Viola!
In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim, and villain by the vicissitudes of fate.
This visage no mere veneer of vanity is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant and vanished.
However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified! And has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the voraciously vicious and violent violation of volition!
The only verdict, is vengeance, a vendetta, held as a votive not in vein, for the value and voracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
...heh!
This vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honour to meet you and you may call me, V...
Not bad for not looking it up (spellings included haha)