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Offline an0n

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Reply #220 on: June 08, 2002, 05:39:40 pm
*makes sick, twisted, necrotic love to Natalie Portman and Lexa Doig*
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
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Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #221 on: June 08, 2002, 05:40:27 pm
*Uses Stryke's Super Secret Killer Ship against him*

Look who's got your mojo now sonny JIM!!!!!
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #222 on: June 08, 2002, 05:41:19 pm
Mmh. Sold... supership... to... scrapyard... for... BRAINS!
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Offline an0n

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Reply #223 on: June 08, 2002, 05:42:08 pm
*gnaws on CD's bones*
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Reply #224 on: June 08, 2002, 05:42:44 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Force not work against Voodoo. Voodoo not work against Force. Cannot kill zombie too easy, either.

[arm bursts out of ground, grabbing Razor and dragging him deep underground]

[wheen he's good and all but under, Stryke emerges from nearby pit and kicks his head repeatedly]


Force pulls the lightsaber, cuts off Strykes arm. Stryke screams in pain.
Your zombie ways can not possibly defeat us. Give up and surrender. Resistance is futile!
 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #225 on: June 08, 2002, 05:43:25 pm
Thunder is gonna kill us all...:lol:
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

Offline an0n

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Reply #226 on: June 08, 2002, 05:43:34 pm
*craps out a pair of eye balls*

~-=! Huh...Huh. Snake eyes. !=-~
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com
 

Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #227 on: June 08, 2002, 05:44:13 pm
[Borg land and start assimilating zombies]

YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. AND YOUR BRAIN EATEN.

*beep* *boop*

[strikes Razor down with laser]
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Offline Thorn

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Reply #228 on: June 08, 2002, 05:45:15 pm
****in zombies....
*sees Razor*
GAH! Even worse! Jedi wannabes!
*pulls a shotgun and starts unloading shells into Razor's chest"
 

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Reply #229 on: June 08, 2002, 05:45:46 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
*makes sick, twisted, necrotic love to Natalie Portman and Lexa Doig*


No wonder you are a zombie.

Hey am I the only Jedi here fighting this evil?
 

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Reply #230 on: June 08, 2002, 05:46:02 pm
*Zombifies Yoda while he's not looking and eats his tiny brains*

~-=! Much to learn in the ways of the undead you have. Mmmmmmm. Braaaaiiiinnnsss !=-~
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #231 on: June 08, 2002, 05:46:06 pm
*Uses M249 SAW*
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

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Reply #232 on: June 08, 2002, 05:46:42 pm
argh...these disgusting biological aberrations are coming up all over the place... :p

*goes back into mathematica*

BTW I am ready to bet money that this will be locked when Thunder gets here. :D
 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #233 on: June 08, 2002, 05:46:49 pm
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Originally posted by Razor


No wonder you are a zombie.

Hey am I the only Jedi here fighting this evil?



You have a Sith helping you.
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #234 on: June 08, 2002, 05:47:57 pm
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Originally posted by CP5670
argh...these disgusting biological aberrations are coming up all over the place... :p

*goes back into mathematica*

BTW I am ready to bet money that this will be locked when Thunder gets here. :D


But of course...
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #235 on: June 08, 2002, 05:48:02 pm
[grabs Thorn's head and gestures to question whether he has another shotgun]

[tears left arm off, sticks shotgun in stump, and starts firing away]

[blasts CodeDog's body off of the rest of him]

Grnhhh... ha... haa... non-zombies... not... put themselves... back together!

Mmmmmggg...
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Reply #236 on: June 08, 2002, 05:48:14 pm
*attacks Thorn from behind, snaps his neck and sells him to a Spanish love-slave-trader zombie on the black-art market for some magic beans*

*plants the beans and several magic force-zombie claw their way up from the netherworld*
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Reply #237 on: June 08, 2002, 05:48:46 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
[Borg land and start assimilating zombies]

YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. AND YOUR BRAIN EATEN.

*beep* *boop*

[strikes Razor down with laser]


You have forgot that the lightsaber can deflect laser shots.

And Thorn, that holds true for shotguns as well.
 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #238 on: June 08, 2002, 05:49:22 pm
*Locks CP in a room with Denise Richards(nude)*

Now there, this outta straighten you out.;7
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

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Reply #239 on: June 08, 2002, 05:50:39 pm
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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
*Locks CP in a room with Denise Richards(nude)*

Now there, this outta straighten you out.;7

*laughs upon remembering that DR was made a zombie several posts ago*

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"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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