[Bobboau]

they are not a ponzi scheme, they are a pyramid scheme, ponzi schemes don't last by design, pyramid schemes on the other hand basically enslave those at the base with promises of rewards later on., which is exactly what the CoS does.

[Nemesis6]

Guys, Scientology works and it helps people.

[Mongoose]

Hee, Donkey Kong.

[Aardwolf]

Ha.

[Thaeris]

>> INVADERS FROM XENU!!! \a\a\a

...

>> SET AUDIO OUTPUT TO REPLAY/LOOP...

...

for ( repeat = 1; repeat > 0; repeat++)
{
     cout << "DEEP DOWN YOU KNOW SCIENTOLOGY WORKS AND IT HELPS PEOPLE!!!" << endl;
}

...

...Given this information, I have reason to believe the Church of Scientology is creating the organic Cylon race...

[TrashMan]

shouldn't it be

For {repeat =1; repeat > 0; repeat++}

IIRC, first argument is default value, second is condition, third one is action

[Bobboau]

yeah his ronbot would never enter the loop.

[Kosh]

[Shivan Hunter]

is it just me or does that jpg depict xenu with the world's epiccest afro

srsly lol

[Thaeris]

shouldn't it be

For {repeat =1; repeat > 0; repeat++}

IIRC, first argument is default value, second is condition, third one is action

*EDIT FOR THE GREAT JUSTICE!

TrashMan is in fact correct - it's been a while since coding in C++, so I wrote the infinite loop improperly. That's fixed now.

[The E]

Welllll.....to be honest, Thaeris, your loop ain't that infinite either (Depending on what type "repeat" is, you'll wrap around sooner or later, thereby hitting the abort condition).

[TrashMan]

TrashMan is in fact correct - it's been a while since coding in C++, so I wrote the infinite loop improperly. That's fixed now.

Glad that not everything  I learend left ye old noggin. It's been years since I wrote anything in C myself.

@E

loopy
scientology = 1;
switch scientology

case 1
{printf "it helps people!"
goto loopy}

else
{printf "it helps people!"
goto loopy}

[Thaeris]

Just so you know, I just finished testing the infinite loop and validating that my original solution was b0rked just as The_E made that post, I believe. I was convinced my previous solution was correct and thus was defending it before actually testing it - that is a fairly good accurate assesment of the situation, I believe...

[The E]

Ahem....... your loop will still wrap around, Thaeris

Trashmans' Solution, even if it uses the dreaded goto, would be correct.

Just why you're not using the infinitely easier

do {
    cout << "DEEP DOWN YOU KNOW SCIENTOLOGY WORKS AND IT HELPS PEOPLE!!!" << endl; } while (true)

is beyond me, though.

[Aardwolf]

why not just do while(true){ /*blahblahblah*/} ?

[Bobboau]

Trashmans' Solution, even if it uses the dreaded goto, would be correct.

considering this is for the programing of a ronbot I'd say goto would be the preferred method, after all goto was really popular in the 60s and 70s and what ever ron thought was good in that time frame was the only complete truth in all time.

[TrashMan]

Ahem....... your loop will still wrap around, Thaeris

Trashmans' Solution, even if it uses the dreaded goto, would be correct.

Just why you're not using the infinitely easier

do {
    cout << "DEEP DOWN YOU KNOW SCIENTOLOGY WORKS AND IT HELPS PEOPLE!!!" << endl; } while (true)

is beyond me, though.

Was actually thinking of using do-while, but I already started writing that one. Besides, using goto is so frowned upon and dangerous, it might represent scientology better

[Thaeris]

On a more serious note, here's an interesting article:

Ex-Scientologist Interview

Speaking of books... this is a bit creepy: Upon walking into Barnes & Noble, I'll see Hubbard's books rather well laid-out in the science fiction section with a fairly high degree of prominence... (Oh, the conspiracy! How it evolves!)

[redsniper]

On a more serious note, here's an interesting article:

Ex-Scientologist Interview

Watch for her 'mysterious' death in the news soon.

[Thaeris]

Sad thing is... I was fearing for that woman's safety after reading that article...