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Offline Borealis

  • Resident Blonde
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on: July 06, 2002, 11:18:03 pm
[color=sky blue] I'm new...do I have to join stories to get avatar tags or can I just have a regular avatar?[/color]   :confused:
In God we trust.  All others must show data.
 

Offline vadar_1

  • Mr. Crispy
  • 29
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    • http://dynamic4.gamespy.com/~freespace/hosted/fullcircle/
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Reply #1 on: July 06, 2002, 11:21:13 pm
stories?

you have to be part of a campaign to get one, to be part of a campaign you have to have a special modding skill and work hard to help them out.
"Shockingly, checking Draw Lines Between Marked Icons draws lines between the marked icons. " -Volition quality help files

Projects;
The Full Circle Project (site down - server side problem)
Paradox (site down - server side problem)
 

Offline TheVirtu

  • Firedancer
  • 28
    • http://autoassault.edgegaming.com
*newbie ducks*
Reply #2 on: July 07, 2002, 12:32:03 am
We have to work hard through the tyranny of the Admins while they sit with their pretty avatars :)

Btw, WELCOME TO THE HLPBB!
« Last Edit: July 07, 2002, 12:35:09 am by 472 »
Project Leader of the Ascension of Beyond Campaign
"There was a time of peace, this time is over, peace will be paid for in blood."
Site Director of the Auto Assault Outpost- http://autoassault.edgegaming.com
Site Director of the Darkspace Connection - http://www.3dap.com/darkspace
Former Webmaster of i82.co.uk - Shut Down 2/12/03
"If HLP wants your developing, they'll promote you to Senior Engineer, now shutup and focus!" - Shi
Think of the Coke machines! What did they ever do to you![/b]
 

Offline Shrike

  • Postadmin
  • 211
    • http://www.3dap.com/hlp
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Reply #3 on: July 07, 2002, 12:54:24 am
You rang?

Hi. :D
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline CODEDOG ND

  • Dark Agent
  • 27
*newbie ducks*
Reply #4 on: July 07, 2002, 01:08:33 am
I'd say it was more of a knock.
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

Offline TheVirtu

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  • 28
    • http://autoassault.edgegaming.com
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Reply #5 on: July 07, 2002, 01:13:40 am
The admins have a little program that track what we say, if we say admin in any post, it appears on a viewscreen in the Admin's Domain of Hell :)
Project Leader of the Ascension of Beyond Campaign
"There was a time of peace, this time is over, peace will be paid for in blood."
Site Director of the Auto Assault Outpost- http://autoassault.edgegaming.com
Site Director of the Darkspace Connection - http://www.3dap.com/darkspace
Former Webmaster of i82.co.uk - Shut Down 2/12/03
"If HLP wants your developing, they'll promote you to Senior Engineer, now shutup and focus!" - Shi
Think of the Coke machines! What did they ever do to you![/b]
 

Offline Shrike

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    • http://www.3dap.com/hlp
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Reply #6 on: July 07, 2002, 01:27:00 am
No actually, we don't.  I'm just that good. ;)
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Warlock

  • Death Angel
  • 29
    • Holocron Productions
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Reply #7 on: July 07, 2002, 01:49:44 am
That's not what she said Shrike :P
Warlock



DeathAngel Squadron, Forever remembered.


Do or Do Not,..There Is No Spoon

To Fly Exotic Ships, Meet Exotic People, and Kill Them.

We may rise and fall, but in the end
 We meet our fate together
 

Offline Shrike

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Reply #8 on: July 07, 2002, 01:57:27 am
Ha ha ha.  Very funny.  You're just jealous. ;)
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Dark_4ce

  • GTVA comedy relief
  • 27
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Reply #9 on: July 07, 2002, 03:02:40 am
:yes2: :D :D :D :nod: WELCOME TO THE HLPBB!!! :nod: :D :D :D :yes:
I have returned... Again...
 

Offline Fineus

  • ...But you *have* heard of me.
  • Administrator
  • 212
    • Hard Light Productions
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Reply #10 on: July 07, 2002, 03:30:50 am
Did someone say tyranny? There's no tyranny here...



Hey Borealis :)
 

Offline LtNarol

  • Biased Banshee
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Reply #11 on: July 07, 2002, 04:38:20 am
:lol: So you finally admit to your own evilness Thunder?

Borealis, you can sign up for NodeWars but i dont think you get an avatar for it unless you become a moderator there...
 

Offline TheCelestialOne

  • Man of Exceptional Taste
  • 28
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Reply #12 on: July 07, 2002, 04:52:51 am
Quote
Originally posted by LtNarol
:lol: So you finally admit to your own evilness Thunder?

Borealis, you can sign up for NodeWars but i dont think you get an avatar for it unless you become a moderator there...


Lookie at me! I'm no moderator but still I have my NodeWar avatar!

BTW : Here you can write stories if you like that!
"I also like to stomp my enemies, incite rebellions, start the occasional war, and spend lazy hours preening my battle aura."

~Supporter of the The Babylon Project~

Like Babylon 5? Like Star Trek? Like science fiction? Go HERE
 

Offline an0n

  • Banned again
  • 211
  • Emo Hunter
    • http://nodewar.penguinbomb.com/forum
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Reply #13 on: July 07, 2002, 05:18:04 am
Someone mention ducks?............Oh, right.

Mmmmmmm. Newbie.

Let the corruption begin!
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com
 

Offline Martinus

  • Aka Maeglamor
  • 210
    • Hard Light Productions
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Reply #14 on: July 07, 2002, 08:00:14 am
Hi Borealis, I'm feeling lazy so...

*points to rear and left*
Exits.

*points to underside of seats*
Budget cuts.
 

Offline Unknown Target

  • Get off my lawn!
  • 212
  • Push.Pull?
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Reply #15 on: July 07, 2002, 09:06:07 am
*takes out custom flamethrower and torches an0n*

Now, now, an0n, play nice. Bor, it's best to avoid him. Also, you may or may not have heard, but we recently upgraded from shotguns to flamethrowers. Please, feel free to use them at your own discretion.:D
  

Offline TheVirtu

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  • 28
    • http://autoassault.edgegaming.com
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Reply #16 on: July 07, 2002, 09:12:40 am
Quote
Originally posted by Maeglamor
Hi Borealis, I'm feeling lazy so...

*points to rear and left*
Exits.

*points to underside of seats*
Budget cuts.


Thats ok *pulls out his own Uzis of Redemption™ and the Shotgun of Justice™*
Project Leader of the Ascension of Beyond Campaign
"There was a time of peace, this time is over, peace will be paid for in blood."
Site Director of the Auto Assault Outpost- http://autoassault.edgegaming.com
Site Director of the Darkspace Connection - http://www.3dap.com/darkspace
Former Webmaster of i82.co.uk - Shut Down 2/12/03
"If HLP wants your developing, they'll promote you to Senior Engineer, now shutup and focus!" - Shi
Think of the Coke machines! What did they ever do to you![/b]
 

Offline Unknown Target

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  • 212
  • Push.Pull?
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Reply #17 on: July 07, 2002, 09:15:52 am
If the admins ignite their HLPBB Hammer of Justice, run away. Run far, far away.


EDIT: OR if Thunder looks at you like he looks in that picture /EDIT
« Last Edit: July 07, 2002, 09:21:39 am by 368 »
 

Offline Thorn

  • Drunk on the east coast.
  • 210
  • What is this? I don't even...
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Reply #18 on: July 07, 2002, 09:16:39 am
Um.. Quack?
Quick! While he's not looking! :headz:
 

Offline Borealis

  • Resident Blonde
  • 25
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Reply #19 on: July 07, 2002, 09:33:58 am
[color=sky blue]Very interesting crew you have here. ;)

Since I have almost no graphics skills I guess I could apply as a story writer.  What are some other options?[/color] :)
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