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 Why do you have to remind me constantly that it is still not out. :(

 

Offline Spoon

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Since it's not saturday yet, lemme just share a selection of the silly git commit messages that we've had over the years:

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Axem: Written on Axem's Tombstone: Are the cutscenes done yet?

Spoon: Had to shorten the name on these because of more good coding practices. Now it's just milk without the shake

Axem: ETERNALS BANISHED FOR ETERNITY

Axem: look over there! thats definitely not a file i forgot to commit again!

Spoon: The shaaaare holdderrrrssss muuusssttt beeee appeasssseed

Axem: AXEMMMM STOP COMMITTING BAD SCRIPTS!!!

Axem: Wrote myself a note for the future. Do not open until 2029.

Spoon: I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.

Axem: what would win, axem or a 312 dds boi

Axem: noooooooooooo

Spoon: Everyone should depart the gauntlet on defeat. It's rude to stick around and shoot the player.

Axem: What does Axem do when a sexp gives him trouble? JUST MAKE A NEW SCRIPT!!!

Axem: axem commits files that fix things 10 years too late

Spoon: Maybe the wildfire could be a little bit more wild.

Axem: Gearbox here I come

Axem: I don't even want to talk about how stupid finding this bug was. Let's just fix it and never talk about it again. (sending messages from self no longer causes asserts in debug)

Spoon: Distress! Distress!

Axem: All your base can be configured

Axem: I'd like to dedicate this commit to Pepsiman, who inspired me to do good and abandon the evil CocaCora ways

Spoon: Cheeky breeki

Spoon: failure rate is faulty :V

Axem:  4 + 3 = 43

Spoon: We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig in our mine the whole day through
To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig is what we really like to do
It ain't no trick to get rich quick
If you dig dig dig with a shovel or a pick
In a mine! In a mine! In a mine! In a mine!
Where a million diamonds shine!
We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig from early morn till night
We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig up everything in sight
We dig up diamonds by the score
A thousand rubies, sometimes more
But we don't know what we dig 'em for
We dig dig dig a-dig dig
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho

Axem: I actually just changed 3 lines but git things I did a lot more. I'll be sure to bill Spoon as git reports instead of the truth...

Axem: Wait a minute... this sounds like Rock and/or Roll

Spoon: AS SOLDIERS OF THE EMPIRE, YOU SHOULD BE EXPECTED TO DO YOUR DUTIES, YOU MAGGOTS!

Axem: That'll be 5000 axembux for emergency surgery on a mission

Spoon: if your happy and you know it raise your ears

Axem: Axem can't count, full story on the M o'clock news

Spoon: I didn't finish writing the last commit message, but now I forgot what I was going to add to it. Something something here's a wip mission.

Axem: I hope one day to finish minigames and live among the stars

Spoon: Looks like missions are back on the menu boys!

Axem: Do you like, my carrrr

Axem: We apologize for the Shinkansen being 5 microseconds late.

Spoon: EFF BE GONE, APNG IS THE FUTURE.

Axem: Upgrading a debug print to a GAME HALTING ERROR!!!!!!!!!!!

Axem: Months in the making, Axem's mission finally makes its internal debut!!!!

Spoon: And the Buoy goes pew pew pew pew pew

Spoon: Aaargh, get them right on the first try please spoon please you're killing yourself

Axem: gj axem for finding this very complicated and complex thingamajig problem

Spoon: More space elves, more space fighters, more, mooore

Axem: "We’re already one week in - another 2 weeks puts us at 3 total which is ideal. Any more and things would begin to get stale."

Spoon: Give me the O, the P, the H, the E, the L, the I and the A! Whats that spell? Ophileia!?

Spoon: We updatan missuns un' massiles be tuned agaains

Axem: Updated VN config file for Spoon's mental health

Spoon: Hi future me, citizencon in 30 minutes.

Spoon: Now they are fixed, for realiez (I hope, I mean, I checked really well. I just hope I didn't over look something again, that would be very unfortunate and mildly upsetting.) also trimmed all of the long turret names so they wont overflow their hud gauge as much!

Axem: Prof Oak: Axem! This isn't the time to use that!

Spoon: And furthermore, starcitizen is good.

Urutorahappī!!

[02:42] <@Axem> spoon somethings wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> critically wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> im happy with these missions now
[02:44] <@Axem> well
[02:44] <@Axem> with 2 of them

 

Offline Commander Zane

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Ahhh, commit histories, good times :)

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Axem:  4 + 3 = 43
It is particularly sad that I find that one relatable...

 

Offline Spoon

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Well, it's all wrapped up in that awful old and outdated .vp format that won't allow for files larger than 2gb each, and then packaged up some more in a .rar
For a total of a whooping 5.6gb (8.4gb unpacked). WoD has turned into an absolute unit.

Just a matter of uploading and don't a few final checks. I'm absolutely pooped.
Urutorahappī!!

[02:42] <@Axem> spoon somethings wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> critically wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> im happy with these missions now
[02:44] <@Axem> well
[02:44] <@Axem> with 2 of them

  

Offline Spoon

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Urutorahappī!!

[02:42] <@Axem> spoon somethings wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> critically wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> im happy with these missions now
[02:44] <@Axem> well
[02:44] <@Axem> with 2 of them

 

Offline procdrone

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Its absolutely outrageous I didn't take a week off work to play this. So ashamed of myself. Forgive me Spoon.
--Did it! It's RELEASED! VeniceMirror Thread--

 
Well, it's all wrapped up in that awful old and outdated .vp format that won't allow for files larger than 2gb each, and then packaged up some more in a .rar
For a total of a whooping 5.6gb (8.4gb unpacked). WoD has turned into an absolute unit.

Just a matter of uploading and don't a few final checks. I'm absolutely pooped.

It runs with its own unique launcher same as Episode 1 right?

 
For a total of a whooping 5.6gb (8.4gb unpacked). WoD has turned into an absolute unit.

If you upload this to MediaFire you might run into some issues with files larger than a GB, atleast I did (hope you don't, elseway you have to split them).

 

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Its absolutely outrageous I didn't take a week off work to play this. So ashamed of myself. Forgive me Spoon.
Forgiven.

It runs with its own unique launcher same as Episode 1 right?
Well the 5.5g launcher is not really unique (kind of old actually). But yeah that's still the launcher that will be provided with the download, but you can use wxlauncher too if you like. Thought, I would highly recommend using Knossos instead!

If you upload this to MediaFire you might run into some issues with files larger than a GB, atleast I did (hope you don't, elseway you have to split them).
Indeed. Mediafire's download will come in three seperate packages. So google drive and mega will be better mirrors, but again, Knossos is best.
Urutorahappī!!

[02:42] <@Axem> spoon somethings wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> critically wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> im happy with these missions now
[02:44] <@Axem> well
[02:44] <@Axem> with 2 of them

 
What about SectorGame? (just in case you need an addontional one)

 

Offline 0rph3u5

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So I have regained use of my right shoulder in time.  :yes:

... and I am about to tear those two muscles again, ain't I?  ;)

/hyperbole mode
« Last Edit: December 28, 2018, 10:19:24 pm by 0rph3u5 »
"When you work with water, you have to know and respect it. When you labour to subdue it, you have to understand that one day it may rise up and turn all your labours into nothing. For what is water, which seeks to make all things level, which has no taste or colour of its own, but a liquid form of Nothing?" - Graham Swift, Waterland

"As you sought to steal a kingdom for yourself, so must you do again, a thousand times over. For a theft, a true theft, must be practiced to be earned." - The terms of Nysa's curse, Pathfinder: Kingmaker

"...because they are not Dragons."

 
It's almost time! :D (This is Iido from Moddb btw)

 

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Wow, forums blowing up.

 
Where's the download link? The game's page says episode 2 is out, but the links are all for episode 1 still.

 

Offline Spoon

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What about SectorGame? (just in case you need an addontional one)
between knossos/moddb/mediafire/mega/drive I think we're set on mirrors (:

So I have regained use of my right shoulder in time.  :yes:

... and I am about to tear those two muscles again, ain't I?  ;)

/hyperbole mode
I sure hope not! Don't over do it.

It's almost time! :D (This is Iido from Moddb btw)
Heya, welcome! I recognized the avatar. 

Wow, forums blowing up.
Bakuretsu?

Where's the download link? The game's page says episode 2 is out, but the links are all for episode 1 still.
Hold your horses. We just updated the website with dummy links. Release will be in a couple of hours!

Urutorahappī!!

[02:42] <@Axem> spoon somethings wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> critically wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> im happy with these missions now
[02:44] <@Axem> well
[02:44] <@Axem> with 2 of them

 
Alright! ^^ Wasn't trying to rush ya, I just wasn't sure if I was missing something or not haha.

I'll download it later after I wake up!

 
why do a couple hours feel like months

 

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Uploading to knossos is taking a bit longer than expected.
Urutorahappī!!

[02:42] <@Axem> spoon somethings wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> critically wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> im happy with these missions now
[02:44] <@Axem> well
[02:44] <@Axem> with 2 of them

 

Offline Commander Zane

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Worth it! I'm gonna be raving out all night so I can wait another day!