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Offline Unknown Target

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Mace Wandu has more than one light saber due to a publicity stills picture mess-up. At the time of photographing, the requested (purple) saber wasn't available at the time, so they had to use a different one.
BTW, I still think a Jedi with a flamethrower (namely, me!!!:D) would kick major patooties! I mean, think about it, with his force skills, he could extend the range of his attack! Schweet!!!

 

Offline CP5670

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Fine. At least someone around here has good weapons. And not plastic shotguns. :snipe:


I have my headz box. ;7

 

Offline Razor

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Originally posted by Thunder
Well shotguns may be kept under the seats around here but only a select few have seen the admin weapon lockers :D


Are you sure they are still there? Didn't you notice that someone was sneeking in and well... :D

 

Offline NeoHunter

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Well, let me see...shotgun, Personal Ion Cannon, M-16 rifle, flamethrower that is collecting dust, sniper rifle with 10X zoom, lightsaber...yub yub...all here. Including an unknown Ewok's spear which I managed to pry from its dead fingers.:p

 

Offline Unknown Target

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My closet is full of antiques, including such famed weapons as the dead frozen goat of justice, and a banstick that I managed to find on the floor, after the Relic Bulleten Board movie. I think it belonged to delphy....:D

 

Offline aldo_14

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Originally posted by Thunder
Well shotguns may be kept under the seats around here but only a select few have seen the admin weapon lockers :D


Is that what this mysterious key (tm) is for, then?


Oh wait...it's the front door key.

 

Offline Unknown Target

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By the way, what weapon is standard issue around here to the admins?
The VBB had three (Dead Frozen Goat of Justice, VBB Hammer of Justice, Dead trout of Justice) and the relic boards had lightsaber-like bansticks?
What's it around here? the HLP Hammer of Justice?

 

Offline Razor

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You better not look into my weapons locker. Anyway, if you do, you won't find the following:

- The tenderizer (TM)
- My lightsaber
- Handy dandy pocket sized molten slag maker
- My chain saw ( well never know when it can come in handy)

and of course:
- My super high preasured rapid fire water gun ( usefull against flamethrowers and shivan integrated plazma weapons)

So anyway, don't bother. You won't find anything usefull in there anyway. :p

  

Offline aldo_14

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Originally posted by Unkown Target
By the way, what weapon is standard issue around here to the admins?
The VBB had three (Dead Frozen Goat of Justice, VBB Hammer of Justice, Dead trout of Justice) and the relic boards had lightsaber-like bansticks?
What's it around here? the HLP Hammer of Justice?


For the admins...the hosted staff get the HLP Foam Mallet of Medium-to-Rare Justice.

« Last Edit: May 24, 2002, 02:19:57 pm by 181 »

 

Offline Redfang

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Is it bump-mapped? :p
 
This thread has gone way OT. :snipe:

 

Offline Fineus

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The contents of the HLP Admin lockers are personalised and secret, why should we tell everyone what nasty little tricks we have up our etherial sleeves? ;)

I will say this though, mine includes a lightsaber...

 

Offline aldo_14

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Originally posted by Thunder
The contents of the HLP Admin lockers are personalised and secret, why should we tell everyone what nasty little tricks we have up our etherial sleeves? ;)

I will say this though, mine includes a lightsaber...


oh, shush.  We all now it's a squeaky inflatable glow-in-the dark hammer with the head removed.

 

Offline Grey Wolf

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Hmmm... that means Maeg has two weapon lockers. His staff one and the Wolf one. The standard Wolf weapon locker consists of:[list=1]
  • A lightsabre (double lightsabres available by special request)
  • An X-wing

The Wolf Moderator weapon lockers also contain:
  • A Guillotine.
  • A tac nuke
  • A Tie Advanced
  • Yoda
  • The HHDOJ
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw

 

Offline Corsair

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And whatever happened to the HLP Hammer of Ownage? Where did it go? And who does have the password to that account?

:D
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.

 

Offline Fineus

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It's more of an antique now since all the admin developed Force 0wn. It's kept in one of the cold storage lockers out the back...

As for the password, well... it's next to my lightsaber - and I believe another copy exists on Setekhs databanks...

 

Offline Razor

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Originally posted by Thunder
It's more of an antique now since all the admin developed Force 0wn. It's kept in one of the cold storage lockers out the back...

As for the password, well... it's next to my lightsaber - and I believe another copy exists on Setekhs databanks...


I know the password. :D

 

Offline Martinus

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Originally posted by Thunder
It's more of an antique now since all the admin developed Force 0wn. It's kept in one of the cold storage lockers out the back...

As for the password, well... it's next to my lightsaber - and I believe another copy exists on Setekhs databanks...



Yeah using the force we can manipulate the threads in more subtle ways.

The hammer was just too blatent, scared too many people. That's why Thunder put it in cold storage, it's the one marked 'in case of stupidity break glass'.

 

Offline Razor

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Well I am imune to all force attacks so you can't really use the force on anybody you know. :D

 

Offline Fineus

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Are you so sure we can't manipulate you? :D

 

Offline aldo_14

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Are you so sure we can't manipulate you? :D


yes.


AHH!! MY HEAD!!!!!!!!

*takes paracetamol*

Yes.