[Razor]

Originally posted by an0n
*hundreds of corpses rise from the ground and grab Razor*

~-=! Hehe. Keep Razor bizy !=-~

*goes to find some more non-Jedi brains and befoul the DR pic*

Silly fool!

Sends a devastating force lightning attack that hurles over the brain hungry zombies crushing them and bringing them to their knees.

Force grips Stryke and mooves him over a hole where he came out from.

And CODEDOG, thanks for your assistance.

[an0n]

~-=! We no like SW forum. No brains !=-~

*hobbles away*

[CODEDOG ND]

*feeds Stryke to the starving village people*

Now stare at DENISE!!!!!

[Stryke 9]

[walks over to nearest Voodoo witch doctor and is transformed back. In addition, gains four cool new arms and a beanie]

[chases after CodeDog]

[TheCelestialOne]

*Blasts Strykes head of with Count Dooku like powers*

*sees stryke searching for head*

[beatspete]

Wow, that can of spam is going to have an awfully busy night for its first time on the job, me-thinks....




- words from beyond the (brain eaten) grave.

[Stryke 9]

[uses voodoo aura to reanimate Dead Frozen Goat of Justice]

[sics on traitor zombie Razor]

[Goat pins down Razor, sticks nose into ear, and vomits Ari Fleischer's brain into his head as punishment]

[Finds head and sticks it back on, but the beanie has come off]

HROOOOOOGH!

[CODEDOG ND]

*Puts on Human Skin cover like Buffalo bill did in Silence of the Lambs and dances around naked*

LOOK I TELL YOU LOOK!!!!!

[TheCelestialOne]

"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with Stryke?"

[Stryke 9]

[points out that that's the same old picture over again with three of his hands, while the other three pick up CodeDog and pluck out his limbs as young damsels do the petals of a flower]

NEED BRAINS!

[CODEDOG ND]

*Beats Stryke over head with "third leg"*

[an0n]

[distraction]

[/distraction]

*mauls Denise Richards, tearing her clothes in the process*
*carefully open the back of her head in order to preserve face and mouth () and sucks out her sexy brains*

~-=! Mmmmm. Sexual brains !=-~

*mauls everyone within mauling distance and eats brains*

[CODEDOG ND]

*droolz*

*continues to beat Stryke over head with "third leg"*

[beatspete]

Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
LOOK I TELL YOU LOOK!!!!!
(picture of denise richards)
 

Im looking but its not doing anything.  Maybee its broken.



.... oh look its fixed now.

aint that better?

[Stryke 9]

[due to critical shortage of remaining brains, starts looking for kidneys to eat]

[Razor]

Originally posted by Stryke 9
[uses voodoo aura to reanimate Dead Frozen Goat of Justice]

[sics on traitor zombie Razor]

[Goat pins down Razor, sticks nose into ear, and vomits Ari Fleischer's brain into his head as punishment]

[Finds head and sticks it back on, but the beanie has come off]

HROOOOOOGH!

By the way, I am no zombie and never was.

Throws Stryke into the untimely demise using force grip. Looks down and crosses Strykes name on the list of zombies to eliminate.

Face it, you can not defeat the Jedi with the Force as his ally.

[CODEDOG ND]

I have no more kidneys.  You already ate them.

*Keeps on whacking*

[Stryke 9]

Force not work against Voodoo. Voodoo not work against Force. Cannot kill zombie too easy, either.

[arm bursts out of ground, grabbing Razor and dragging him deep underground]

[wheen he's good and all but under, Stryke emerges from nearby pit and kicks his head repeatedly]

[an0n]

*cracks open The Force's head an eats it's etherial brains*

~-=! Mmmmmm. Supersticiouslicious !=-~

[Stryke 9]

[looks around for more brains]

[finding nothing but drooling zombies, plants post in forum and sticks someone's head on it to declare victory]

[makes camapign promise of brains and giblets]