[Goober5000]

Grenada man hauls bucket of human heads to police

ST. GEORGE'S, Grenada — A Grenada man with two severed human heads in a bucket walked into a precinct station and presented his haul to horrified police, authorities said Tuesday.

The 32-year-old, whose name wasn't released, was detained when he entered the Grenville station late Monday. He has yet to be charged, said police spokesman Troy Garvey.

Investigators released few details about the grisly slayings in St. Andrew parish, but said the man is a suspect. Garvey did not say if there were other suspects or a motive for the killings.

Police later found two hacked-up, headless bodies in a rural field, including the owner of a local tavern.

Prime Minister Tillman Thomas, who is also national security minister, called the beheadings an "indescribable act" that underscores the need for a "structured approach to anger management."

"This is a tragedy not just for the people of St. Andrew but for all of Grenada," Thomas said Tuesday.

The beheadings have shocked islanders in the Caribbean country of 91,000 who are accustomed to crime reports of robbery and theft.

[Flipside]

It was an argument over fish, I'll bet

[Galemp]

Reminds me of this: Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys (video)

[FUBAR-BDHR]

It has to be done soner or later so might as well get it over with now:

 

[Colonol Dekker]

Obviously somewhere his plan failed at the *walk into a police station with two buckets of heads* stage.
 
 
Zod emulation must be stopped before it sprreads too far and reaches the pandemic level.
 

[Androgeos Exeunt]

Bup bup bup-bup bup bup bup...

[FreeSpaceFreak]

Zod emulation must be stopped before it sprreads too far and reaches the pandemic level.

What, before somebody posts that one picture again?

[Colonol Dekker]

She's in fact the only Zod I wouldn't have executed.

[Shivan Hunter]

Zods FTW!

but yeah... WTF @ the article...

[Angelus]

The poor guy walks into the police station, and said "Hey Mr. Officer, looky looky what i found. Someone is for sure missing them heads, can you return it to the owners?" and get arrested for it? That's so unfair. Seriously.







Actually, on second thought...