[CODEDOG ND]

*Borrows KMN's Death Star Size Light Saber*

*whacks Anon over the head*

*Grabs Denise*



Don't even try it Stryke...You won't find a brain in there.

[Stunaep]

Originally posted by Stryke 9
[grabs Stunaep and drags him off screaming into the night]

[slurping and chewing sounds emerge from outside]

I do not scream. that is not honorable.

Besides, chicks don't dig that.

BTW, was there a point in scrapping out my brains, or was it a random guess.

[an0n]

*looks puzzled*

~-=! People dead, too articulate. Gnarmrurmrn. Need braaaaaiiinnnnsss. !=-~

*goes to look for Mik*

[Stryke 9]

[cracks open CodeDogs's head, and pokes around]

Grnnn... You're... riiighgnagn...

[kicks Codedog out of topic, and watches him fall into the SquadWar forum]

Ghhh... wasting...my... valuable time... grhgrnorfr

[shambles off]

[beatspete]

*apparantley now lacking a brain, falls over dead, inadvertadly hitting keyboard on the way, perhaps as a last hope*



Don't wear it out children.

[Razor]

Originally posted by an0n
*looks puzzled*

~-=! People dead, too articulate. Gnarmrurmrn. Need braaaaaiiinnnnsss. !=-~

*goes to look for Mik*

*Recovers after the battle with the evil KillMeNow, force pulls lightsaber, looks at poor people and brain eaters, ignites lightsaber and charges towards zombies*

The saga continues....

[an0n]

~-=! Not dead. Living dead. !=-~

*gnaws on beatspete's bones before he can reanimate*

[Stryke 9]

[watches with interest as left leg is sliced off again]

[extends arm, and smacks lightsaber out of Razor's hand]

[has a second try at eating Razor's brains and zombifying him, this one successful]

[an0n]

*crouches down and licks the buzzing lightsabre*

~-=! AAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!! !=-~

*pulls out Razors tongue and sews it into mouth*

[TheCelestialOne]

Now this is getting boring and supid and childish and.... errrr.... never mind... You won't listen

*walks away sobbing and feeling light headed*

[Razor]

Calling all Jedis, calling all Jedis! We have a serious case of brain eating disordered maniac here.

You know stryke, I believe BRAIN EATER as status would suite you much better.

And don't be stupid. You know we ( Jedi Knights) can pull the weapon back. Boy, how stupid can you get.

[Stryke 9]

[grabs Celestial one, bashes him against wall a few times to soften him up, eats his brain, then pulls off his right leg and attaches it to own gaping socket]

[tries walking, and falls over]

[CODEDOG ND]

*whacks* Stryke over head with lightsaber*

*Holds up prize*


Behold!!!!!  Now stare peons!!!!!

[an0n]

*hundreds of corpses rise from the ground and grab Razor*

~-=! Hehe. Keep Razor bizy !=-~

*goes to find some more non-Jedi brains and befoul the DR pic*

[TheCelestialOne]

My brains have been eaten 2 times now... wow... what an experience!

[Stryke 9]

[somehow regains ability to talk]

Can't if your head is busted open while you're trying. Certainly can't if you're a zombie. Voodoo and Jedi magic don't mix- you'd probably explode messily if you tried.

Grrogh. Nodn... Frsssh...

[looks around for some more brains]

[Stryke 9]

[throws babbling Celestial One at CodeDog, knocking both into SquadWar forum]

[slams thread door, but lacks motor skills to lock it. Instead, bars it with someone's torso]

[CODEDOG ND]

*uses forces and turns Stryke into a goat*

[an0n]

*freezes Stryke and starts smiting*

[TheCelestialOne]

Uses count dooku like powers to blast away the thread door.

*walks away from squad war thread*