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Offline pecenipicek

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Re: Let's Play Dwarf Fortress, HLP!
Woo! Go IronBeer! I'm really glad you've picked this back up, and that the beast is dead! Can we claim its head as a trophy or something?
you can carve a totem or bolts or crafts (rings, decorative stuff) out of its bones.
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Re: Let's Play Dwarf Fortress, HLP!
am i a dorf

i want to be a dorf
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Re: Let's Play Dwarf Fortress, HLP!
Woo! Go IronBeer! I'm really glad you've picked this back up, and that the beast is dead! Can we claim its head as a trophy or something?
you can carve a totem or bolts or crafts (rings, decorative stuff) out of its bones.

I vote we do this.
[16:57] <CommanderDJ> What prompted the decision to split WiH into acts?
[16:58] <battuta> it was long, we wanted to release something
[16:58] <battuta> it felt good to have a target to hit
[17:00] <RangerKarl> not sure if talking about strike mission, or jerking off
[17:00] <CommanderDJ> WUT
[17:00] <CommanderDJ> hahahahaha
[17:00] <battuta> hahahaha
[17:00] <RangerKarl> same thing really, if you think about it

 
Re: Let's Play Dwarf Fortress, HLP!
if you can get an FB's corpse to the kitchen in time it makes one hell of a stew
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.

 

Offline deathfun

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Re: Let's Play Dwarf Fortress, HLP!
Yes, you will "volunteer" a dwarf

More like voluntold

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Offline redsniper

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Re: Let's Play Dwarf Fortress, HLP!
There is an engraving of a forgotten beast here.

This engraving depicts the defeat of Dirlu Oselgalel Edquek Ost by dwarves of Wallbones. The dwarves are attacking the forgotten beast. The forgotten beast is wounded. The forgotten best is screaming.
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Offline IronBeer

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Re: Let's Play Dwarf Fortress, HLP!
Just FYI, I managed to seal off access to Old Wallbones' backdoor (off-screen). A long-forgotten retracting bridge that offered another backdoor is still retracted, so we're pretty much in the clear now.

Roadmap for the next few sessions:
1) Start pulling materials and furniture from Old Wallbones. In particular, we desperately need the seeds, wood, and metal stacked up there.
2) Build housing for all the new arrivals. We're sitting at around 50 dwarves, and we have beds in New Wallbones for less than half. This needs to change.
3) Add the old Hall of History into the secured perimeter. Currently, the Hall is outside the secured area. I want to reverse this situation, primarily so we can recover the artifacts interred there.
4) Attempt to recover the dead of Old Wallbones. This may be difficult; many of the fallen are in the hilariously unsecured cavern layer, and our military abilities are ...modest at best. I think I can dig up a few more qualified recruits, however, and with the materials recovered from the Old Fort, I can get them properly equipped.
5) Convert Old Wallbones into a permanent, non-functional memorial. Right now I'm thinking of converting the old dining hall into the primary burial chamber- all the dead will finally be brought back to drink and feast where they did in life.
6) With all the internal problems now squared away, we will turn our vision outward. The Gravity Blender will be completed and equipped with a stupid number of weapon traps, so we can finally fight back against the omnipresent goblin sieges.
7) Locate a source of magma.
8) ???

Also, since we're no longer on the ragged edge of disaster, I'm willing to re-accept requests for named/reincarnated dwarves. Just speak up, and be sure to mention job preference(s).
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Re: Let's Play Dwarf Fortress, HLP!
i want to be a dorf! pls make me a jeweller and/or doctor
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.

 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: Let's Play Dwarf Fortress, HLP!
I'd like to be reincarnated. Miner, if at all possible. If not, I'd like to be a cook. If I can't be either of those just throw me in the military.

 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: Let's Play Dwarf Fortress, HLP!
Why not re-takeOld Wallbones? The beast is dead... plug up the exit to the cavern.
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Re: Let's Play Dwarf Fortress, HLP!
I'd like to be reincarnated.  Military axedwarf still, please.
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Offline FireSpawn

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Re: Let's Play Dwarf Fortress, HLP!
Can I be reincarnated as Borin Balrogbait, hammerdwarf extraordinaire?
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

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Re: Let's Play Dwarf Fortress, HLP!
Reincarnate me, and I'll take any job, particularly if it involves bashing heads.

 

Offline Hobbie

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Re: Let's Play Dwarf Fortress, HLP!
My name is Hobbie and I'd like to be... a MECHANIC! :P
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Re: Let's Play Dwarf Fortress, HLP!
Kobar wants to be back. Being a fighter didn't serve me well, so I guess I should rather go for something like Animal Caretaker of Herbalist..
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Offline deathfun

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Re: Let's Play Dwarf Fortress, HLP!
Naturally I'm interested in being reincarnated
Role is whatever have you
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Offline CommanderDJ

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Re: Let's Play Dwarf Fortress, HLP!
I'll go for some reincarnation! DeeJay the Second, and I'd like to be a blacksmith or something of that ilk. If not, just put me where you need me.
[16:57] <CommanderDJ> What prompted the decision to split WiH into acts?
[16:58] <battuta> it was long, we wanted to release something
[16:58] <battuta> it felt good to have a target to hit
[17:00] <RangerKarl> not sure if talking about strike mission, or jerking off
[17:00] <CommanderDJ> WUT
[17:00] <CommanderDJ> hahahahaha
[17:00] <battuta> hahahaha
[17:00] <RangerKarl> same thing really, if you think about it

 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: Let's Play Dwarf Fortress, HLP!
Tras Hmanius reporting. Whatver job...preferably a fighting one. I had enough doctoring in my previous life and a dorfs life has to be short and violent.
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

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Re: Let's Play Dwarf Fortress, HLP!
shouldn't you be one of the garbagedorfs, for the sake of nominative determinism
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.

 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: Let's Play Dwarf Fortress, HLP!
Shouldn't you be a dead cleaning dorf then?
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!