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Offline Redfang

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Reply #80 on: June 06, 2002, 02:45:51 pm
:jaw::jaw::jaw:
 
Pretty nice pictures...
wait, I take it back... they're more than pretty nice. :)
 
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Originally posted by Razor

Britney Spears? Oh come on, she sucks (you know what).
What I hate about her the most is her voice when she sings. Boy, she sings like a dying rat!

*Force grips Britney Spears and moves her over the ledge.* Now I only have to wait for the mana meter to drop to zero. :D

 
:lol::lol::lol:
 
True... :D
 

Offline Kellan

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Reply #81 on: June 06, 2002, 02:46:03 pm
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Originally posted by wEvil
Well at least my computers actually physically here and has also never argued with me :p


Really? My computer argues with me all the time - 3 times today, in fact. I had to press the big restart button, and you know how I hate doing that... :shaking:
I'm OK. How are you?

Blackwater Ops Derelict Machina Terra
 

Offline Razor

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Reply #82 on: June 06, 2002, 02:50:19 pm
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Originally posted by Redfang
:jaw::jaw::jaw:
 
Pretty nice pictures...
wait, I take it back... they're more than pretty nice. :)
 

 
:lol::lol::lol:
 
True... :D


OK, so who's gonna read her the lines that Dessan said to Kyle at their first encounter when Kyle was ahem...flying..!!
 

Offline beatspete

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Reply #83 on: June 06, 2002, 03:02:22 pm
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Originally posted by LtNarol
to be honest, i feel sorry for the poor girl, all you nutcases doing nothing all day but look up pictures of her and post junk like this thread on BBs...have -any- of you Portman obsesionists ever had a girlfriend?


I agree, you people are (moderatly) sick.

"Your cynicism appauls me Collosus - I have ten thousand officers and crew willing to die for pants !"

"Go to red alert!"
"Are you sure sir? It does mean changing the bulb"
 

Offline Kellan

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Reply #84 on: June 06, 2002, 03:06:06 pm
You'd have to refresh my memory, but I'm fairly sure that Desann didn't say this:

"Kyle, listen to me. I confess to having stalked you, amd I kept the space-trash you threw out - every bit of it. Why, you might ask. Am I mad? Well, Kyle, the only madness I am suffering is the madness of love. The madness of infatuation...with you.

And please please please marry meeeeeee!!!!"

Anyway, that frankly :eek: inducing (and :wtf: inducing too, no doubt) message was brought to you by the voice in my head that says "bibble". It wasn't me.

But as you can see, Desann does not behave in the same way as Ten of Twelve. :D
I'm OK. How are you?

Blackwater Ops Derelict Machina Terra
 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #85 on: June 06, 2002, 03:25:28 pm
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Originally posted by Razor



Britney Spears? Oh come on, she sucks


Yes she does suck, but she sucks two ways.  One is gooooodddd, and the other is bad.  If you know what I mean. hehe;7


Ok, who would bang the **** out of her(Natalie Portman) if she jumped on you butt naked!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!  We gotta bring this to a vote.  Hypathetically speaking since we all know there is no way you can defeat the darkness of KillMeNow.
« Last Edit: June 06, 2002, 03:29:51 pm by 251 »
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #86 on: June 06, 2002, 03:28:02 pm
My vote is:  YES!!!!!
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

Offline Kellan

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Reply #87 on: June 06, 2002, 03:30:32 pm
You voted twice.

Cheat. :p
I'm OK. How are you?

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Offline beatspete

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Reply #88 on: June 06, 2002, 03:41:59 pm
My vote is: she's a pretty girl, have some respect.

"Your cynicism appauls me Collosus - I have ten thousand officers and crew willing to die for pants !"

"Go to red alert!"
"Are you sure sir? It does mean changing the bulb"
 

Offline LtNarol

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Reply #89 on: June 06, 2002, 03:47:10 pm
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Originally posted by beatspete
My vote is: she's a pretty girl, have some respect.
I'll second that one.  You guys seriously need to get a life.
 

Offline Razor

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Reply #90 on: June 06, 2002, 03:54:08 pm
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Originally posted by beatspete
My vote is: she's a pretty girl, have some respect.


Who Britney Spears?

Runs...searches the web, finds pics, "Yeah got it!"

*Laughs out loud* :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah I just had the crazyest thought. Immagine Britney Spears playing the roll of Tavion, holding the lightsaber and starts to sing. Kyle: Stop singing.

*Britney ignites her saber.* Yeah, I know I've been playing this game too much haven't I?
 

Offline Razor

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Reply #91 on: June 06, 2002, 03:56:45 pm
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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND


Yes she does suck, but she sucks two ways.  One is gooooodddd, and the other is bad.  If you know what I mean. hehe;7
 


Hm I better ask that annoying 9 year old kid that lives next door to explain that to me.

Oh come on give me a brake! I got it! What did you think? That I fell off an apple tree yesterday?

Boy, I am underestimated here!
 

Offline Razor

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Reply #92 on: June 06, 2002, 03:58:59 pm
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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND



Ok, who would bang the **** out of her(Natalie Portman) if she jumped on you butt naked!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!  We gotta bring this to a vote.  Hypathetically speaking since we all know there is no way you can defeat the darkness of KillMeNow.


I would say: You desire this woman? Come, take her!
*ignites saber*
 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #93 on: June 06, 2002, 04:00:16 pm
He's gonna kill you.

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Originally posted by beatspete
My vote is: she's a pretty girl, have some respect.



Ummm no, We are for the Search and Destroy method.  If you ever seen that movie Magnolia you will know what I mean.


This is all in fun, I don't think she gives a **** about us computer geeks anyways so...:p
« Last Edit: June 06, 2002, 04:03:50 pm by 251 »
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

Offline KillMeNow

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Reply #94 on: June 06, 2002, 04:45:22 pm
ignites death star scale lightsaber -

only now at the end do you understand
ARGHHH
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #95 on: June 06, 2002, 05:12:45 pm
how do u take pictures or screenshots of your desktop?
Copyright ©1976, 2003, KT Enterprises. All rights reserved

"I don't want to get laid right now. I want to get drunk."- Mars

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Offline wEvil

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Reply #96 on: June 06, 2002, 05:58:11 pm
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Originally posted by Kellan


Really? My computer argues with me all the time - 3 times today, in fact. I had to press the big restart button, and you know how I hate doing that... :shaking:


She just needs some lurve...

:headz:

wait, no...thats wrong....errr...

:rolleyes:
:nervous:
 

Offline Martinus

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Reply #97 on: June 06, 2002, 06:09:57 pm
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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND


Yes she does suck, but she sucks two ways.  One is gooooodddd, and the other is bad.  If you know what I mean. hehe;7


Ok, who would bang the **** out of her(Natalie Portman) if she jumped on you butt naked!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!  We gotta bring this to a vote.  Hypathetically speaking since we all know there is no way you can defeat the darkness of KillMeNow.


I sense a disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices cried out "shut up you muppet" and were suddenly silenced.

Please keep your wacko fantasies to yourself, this is both childish and an excellent example of bad grammar and spelling. Actually, the fact that you spelled hypothetically 'hypathetically' is somewhat apt.
 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #98 on: June 06, 2002, 06:15:25 pm
But Mother always told me to say what was on my mind.  

Can't a guy have a break for having a typo?


*Runs back to watch KillMeNow kill Razor*

*Munches on Popcorn*

*Grabs a Coke*


Hit the Print Screen button for a Screen Shot.
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #99 on: June 06, 2002, 06:18:18 pm
Meh...

She's more of a pity bang. :D



And she really compared Episode II to Gone With the Wind? I guess I get practice for that lifting-one-eyebrow-while-the-other-stays-in-the-same-place thing... even though both were overrated I mean, really.:rolleyes:
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