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Offline Thorn

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I know that.. but its a retarded joke....

 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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Ewww there is somebody's 80 year old grandmother.:shaking:

*Drinks 6 beers*

Woah!  She's hott.:jaw:



;7
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.

 

Offline NeoHunter

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Man, she is beautiful!!!

Is she reading this forum???:D

 

Offline Thorn

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I do hope you're not talking about Codedogs grandmother....

 

Offline NeoHunter

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Nope. Luckily for me, I'm not mistakinig my own grandmother for a 20 year old, hot babe who I would like to go to bed with.

Unlike somebody...:rolleyes::lol:

 

Offline Thorn

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I'm not mistaking anyone... its just that I saw Codedogs reply, then yours.. then the sick and perverted part of my mind woke up....
bleh...

 

Offline Kellan

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This is the most hormonal thread EVAR. :p

 

Offline Thorn

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This is the most hormonal thread EVAR. :p

Well.. what do you expect from a bunch of hormonal teenagers?

 

Offline Kellan

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You and I are the only ones who can be trusted to control ourselves. Therefore, I think that we should run the world. Or at least the United States...

 

Offline Redfang

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Originally posted by Thorn
She is attractive, I'll give you that, but even if she was the most beautiful woman on the planet, I wouldnt touch her with a 40 foot pole if she was a *****...


:nod::yes:

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can we say: MATH NERD!

:p (j/k)

 
:wtf: He is... seriously. That's not a joke, ask CP. :D
 
Also, I'm a bit better, I don't search the net for pictures of you know who... :p
 
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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
Ewww there is somebody's 80 year old grandmother. :shaking:

*Drinks 6 beers*

Woah! She's hott. :jaw:


;7

 
:lol:

 

Offline Razor

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:wtf:

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Rawr....
She is attractive, I'll give you that, but even if she was the most beautiful woman on the planet, I wouldnt touch her with a 40 foot pole if she was a *****...
And Razor... DONT QUOTE THE WHOLE ****ING POST!!! If theres pics in it, edit em out... I hate having to scroll past em twice...


When was the last time you visited "The Cooler"™?

 

Offline Razor

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But Mother always told me to say what was on my mind.  

Can't a guy have a break for having a typo?


*Runs back to watch KillMeNow kill Razor*



Kill me? You have been eating too much floor dust lately. Well he is the Dark Emperor. No wait am I supposed to scream in pain when now, in the end, I understand.

 

Offline Razor

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Originally posted by LtNarol
can we say: MATH NERD!

:p (j/k)


That is the weekest expression of the year.

 

Offline an0n

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Boys, try and stay on-topic (IE More pictures of Portman)
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline CP5670

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You and I are the only ones who can be trusted to control ourselves. Therefore, I think that we should run the world. Or at least the United States...


So then am I the think-tank "theoretician" or something? :D

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Wake up guys! There is a world around you! Look at the life, look at the girls before you become sorry like I am


But there is a whole world outside that world, and that is what we are looking at! This is the universe, not the stupid "life," and that operates on math! So wake up and see outside this "life!" ;7 :D

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http://newbie.tscentral.net/images/Attention2.jpg


Ah! So that means that every contrarian in the world is an "attention whore!" (whatever that means) Therefore, Galileo, Einstein, Godel, Hardy, Marx and a bunch of these other guys were all "attention whores" too! :D :D

btw what is an "attention whore" anyway? it's not in any dictionary I have seen...

 

Offline Kellan

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Originally posted by CP5670

So then am I the think-tank "theoretician" or something?


Yes. You are our *****. You see, it's not the geeks that shall inherit the Earth - they just get to work for the people who do, rather than being purged. :D

But mainly I didn't mention you 'cause you weren't postng much.

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btw what is an "attention whore" anyway? it's not in any dictionary I have seen...[/B]


I don't think you'll find much modern slang in a dictionary yet. They usually take a few years to catch up, by which time of course slang has moved on and the dictionaries can be ridiculed for being so 2002 (now there's an out-of-date expression) or something. :p

 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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hehe I got her into FreeSpace.  :p :p :p :p
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.

 

Offline Kellan

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:wtf: Who what? You mean there's now a GTF Portman? :wtf:

 

Offline an0n

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Does it shoot BFbrowns outta it's..............
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
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Offline Kellan

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:wtf:

I don't know why you said that...though I can think of much, much worse. So bad that I can't post it here for fear of being killed. :headz: