam
Know anybody hussein'im?
A better one for good measure.
A lady goes to the bank to withdraw some money. She's standing in a long line and she's pregnant with twins. Then the bank gets robbed. The robbers were a little trigger happy in making everybody lay down on the floor. She took two bullets to the womb, the cops foiled the robbery, and she was on her way to the hospital. The doctors said her babies would be fine. So, a couple of months later she gives birth to a girl and a boy.
12 years later passes and her daughter comes running into the room crying about how she pee'd a bullet when she went to the bathroom. Her mom calms her daughter down, and tells her the story that happened at the bank. A minute later her son comes in crying, and she tells him it'll be alright and to calm down and was about to tell him the story when he said...
I was masturbating and I shot the dog!
