[headdie]

the Monty Ptyhons and the Holy Grails

Talks about blundering your way to victory lol

[CommanderDJ]

Create a technobabble device that can manipulate subspace, and function as a time machine. Instead of Sol, send the Lucifer to Capella... right as it goes nova.

[SpardaSon21]

Grand Admiral Thrawn.  I'll leave the rest up to your imaginations.

[Drogoth]

"Ah, Material Defender, we're putting you on loan to the government. They paid well, you see."

THIS. IS. WIN.

[Colonol Dekker]

Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White and the Monty Ptyhons and the Holy Grails Black Night, and ...

* thousands upong thousands of badass characters*

.. all came out lighting fast and kick the Lucifers in it's shivan ass.


Alternatively, have Chuck Norris stare it to death.


Or write any plan to destroy the lucifer and show it to this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j45x9ranFH0&feature=related

Chuck norris was born the day before Germany surrendered in WWII. Co-incidence?



Is true, google that ****.

[Hades]

Grand Admiral Thrawn.  I'll leave the rest up to your imaginations.

What is a space smurf in a ~1 kilometer ship going to do against the Shivans in ~3 kilometer ship with beams?

[TrashMan]

Die patheticly, what else?

[SpardaSon21]

Let's see.  Noghri infiltration teams on the Lucifer.  Some Dark Jedi he's picked up somewhere mind-screws the Shivans and makes them self-destruct the Lucifer.  He pulls a Sun Crusher out of somewhere and causes the sun to supernova, leaving the Lucifer trapped in an interdiction field.  Chances are whatever happens will be just as planned.

[NGTM-1R]

To be honest, Thrawn's core Star Destroyer fleet could probably do it. 10 SDs and supporting battlegroups.

[BengalTiger]

Just teleport Sara Palin onto the bridge and let her command the ship for 10 minutes.

[Hades]

Let's see.  Noghri infiltration teams on the Lucifer.  Some Dark Jedi he's picked up somewhere mind-screws the Shivans and makes them self-destruct the Lucifer.  He pulls a Sun Crusher out of somewhere and causes the sun to supernova, leaving the Lucifer trapped in an interdiction field.  Chances are whatever happens will be just as planned.

And how would that infiltration team get onto the Lucifer in the first place? The second and third ones almost literally sound like an asspull but then again there's plenty of those in the Star Wars universe.

[bigchunk1]

Dust off Arjuna 1 and fly it into the docking bay of the Lucifer loaded with nukes. Upload a computer virus to bring their defenses down and destroy it from the inside by targeting a weakpoint then get out of there in 60 seconds.

Just make sure Will Smith flys it. 

[Nohiki]

You can also try to ghost through when it exits subspace and then detonate a meson torpedo

[Marcov]

1. Let 5 harbinger-filled Ursas each ram the Lucifer's reactors. Bye, bye, big lobster.

2. As I already said, make the Bastion so close to the Lucifer, so when it gets destroyed, the incoming debris will shatter the Lucifer to pieces.

3. Have a decomissioned destroyer in Sol park right in front of where the Lucifer is supposed to jump from. No need to waste several wings of fighters and bombers. Then, as Lucifer jumps out, it crashes to the destroyer, pushing it from moving out the hole. It's too late, so subspace hole closes and finally slices the dang lobster.

4. Call the Volition Bravos, let them hand out a fishing rod, and catch the Lucy. Lobster for dinner, everyone!

[TrashMan]

Put a giant cork on the node.


Alternatively, we'll send a horde of rape-bots at the shivans.
If our depravity doesn't send the Lucifer running, nothing will.

[Colonol Dekker]

Put a giant cork on the node.


Alternatively, we'll send a horde of rape-bots at the shivans.
If our depravity doesn't send the Lucifer running, nothing will.

Rape bots made me laugh. I'm currently on guard and got in trouble. It was worth it.

[Maksio58]

Get the Demoman from Team Fortress 2 inside.

"1 crossed wire, 1 wayward pinch of potasium chlorite...1 ERRANT TWICH! AND KABLOOIE!!!!"

[terran_emperor]

I AM MICHAEL J CABOOSE! VEHICLE DESTROYER

Just make sure you tell him to help the shivans

[Beskargam]

have them listen to 3rd period econ teacher. watch them succumb to death by boredom. or lulled into sleep until they crash into something bigger than them.

[FIZ]

Well...  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu9A0LlLyvo


Edit... maybe this is how they came up with the plot for FS2?